Let's be fair: Sassy probably licked that tissue clean after Rarity left.
She sold it to Spike.
>>30686983
oh
finally a thread where I can post her fabulous pose
now,I can rest in bed tonight peacefully
>>30686994
Here's hoping you don't awake to her picking your nose.
how do i meet ponies to give them hoofjobs through the gloryhole?
>>30686914
www.SingleAndHorsey.com
Do you think Spike's ever had wet dreams about his family, including Shining and Night Light?
>>30686752
I guarantee you that he's had wetdreams about Twilight.
>>30686796
Sparkle or Velvet?
I guarantee you that he's had wetdreams about Braeburn
Leave Jiren to me
>>30686617
Lemme guess, Zeno/Omni-king(s) are Nyx?
>>30686622
Yes. The Grand Priest is Glimmer.
Not the thread I expected to see but I welcome it. Now I can't look at Cus without thinking about Trixie, damn it.
When will Twilight stop holding back and reveal her new transformation and stop holding back?
If I wanted Luna to be my horse mom, would that technically mean that Nyx is my mom too?
Nyx don't canon
>>30686243
No. Nyx is NMM, and in the fic NMM and Luna are separate entities.
>>30686327
So wait now they ARE seperate entities?
DO IT!
within PONY TOWN~ Create New > Name: /PEACE\
>>30686225
wtf iz dos thangz?
Anyone else bothered by this cunt? This OC ordered her boss around.
Just how ass backwards does the world of equestria get to the point of disbelief?
It's obvious that this was written by Vogel who was so used to being the self-insert autistic boss, he simply forgot that idiot employees like Saddle get instantly fired and sued for sabotage. Something Vogel never experienced.
But for some reason Vogel enjoys self-inserting himself into the next shit OC(Glimmer) and making them get away with their bullshit, instead of promoting the mane6.
>thinks Starlight isn't a threat
>still captures Spike and Flurry Heart
>>30685998
Spike was the one who created the biggest internal division within Changelings, and Flurry Heart destroyed an ancient relic just by screeching.
Plus, she wasn't in Ponyville, remember?
>>30685998
Leverage.
fuck off Spike hater
I know I'm late as fuck but this episode is fucking awesome. Anyway I have some questions:
>So they are dead but the show will never say how and when?
>Why is Applejack's southern accent so fucking strong? It never used to be that ridiculous.
>Why all of the sudden these faceshttps://derpibooru.org/1503632 https://derpibooru.org/1496785are overused as fuck?
>Would you pear her butter?
>>30685977
>So they are dead but the show will never say how and when?
It's not ruled out they will ever properly reveal it but basically yeah
>Why is Applejack's southern accent so fucking strong? It never used to be that ridiculous.
No idea what you're talking about, it's probably just the voice actor
>Why all of the sudden these faceshttps://derpibooru.org/1503632https://derpibooru.org/1496785are overused as fuck?
Never noticed this either, but the new seasons do like meme faces
>Would you pear her butter?
Oh boy would I
>>30686000
This, honestly. /thread
>>30685977
>>30686000
Goddamn you people are fucking autists. Seriously how do you even notice something that insignificant?
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>"It's ok if you can't do magic, Anon."
>"You are just a human after all."
>"Nobody expects anything out of you."
>"Just leave the hero work to us. We'll bring you back a souvenir."
Previous Thread: >>30462297 → #
This thread is about Anon living in Equestria, with a particular emphasis on lacking any magic, and the ways in which Anon deals with it.
COMPLETE:
"Obsession" - Sea Urchin: http://pastebin.com/5ECNnjxF
https://pastebin.com/8DSdhfkR
"Anon's horn problem" - Anonymous: http://pastebin.com/pwaq7a3L
IN PROGRESS:
"Thaumaturgy With Anon" - HK-47: http://pastebin.com/GGMNC8h7
"Cheap Tricks & Class Acts" - Houdini Anon: https://pastebin.com/qSWgt7LP
DEADER THAN DISCO:
"Magicless Anon's Adventures" - Bits: https://pastebin.com/X5YrqfvR
"Magic Battery" - TemporaryName: https://pastebin.com/FyXvxfbi
"Magic Dick" - Silly Story Anon: https://pastebin.com/FZ4n960B
"Magicless Anon" - MSG: http://pastebin.com/VbAKPiVJ
"ArtifactAnon" - Anonymous: http://pastebin.com/RCnBBA90
"Anon's Bizarre Adventures" - Ritefrend: http://pastebin.com/Fsm9pvU2
>mfw im shit at copy pasting
i reall shouldnt do this while shitting
>>30685761
Here have a low effort Glimmer
>>30685761
Let this die and make another thread.
Jesus how did you fucked this up?
>explicitly make the point that you should wait till marriage
>strong Christian values
>no "hurr liberalism is always good, conservatism is always bad" bullshit
Thank god Hasbro is so based. Are they really one of the last companies to not pander to degenerate SJWs?
>>30685706
>i add pon to /pol/tard thred mummy!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>30685709 is kinda right, OP. Get your frustrations somewhere else, huh?
>>30685706
MLP:FIM always felt pretty right wing.
Pony Tum Thread, since there hasn't been one for a while.
A thread for ponies who aren't obese, but have a bit of an adorable belly.
>>30685523
>>30685528
>>30685537
Pony Yugoslavia.
>>30685467
REAL Jugoslavia, or 1998-2002 Jugoslavia, aka Serbia?
Real Jugoslavia!
I want Aryanne to spank Yugo mare
Didn't forget how to handle the baby, did we?
>>30685456
with just one finger
>>30685456
Dont worry Mrs. FUCKFACE, I got this covered.
>>30687279
Pat's voice somehow read this post for me. Damn it.
>take a bunch of cough syrup and CCCs
>have massive seizure
>police arrive before EMTs
>notices all my ponies
>who's the My Little Pony fan?
>raise hand weakly
>shit that never happened
>>30685445
dead serious., all the cops locally know I'm a syrup head ponyfag now.
Also
>I was butt naked
>>30685445
To be honest, knowing Needlechan, it's probably completely true.
>>30685469
I'm not sure if this makes me disappointed or glad that I wasn't able to move in when you offered.