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First for first

Screw Equality!

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>>25589475
You're waifu a gay.

>>25562132
No.

>>25562132
There are seven of you. At can deal with two, three at best.

I will sadly have to pass on any orgies.

>>25562132
No, but you'll queef.

>>25529408
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Here is full archive of ALL the stories in condensed, easy-to-read form with all chatter in-between removed.
Check out the pastebin here:
http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejack


Curious what happened last time, or just wanna know what happens during an active thread?
Check out the previous thread here:https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25385359
You are completely new and have no idea what is going on? There is a wikia with an overview of all characters, a complete timeline, previous thread recaps and explanation of the various concepts used in these stories!
Check out the wiki here:http://princess-aj.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Applejack_Wiki


Confused about when a character first showed up or who they are? Want to know when an arc started?
Check out the character notes and details here :
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PsMAwLcIdC3IYxezAV9Ko4neEguNvc3eQqQqiTCxdDs/edit#gid=2119378650

We have begun working on a big project to fix up old stories and make this crazy world more coherent and accessible to new readers who don't like the thread format.
Check out the 'Princess Applejack: Re-Cut Edition' here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15cv3kqExr_vOM0JkUh4dqnvVKxJ5Z-P1KHwE8Z7aG0k/edit?usp=sharing
And finally, while most of the thread is very much clop free, we have a pastebin in case you're feeling a little more naughty with your writing, find it here. http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessAJAfterDark please upload any like it to a pastebin so they can be added out of thread.
And above all else, enjoy your stay at /paj/!

I've touched all your waifus in an inappropriate way

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Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

>>25608410
It's the sluttiest timeline

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>>25604558

>>25604558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeZdDQ4Pnj0

Drinking game: Have a shot for every screen flash.

>>25604558
Pls no.
I don't want to cringe so hard that I pull a muscle in my face. That is fucking awful.

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>>25567713

Emerald decides that he doesn't want to be anywhere near Shock Top.

He excuses himself, claiming that he was just looking for someone and scurries away.

Emerald makes his way over to Joyride, who has a plate and is chowing down.

Emerald looks at the display. The table is groaning under heaps and heaps of food. There are fresh watermelons and bright yellow bananas, sliced pineapple, all color of apples, as well as mountains of salads and peppers. There are sugary confections, topped with creams and jellies, as well as all shapes and sizes of breads and sandwiches. The food here is more exotic than Emerald is used to, even in his days growing up in his household, and he doesn't recognize some of the items... However he does notice something odd on some of the plates... It looks like...

"Yup." Joyride says as Emerald gives the plate a poke, "That's meat. The carnivores here gotta have something you know."

Emerald looks warily at the food, and Joyride says, "Hey, it really isn't that bad. Especially the fried chicken." She finishes, picking a drumstick up off her plate and biting into it.

This makes Emerald feel queasy, so he looks around. It's hard to see through the number of bodies, but he still can't quite spot Hope.

What does Emerald do?

>>25567830
Tell her that there's a not-colt here that kidnapped us the day before. And that it's really odd that he got into this since the place they took us back to was a shit-hole.

>>25567830
Ask joyride where hope is.

>>25506071
I STAPLE TAPEWORMS ON MY PENIS

Nothing.

and who the fuck are you?

>>25506071
>Lemon Zest: Audacity

>>25492329
>It's been a month since the purging of the mansion.
>You've taught the smith how to make primitive bullets using brass casings.
>You've mass produced the soakers, and made the metal containers for water lighter for the women.
>You went to a slave auction and bought a slave named William, you figured you'd try and save at least one of these guys from the cruel white masters.
>Plus free labor that you have the civility not to treat like complete shit.
>Sunset was against the idea at all until you told her the cliffnotes version of what happened to slaves, and you didn't dare divulge more than that or she'd have you raiding their homes and trying to free slaves and you imagine all kinds of trouble brewing from that.
>Speaking of Slavery you decided to make Trinity work the cotton field as part of her "redemption".
>It was fun to drink a cold beer chilled by Patience with ol' Will as you watched her work the fields.
>Will kept wanting to get up and help her but you made him sit and watch.
>You got a lovely feeling of satisfaction from it.
>Sunset meanwhile seems to be busy inside writing some sort of book that she won't let you look at.
>You think it's some kind of diary or something, but hopefully she's not writing anything bad about you.
>You also checked the graves digging them out when it rained one day, it was a gruesome task, and you found nothing but bones and the regret of having dug them up at all, you reburied them soaking them in holy water as a bit of a paranoid precaution.
>Surely such imagery will only haunt you for the next few days or so, meanwhile you will perhaps never forget what happened in the manor.
>And while its all smiles and laughter on the outside, you dare never to walk down any halls or into any rooms without the lights on, and of course you've caught Sunset doing that same sort of unspoken precaution.
>Deus Vult, war is hell.
(cont)

>>25492332
>Its late at night.
>"Oh Anooon.."
>Sunset is wearing lingerie specifically tailored for her.
>Shes had a host of other outfits made just for her too.
>"I think it's about time we got a headstart on that family.."
>She climbs up on the bed, you're tied to the four bedposts.
>Shes humping up on your chest rubbing your face with her front hooves.
>"Oh my precious Anon, you'll make me some beautiful babies tonight won't you?"
"Uh.."
>"You'll stick yourself inside me, filling me up, and drenching my womb with your hot sticky cream. Impregnating me and forcing me to bear all of your children."
"Is this what you've been writing in that diary? Geez I didn't know you were into that."
>"There are a lot of things I'm into, and one of them, is you.."
>Her eyes staring lustfully into yours as she gives you a light peck on the lips.
"O-oh.."
>"I think you'll be into me too pretty soon.."
>She pulls at her underwear pulling it aside as she slides herself down on your fully erect cock.
>You feel the hot wet pressure of her mare pussy slipping down over the tip as she carefully guides herself down your shaft.
>Her eyes fluttering up in her head as she begins to take more of your length.
>You throb with ecstasy biting your lip as she consumes your cock the last of it disappearing inside her.
>"Oh Anon, I want to be a mother so badly.. I want you to breed me, and you can cum inside without protection as many times as you want.. I want lots of kids! Please.."
>You thrust upward into her.
>She moans sharply.
(cont)

>>25492338
"Yeah, you like that don't you? You want to be my filthy broodmare don'tcha?"
>"Yes, oh god yes!"
>She rides herself ontop of you.
>Sloshing wet marejuices come over your legs soaking them.
>You thrust inside her more.
"Yeah come on, take it!"
>"Oh yes, please, give me more, I want it all inside me, I'll take everything you give me!"
"Yeah, ungfh!"
>"Yeah baby do it!"
>You continually penetrate into her, sliding along her slick walls, deeper, your legs soaking more dripping down now into the sheets.
>You throb with delight cumming inside, she cries out as she soaks your legs even more.
>Sunset collapses ontop of you, you feel yourself oozing all your cum inside of her.

What will you do?

baka

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This will be at the top of the thread for the entirety of its existence

I'd offer my own Pastebin, But that things full of the most autistic 2/12 stories you're going to find. And the shit that didn't make the cut....

I'll post before nights end.

>>25587258
I actually like how 'friendly' she was if you wanna call it that.

>>25587290
she seemed the least evil of the entire bunch, with her citizens being somewhat well off and such

>>25587258
Does this prove that NMM could beat Celestia in a fight?

>>25454070
Tripfags in Canterlot High

REAL NIGGA HOURS BUMP
SMASH DAT LIKE

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Normans tip kissing Mauds womb while Pinkie films it WHEN!?

>I"M GONNA RAPE YOU!!!!

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>>25607347
Not on my american board

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>>25607347

>>25606521
it doesnt.

>>25606527
/thread

>>25606435
Thanks anon, now I have to watch porn of it

>>25606456
Meanwhile, in the Them's Fighting Herds fandom

Only deer in this franchise are a bunch of damn elf wannabes.

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>>25606315
>Pt.1

Ah shit, son, here we go...

>>25606315
it seems the autists have already infiltrated high command... Op has been infected. all is lost before it even began

>Anon runs to get out of the perimeter while a bunch of smelly farts made him smell gay and ass. The cancer was too strong and the building can collapse like poop using his anon ass ability his asshole launched so far up the perimeters ass he killed so many autists with his rocket fart and screaming whale sounds. "OOOOOOOWAAAAAA"
>the sounds were so horrible even a squirrel couldn't find his nuts he farted so loud the perimeter covered in farts and cancer as he made his escape he flyed to the sky running out of gas as poop starts to rain from the sky