Horse
Norse
>>25620562
Course
>>25620576
Source
I want to be nice to this horse.
Please don't judge me.
>>25620439
Too bad. We rape all you post here. Like how she squirms when trying to get away as you cram your thick dick into her filly cunt. Hear her crying as she gets her first dicking while you use her a cum rag.
As a newfag, I have no idea why people hate Nyx. I only ever heard of it though hate... Just seems like an edgy oc to me.
>>25620511
you should hate edgy OCs anon, except tracy
the quality of her source is the cause of the hate
>How that you're a certified ponefag, you'll need a name to put on all your academy records.
> your choices are: - = ≡ ~ ≈ ≋ < > ≤ ≥ ≦ ≧ ≨ ≩ ≠ ∥ ∦ ≃ ≄ ≅ ≆ ≇ ≉ ≊ ≍ ≏ ≘ ≗ ≙
>>25620260
obviously >
>>25620260
this one
>>25620260
half these are boxes
>"Anon...">"Did you know I'm half jewish?"
>>25619986
Is it your front half?
Because I don't need your front half.
>>25619986
WHAT? YOUR MOM MARRIED A GOY?
OY VEY!
>>25619986
You're about to be a whole lot less.
I want to ________ Rainbow Dash.
Fool around with
give a bad time to
inflate
STOP SHILLING FALLOUT 4 FOR FUCK'S SAKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>every post-apocalyptic or war-related theme is a reference to fallout
Bout time to hit the sack there sport. Don't want to miss the bus in the morning.
>>25619587
Just cause something is new, doesn't mean it is the only thing that has done it.
You are likely underaged and should get the fuck out.
>>25619587
>sees wasteland
YUK YUK ITS JUST LIKE THE FALLOUT VIDEO GAME I PLAY!
>sees representation of war
YUL YUK ITS JUST LIKE THE METAL GEAR VIDEO GAME I PLAY!
Holy fuck autists pls go, next theyll show celestias castle and everyone will be like ITS CLASH OF CLANS GUYS ITS CLASH OF CLANS!
Then some new pony in s6 will happen to be wearing a mask and everyone'll be like ITS DISHONORED 2 GUYS ITS DISHONORED 2!!!
>Gilda reformed
>Trixie reformed
>Starlight reformed
>Sunset reformed
>Lightning Dust (Redemption pending)
>Suri Polomare(Redemption pending)
How would you guys feel if they made a mane 6 of reformed antagonists?
>>25619500
Whatever
>>25619500
They can't be called the Mane 6 because they aren't the main 6. They should be called something like The Augments, or the Alt 6.
>>25619500
That picand your dubsplease me, but that pic needs an update now don't you think?
SERIOUSLY!! i dont fucking know if this is a cow or a pony or a hybrid of both.
plz help
That ugly thing looks like filly flutershy, or at least has the same body proportions.
Twilight and her fucking magic!!!
>>25619491
I'd fuck it
What do you think? Is it like a back to the future kind of thing where its one timeline and the rest get obliterated? Or is it like in Ocarina of Time sort of thing that each change creates its own separate line that stands on its own?
Mind you, this is a multiverse series where there is a ponyerse and a humanverse and others if you accept the comics as canon.
Maybe there's a timeline where all ponies are addicted to human cum.
>>25619213
*Meaning that each timeline may be its own universe in the multiverse.
>>25619213
It would be depressing if they were. That would mean AJ went back to canning apples with the false hope Twilight would fix everything, or Zecora and her freedom fighters were killed/enslaved to allow Twi to escape.
>Aww, did you forget your sleeping bag, Anon? That's okay, you can share with me! There's plenty of room for both of us...
>>25619205
"That'll be fine, laddy."
>>25619205
Only later she realized her mistake when she felt a ranging hard on pressing into her side while he tried to sniff her
>>25619205
Meanwhile in anons head as he sleeps next to her
>Don't pop a boner
>Don't pop a boner
>Don't pop a boner
>Don't pop atoo late
This is the future in which Trixie destroys Equestria with the Alicorn Amulet
>>25618793
I actually had the same thought
>>25618793
Better theory:
this is the timeline for the s6 or 2017 movie villain destroying Equestria. Think about it: the timeline went in order of the villains. This was the one after Tirek.
>>25618976
No, the timeline was not in order. Sombra was before Nightmare Moon
She is not real daily reminder.
>>25618786
sure she is. I just don't own her.
>posts picture of Lyra plushie and claims it isn't real
please, fgt. We've all seen the pics. Of courshe she's real.
>>25619156
The plushie lyra doll is real, the sentient colorful horses living in a magic land not.
>>25619544
then why did you post a image of a plush you massive worthless idiot? This is why your mother doesn't love you.
Nightmare Moon did nothing wrong
>>25618701
She didn't plan on six teenagers with attitude.
>>25618701
Honestly, this conflict has as many plot holes as swiss cheese.
>>25618701
She seemed like she had a strange tone when she justified banishing Celestia
Almost like she was afraid of what Twi would think
Be honest, anon... Did you take my pipe revolver rifle?
>>25618686
>even touching pipe weapons
I have standards, you know.
>>25618686
it was shit anyways, needed the screws
>>25618702
I only see a cock sucking loser.
Old thread: >>25533332
Congratulations! Your new My Little Pony© is sure to bring you years of joy!
Please, carefully read the instructions before opening the patented Cryo-Box containing your pony.
-Allow at least one hour of uninterrupted time in a secluded, quiet area free from distractions. Your My Little Pony© is designed to begin imprinting upon release from its Cryo-Box. Place the Cryo-Box on the floor, carefully open it, and sit nearby. Your pony may sniff, nuzzle, and lick you as imprinting begins. Do not leave the area. You may gently touch your pony.
-Your Cryo-Box doubles as a comfortable nesting bed for your pony!
-Each pony comes with a 6-week supply of Xtreme grade nutrient paste designed to accommodate the rapid growth process. After the nutrient paste is used, your pony may switch to a normal diet (see Appendix A for recommendations)
-Your My Little Pony© begins its life as a wonderful little colt or filly! You may allow your pony to grow naturally, or you may use the provided Rapid Growth Accelerant to mature your pony to stallion / mare age in a matter of weeks!
-Your pony is engineered to love and support you. Please allow 3-4 weeks for colts and fillies to age before engaging in sexual activity. If rapidly aging your pony, sexual contact may begin after 2 weeks. Be gentle with your pony!
-Every night, place the Language-Assistance headphones on your pony for at least 30 minutes to teach your pony proper speaking skills.
-DO NOT REJECT YOUR PONY. REJECTED PONIES MAY HAVE VIOLENT TENDENCIES. IF YOU FEEL YOU MAY HAVE UNWITTINGLY REJECTED YOUR PONY, PLEASE CALL BIO SUPPORT AT 555-PONY-4ME IMMEDIATELY!
>>25618606
Today on HBBES Q&A: General questions and accessories for pony care. Decanted Hassenfelds are cryonic-transport friendly, a cost-saving (and when done with commerical products like the one shown) and stress-reducing way to bring your pony to places they might not normally easily manage, like extra-orbital habitats! Shown is one of our favorite third-party products, the Cryotranz© pet transport. We have the office-cat Opalescence modeling this one, but we've used similar ones for young fillies, while the larger versions can allow a normally space-sick unicorn or earth pony a comfortable method to travel to Mars or underwater habitats.
>>25618606
w-what happens if I reject my pony
>>25567096
>So I cannot buy the true proletariat earth pony.
Earth ponies have severe problems with extended lack of contact with a strong gravitational field, leading to rapid loss of bone density and strength faster than normal exercise routines will restore. HBBES allows earth pony sales to habitats that maintain at least a .8G constant across the supermajority (66%+) of the living space.
Unicorns are prone to "sparking" outside of atmosphere due to reactions between their horns and excessive radiation. This renders them generally unsuitable for non-planetary settlement, lest the unicorn accidentally breach it's own suit or touch off something volatile (see the Belle Disaster newsfile as of two years prior in which one filly managed to breach an entire agrodome, barely preventing a total loss of atmosphere via accidentally coating the resulting hole with tree sap and emergency sealant)
HBBES allows Martian delivery of non-pegasi models, as long as they are guaranteed to remain in the gravity well outside of emergencies.