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2015-12-01 19:43:57 Post No.25624288
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>Glimmer threads are being actively deleted despite being no different than all the other shitposting threads that are allowed to live
What gives? Leave them or purge everything that is just shitposting.

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= 2015-12-01 19:45:54 Post No.25624322
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>>25624288
>Glimmer threads are being actively deleted
They are?

= 2015-12-01 19:47:38 Post No.25624345
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>>25624288
We want equality! Leave Glimmer threads up!

= 2015-12-01 19:51:15 Post No.25624375
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>>25624322
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25623669/#q25623669

This thread was just deleted. It didn't get archived, it was deleted. And yet "Hi Anon!" threads stay up without being deleted.

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Emperor Octavarius 2015-12-01 19:40:50 Post No. 25624252 [Report] [View this topic]

So, which characters strike you as being the most submissive or dominant?

Being a dom myself, I find it quite easy to sniff out the subs... and the ones who strike me as such are Rainbow Dash, Celestia, Luna, Spoiled Rich and Coloratura.

But the most blatant sub is probably pic-related. Say what you will about her alpha bitch façade in the first film, and her occasional temper flares: she'd be a total doormat in the bedroom. Just look at that face.

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= 2015-12-01 19:42:14 Post No.25624266
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>>25624252
your grandfather smelled of elderberries.

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>as a Dom myself

Oh I bet.

= 2015-12-01 19:44:21 Post No.25624296
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>>25624252
>Being a dom myself
Dominating your waifu pillow in the dark of your basement doesn't count towards being a dom.
Sorry, Anon.

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It's not a WAR if no one DIES Anonymous 2015-12-01 18:54:45 Post No. 25623806 [Report] [View this topic]

All i saw from that gay little "time travel" episode was a bunch of horses standing up and hitting each other in the feet (hooves). It was like watching nerds slapping each other. PATHETIC.

What kind of a WAR has no CASUALTIES?
KILL some damn horses already!!!

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= 2015-12-01 18:58:42 Post No.25623843
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>>25623806
>What kind of a WAR has no CASUALTIES
your mom's war against the buffet line lmao

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>>25623806
Pinkie Pie should die for being so goddamned annoying. Shoot her, burn her, stab her, just phucking kill that little whore

Anonymous 2015-12-01 19:00:27 Post No.25623859
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>>25623843
Goddamn, that was so lame it crippled a pony in Montana. That was so stupid it caused the Internet to retch. That was so amazingly dumb and painful to read a ten-year-old orphan in Syria just joined a rebel gang.

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= 2015-12-01 18:06:03 Post No. 25623402 [Report] [View this topic]

What will you expect in Season 6? What episodes do you wish for?

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= 2015-12-01 18:07:22 Post No.25623410
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>>25623402
What do I want? An actual changeling episode.
What do I expect? Not that.

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>>25623402
>No Applejack

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>>25623411
>Applejack
Get your shitty OC out of here

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= 2015-12-01 18:00:12 Post No. 25623366 [Report] [View this topic]

>"Hi Anon!"
>"Twilight told me that you need friends and since I need friends too..."
>"Wanna be my friend, anon?"

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= 2015-12-01 18:01:33 Post No.25623378
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y-you too

= 2015-12-01 18:01:41 Post No.25623379
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>>25623366
Y-you too...

= 2015-12-01 18:03:06 Post No.25623385
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>>25623366
Okay

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= 2015-12-01 17:47:20 Post No. 25623297 [Report] [View this topic]

What if Hasbro came out and told us all to go fuck ourselves for being a bunch of autists which eat their soulless executive toy commercial?

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= 2015-12-01 17:49:05 Post No.25623306
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>>25623297
But Hasbro already did that by creating Magical Mystery Cure.

= 2015-12-01 17:49:23 Post No.25623307
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It's long part that point. Just look at the season finale. They're letting dhx give us what we supposedly want.

= 2015-12-01 17:49:31 Post No.25623309
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At this point, it wouldn't really be any more different from anyone else telling us to go fuck ourselves for being a bunch of autists which eat Hasbro's soulless executive toy commercial?

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= 2015-12-01 16:57:33 Post No. 25623020 [Report] [View this topic]

Oh shit! Your waifu has found your music player and is now listening to the last song you listened to.

>What's the song?
>What's her reaction?

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= 2015-12-01 17:02:57 Post No.25623053
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDl3iUo__dY
I don't really know, probably feels.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiq8Y9-kLcg
>"Anonymous, what'd the hoof say to the face?"
>'Wha-'
>"SLAP! WOOO!!!! That was coold blooded~"

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>>25623020
>"Anon, why do I want to kill myself?"

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= 2015-12-01 15:58:13 Post No. 25622717 [Report] [View this topic]

>"All I want for Christmas is you, anon."

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= 2015-12-01 15:59:34 Post No.25622725
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>>25622717
You mean my dick?

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>>25622717
Please. We all know that you're going to dump me when you learn the inconvenient truth about me.

= 2015-12-01 16:08:06 Post No.25622777
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>>25622717
Well, this feeling isn't mutual. Not for an eqg "human".

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>"Soldiers come by every now and then to rough the place up."
>Applejack sighs
>"It is not too bad... We give them some stashed away apple cider and one of them, usually their commander, have his little way with me. It keeps the shipment of canned apples more safe, I think. Even if it hurts every now and then."
>Applejack thoughts drift to the distant for a while
>"It is what we mares have to do to keep our soldiers fighting."

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= 2015-12-01 18:25:15 Post No.25623539
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Is this a thing or...? Cause it sounds hot

= 2015-12-01 18:28:39 Post No.25623571
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>>25623539
Well sadly this happens often in real wars.
The soldiers take females when they want most of the time for quick relief.
During war there is no time for dating and courtesy.

= 2015-12-01 18:34:34 Post No.25623628
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>war time sexcapades during the pony vietnam
>soldiers make base in a changeling hive
>"Me no love love for free, G.I."
I didn't know I needed this.

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Rank these strongest to weakest based on official show/comic feats

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= 2015-12-01 15:46:55 Post No.25622651
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>>25622643
>comics
>canon

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>>25622643
Sperg > Commie > Non-canon > Shut in > G&PT > Rara

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>>25622643
Strange how Trixie and Rara are the ones that use other items to increase magical prowess. Also, where did the amulet and book come from? I'd like.. Fuck it, they won't ever tell us.

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= 2015-12-01 15:31:48 Post No. 25622585 [Report] [View this topic]

Oh no! Twilight the Hugging Horse has found you! As soon as she catches you, she will teleport you to the nearest bed and cuddle you until she feels satisfied. You only have a few seconds to figure out how to defend yourself.

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= 2015-12-01 15:32:57 Post No.25622591
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Beat the shit out of her

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>>25622585
Why would I want to?

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>>25622585
>rape

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= 2015-12-01 14:39:28 Post No. 25622343 [Report] [View this topic]

"Anon, stop being such a shitlord! I'm a transpony, and I want to be called a pony. It really triggers me when people call me a dragon. If you don't, I'm going to passive-aggressively post about you on Tumblr!"

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= 2015-12-01 14:41:04 Post No.25622355
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>>25622343
Sorry Argonian.

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CALLING ME A SHITLORD TRIGGERS ME. IM A SHITGOD, S.H.I.T.G.O.D. YOU FUCKING FAGGIT

= 2015-12-01 14:42:20 Post No.25622361
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>>25622343
But being a dragon so much cooler. You have opposable thumbs, breath fire, and can grow just by being greedy

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= 2015-12-01 14:36:53 Post No. 25622331 [Report] [View this topic]

Fixed that for you.

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= 2015-12-01 14:40:59 Post No.25622354
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Way to make that scene 1000000000 times better, OP! Fucking saved it

And nice dubs.

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>>25622331
I was a Shimmerfag, but honestly Starlight is way more superior. Although her backstory is pretty shit.

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>>25622377
superior as a mary sue.

>I'M SO FUCKING TRIGGERED THAT MY BOYFRIEND LEFT ME BECAUSE HE'S GOT MAGIC TALENT YET I CAN RIVAL A FUCKING PRINCESS AND CAN'T BE ASSED GOING TO CANTERLOT TO FUCK MY BFF WHILE LEARNING SPELLS N SHIT