Well?
>>25839050
>>25839050
I would like to rape her but WITHOUT looking at her underwear
I'll find a way
>>25839050
Neither by clicking the x button on the top right.
what do u think about this picture?
>>25838906
It's missing wings
>>25838916
>missing
>>25838906
4/10
So I just finished catching up with the rest of S5 from ep 22 to the finale.
Overall they were all pretty mediocre except for Ep 24.
I think The Mane Attraction was the best this season had to offer, with Amending Fences in 2nd.
S5 finale was just... lackluster. Really shitty finale and weakest villain reformation.
>>25838666
>weakest villain reformation
HAHAHAHAH no. Oh, don't get me wrong, that backstory and redemption for Starlight needed WAY more time. But it's still better than the instant 180 Luna and Sunset Shimmer did.
>>25838666
Please don't tell me you're one of these people who are shit at actually watching the show and assume her whole motivation was just because she lost a friend.
I wanna fuck Rarity dead
>You will never Rimmer The Shimmer
>Razzle her Dazzle
>Glim the Glam
>Flutter her Shy
>Pink her Pie
>Dash her Rainbow
>Jack her Apple
>Shine his Armor
>Zest her Lemon
>Babs her Seed
>Bloom her Apple
>Scoot her Toot
>Pound her Cake
>Pip his squeak
>Spoon her Silver
>Flim their flam
>Sci her Twi
>Finish her Photo
>Zap her Indigo
>Fancy his Pants
>Sweet her Sour
>Swirl his Beard
>Dust her Lightning
>Harsh het Whinny
>Flash his Sentry
>Peach her Bottom
>Double his Diamond
>Coat her Sugar
>Snooze with Smooze
>Hug her Tree
>Sassy her Saddles
>Cheese his Sandwich
>Light his Night
>Smith her a Granny
>Kike the Spike
>Grate Her Powerful
>Doddle his Donkey
>Bomb her bon
>Spring her forward
>Harvest her Gold
>Change her up
>Kick her Cloud
>Wild her Fire
>Scratch her Vinyl
>Shine her Twinkle
>Mash his Button
>Post his Parcel
>Spit her Fire
>Do the Daring
>Hoity his Toity
>Shore her Sapphire
>Pinch the Cinch
>Lime her Stone
>Pie her Marble
>Nyx her Styx
>Molest the Melody
>Pull on her heartstrings
>Devour the Dusk
>Amaze the Blaze
>Fluffle her Puffle
>Jitter the Flitter
>French Kiss, Fleur De Lis
>Feet-Fuck, Fleetfoot
>Pour-in, Soarin
>Hose-Fuck, Roseluck
>Blow the Blossom
>Get alone with Aloe
>Get Jisty with Misty
>Get the best a, Celestia
Why live...
>>25838488
>Hug her Tree
I like the implication in this one.
>>25838488
>Shimmer
stopped reading there, had to gag, sorry
>>25838488
Good work, OP. I had a giggle.
"Nine?"
>>25838222
Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine,
>>25838222
Was a very sad movie, yes
>>25838222
NEIN!
I have a pony album I want to put out but need some cool album artwork. This is what I have so far, but something seems to be missing. Anypony wanna beef it up? I'll give you credit on my bandcamp when it's released this month.
http://voodoopony.bandcamp.com
Thanks verrrrrry much!!!
I know it's late, I hope you can forgive me if I repost this at a later time and date...
Put a dick in it
>>25838020
>shitty dubstep artist
>wants free artwork
>self-advertising on 4chan of all places
just kill yourself
everyone is scared by this onebut I adore it to pieces.
pinkiefags BTFO
>>25836123
all pony good
even worst pony still very good
cuddle all pony
yes
Holy shit rekt
how will they ever recover from this massive stumping
>>25836159
/thread
>Good evening Anon,
>Enjoying your party? Anything for a dear friend of mine!
>Oh my! You look positively regal deary.
>But becoming a noble will do that to you ehh?
>Anonymous... may I have a word with you...privately?
>Thank you
>Anonymous, since the day I met you... You have been the single most sophisticated creature I have ever met.
>Which is why it was so easy for me to befriend you.
>And it came as no surprise to me, that you, would climb equestrias rigid hierarchy.
>I had never been so happy in my entire life, when I heard that the dashing rogue, Anonymous was crowned an archduke of equestria. Ohhh I nearly fainted with ecstasy.
>I simply knew I had to throw a party for you. My gift to you…
>You know, any good mare would celebrate her ehmmm man's triumph.
>Anonymous, can I confide in you?
>Ever since I was a little fillie, my dream was to become equestria's most renowned noble.
>But alas, being born to a low cast it will always be but a dream. A unicorn...but not a noble...wealthy yet...not of great blood.
>And now Anonymous, here you stand, an unwed noble, a high noble at that. With the power to make this silly little mares dreams come true.
>Think about it Anonymous, together, we could climb the ranks of higher nobility and rule equestria with an iron fist...your fists of course….handsome….
>You and me, my brains and....ehh your charm, we could rival Celestia.
>Anonymous, please take me as your wife, say yes, and together we can create a house that will echo throughout history.
>>25836117
>a woman out for power and doesn't hide it
I like it
>>25836117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOxb_SW4Cfg
>>25836117
"At first, the little white pony's suggestion caught me by surprise. While it was true that I had acquired some measure of respect throughout Equestria despite my short tenure within it, the notion of seeking power - real power - by exploiting my status was one that I had not previously had. Would it work? Would it be a good idea? I couldn't answer those questions at first; maybe I would never be able to. But what I did know, and what I still know now, is that I would definitely have to try."
Does Equestria have their own version of the CIA?
>>25835071
DYEWTS?
>>25835092
I refuse to believe anything from slice of life is canon
>>25835071
uh, they don't get to bring friends
This place used to be a lot better.
Oldfags know this and will agree.
Newfags deny this because it invalidates their own imagined "contributions" and will fly into an autistic rage in this thread because they can't stand that they missed the glory days.
>>25835058
fuck off
>>25835058
Tell us something that we don't already know.
>>25835058
Do ponies like boops?
>>25835043
doesn't matter, they're getting boops.
>>25835043
>Do ponies like boops?
It is not a question of if they like them, but rather how they simply cannot get enough of them once introduced.
Much like several black-market narcotics, boops are incredibly addictive and, once a pony has partaken, consumes all drive and desire from then on. Indeed, once too many ponies have been booped, the Equestrian economy is doomed...
>>25835100
>anon, drug dealer master
>"I AM THE ONE WHO BOOPS"
Post comfy.
Bonus points for holiday/winter themed.
>>25834805
>>25834805
I like dis one...
When I was in the 9th grade (I was 14 at the time) my school assigned me and my class a project to write a (simulated) letter to some one of great importance. They wouldn't be sent, as they we're just graded for content and format. I began my letter with
Dear, Princess Celestia...
After I turned it in to my teacher, I was pretty sure I would do well. The structure was in perfect format. About 5 days pass until she graded them all. When I got mine back, she gave me a D- because, and I quote, "The person you wrote this too is just a fictional cartoon character- and was rather disturbing."
>uwotm8
what do?
>>25834798
>tfw people who were Bronys back when they were 14 are old enough to browse this site as horsefuckers.
I feel old.
>>25834798
Call your teacher a faggot for using the wrong "to".
When the resource officer drags you to the principal's office, make sure you scream "norrrrrrmmmmiieeeesssss!" As loud as possible.
>>25834838
Median age here is undoubtedly underage
How do I make words hidden?
INB4 newfag
INB4 you cant inb4
>>25834663
newfag
look it up
>>25834663
[isuckdicks]text here[/isuckdicks]
>>25834663
Read the FAQnewfag