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Marital Problems Thread #31 2015-12-15 05:53:40 Post No.25772468
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Marital Problems Thread #31
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200% More Revenge! Edition
Previous thread: >>25725262
The premise of this thread can cover a multitude of issues. Maybe you and your wife are fighting over something insignificant. Maybe the spark just isn't there anymore. Either side is welcome to have issues with the other.
If cu.ckoldry is your thing, this isn't your thread.
New content is welcome, and discussion encouraged.
Pastebin of previous threads and current stories thus far: http://pastebin.com/ARKY1Kny
Featured Stories:
MnM's A Lust For Revenge - http://pastebin.com/z0zhWzkL
Jeff Mango's Mrs Cake - http://pastebin.com/tgJg0HUJ (back from the dead)
Loki's Prince Anon & Young Celestia - http://pastebin.com/ML51EaaS
Without_Aname's Twilight's Secret Pt. 2 - http://pastebin.com/qdN0mAxX
Fife's Two Sides of the Same Coin - http://pastebin.com/1hJfr9Qs
Lefty's Pinkie loves more - https://pastebin.com/NW77DG4A
TLA's Tilelover Anon - http://pastebin.com/czSAW2hM
Pastebin for aspiring writers (general concepts and techniques):
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
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>>25772468
Waiting for Without
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>>25772468
>TLA's Tilelover Anon - http://pastebin.com/czSAW2hM
Nigga say what?
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>so we wait
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"Bat Santa" Edition
Previous Thread: >>25656370
>Bat Wiki:
http://batponies.wikia.com/wiki/Bat_Ponies_Wiki
>Writers pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/rfngWmsc
>Story Archive (Cloud):
http://derpy.me/Bat_Stories
>Image Archive (Cloud):
http://derpy.me/BatPictures
http://derpy.me/cheeki_breeki (hot stuff)
>Thread Archive
http://derpy.me/BatArchives (archives and stats)
http://batponies.wikia.com/wiki/Thread_Archive_List (archives)
>keekeekee
http://batpon.comuv.com/kee
>Skype group
Search for noogai13, machibex or codras. add one of them to the contact list.
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name my batto
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Third for Nyx bat
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You Reap What You Sow CYOA th. 8 2015-12-11 22:51:29 Post No.25734405
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You Reap What You Sow CYOA th. 8
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Archive: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/yrwys
What happened before:
http://pastebin.com/Yv2Y7Rxd
Last thread:
>Attempt to repair the generator ended with a success, it was now ready to power the Lighthouse, allowing others to use it again. In the maintenance room basement you discovered bodies of probably mentally ill ponies bond to their beds, electrocuted to death.
>After leaving a note informing about current state of generator you left the place, heading to your neighbouring hospital. Then you reported everything to the senior registrar. He rewarded you with promised anti-flea liquid and combs.
>When you returned home you used these things immediately to get rid of your parasites, in the meantime doing inventory check. You are able to treat most wounds from simple to severe, heal simple infections, filter rainwater, repair various simple to moderately complicated devices and you can survive two and half a week with your food supply, assuming that all of you will eat only once a day.
>You finished your day and had a good rest, but in the morning one thing was clear - you might suffer from cold later on. It was also snowing. Deciding that you'll go and visit the Old Town, you prepared for your journey, taking Clean Cushions with you instead of Hranchak, who wanted to stay with his grandmother today.
>The Old Town was a pretty bad place to be, you realized when you got there. It was covered from missiles and shells by magical barrier, but everything was expensive - ponies there still used bits as currency. Also the whole place turned into tiny military dictatorship.
>Right after you went westwards to see if you can scavenge anything, money included, that could be useful in the Old Town or back at your shelter. While you were passing the damaged train station, Clean spotted a blink of light.
>cont
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>Eager to investigate and see if it's a danger or not, you sneaked into the building, then reached it's first floor. You found a pegasus mare there, looking like a mixture between soldier and survivor. You yanked her saddlebags to make sure she doesn't have a weapon and discovered a map and cards filled with Morse code. As a result she was acting aggressive, however with some safety lies you managed to calm the situation before it could escalate.
>Some explaining later you got a new temporary comrade, pegasus mare named Last Wish. Agreement said you are still the group leader, even if you were tempted to place all responsibility on somepony's else back.
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>After solving all your current issues you sighed with relief. Last and Clean weren't going to try kill each other, which was definitely a good sign.
>Pegasus mare wasn't opposing your leadership and it was another good thing, even if you could still notice sharp looks she exchanged with Cushions. Hopefully one day they will sort it out and accept the companionship.
>Anyway, finally you could return to your current task, visiting the western parts of Fillydelphia, where you were heading before you stopped to examinate the train station.
>You were careful and thanks to green mare's sharp sight you were warned about mysterious shadows in the windows or among the rubble. You couldn't see them for yourself to confirm if Clean was right or not, and Last laughed at her for 'paranoia' for a brief while.
>Trip wasn't too long, you basically were in the western districts when you passed the train station. The place, although visibly marked by war, was definitely less desolate than northern bank of the river. Really, everything was less damaged than north, you thought.
>There weren't too much ponies on the streets or in the yards, however you noticed several guards, civillians vielding improvised weapons, standing near boarded or reinforced buildings, blocks, shops, schools.
>They kept to themselves, eyeing you but not doing more than that.
>You could wander around and see what you can scavenge here, talk to these ponies, maybe try to trade. Or do something else. Sun was still high.
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Current schedule:
Monday 13 - 18 and unknown - 4, Eastern European Timezone.
Rest of the week running hours are the same.
I take the liberty of not running sometimes, but I will warn you first.
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The Zest of Life #3-Uncreative Title Edition 2015-12-06 23:28:46 Post No.25682270
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The Zest of Life #3-Uncreative Title Edition
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>"What are you listening to anon~?"
PhenoBarbie's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/JyNfZFp4
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>>25682270
Youtube podcasts, while waiting for the writefags to come back.
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emergency bump
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My Little Progress:Technology isn't magic. 2015-12-04 16:00:38 Post No.25656084
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My Little Progress:Technology isn't magic.
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TS: I can't really believe your story Anon, buildings with over a 100 levels? Flying boats bigger than Ponyville? And yet there's no magic in your world? Please.
>Growing tired of Twilight's berating, you go out into the world to prove her wrong.
Thread Story List.
http://pastebin.com/XKLNjAAx
previous thread:
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>It's been 6 months since you mysteriously arrived in Ponnyville
>6 months of waiting for Twilight to find a way back for you.
>Unfortunately There doesn't seem to be anything she can do.
>It's almost impossible to trace the magic back to earth.
>It just fades off onto the aether.
>It was disheartening to hear that.
>Still of all the worlds to end up in this wasn't so bad.
>Thanks to Twilight you have new friends, a new job, and a comfortable place to live.
>Still you always wanted to repay her and her friends for their kindness.
>Until recently you no idea how you could repay them.
>That changed a few days ago when you were helping Applejack with the farm.
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>Your work at Sweet Apple Acres mostly consisted of either carrying the apples AJ bucked to the barn or the cart.
>To be stored or sold respectively.
>After you finished loading the last basket on the cart AJ approached you.
>"Thanks for the help Anon, and befor you go can you help me with something else?"
"What do you need?"
>"I need your help with the cart harness so I can take these down to the market"
"Isn't that usually Big Mac's job"
>"Yep, but Big Mac's busy ploughing the corn fields for the next two weeks"
"Two week's? Is he actually pulling the plough?"
>Her head tilited to the side in confusion
>"Of course. We can't afford to hire a unicorn and their tractor"
"Why a unicorn?"
>"Because tractors run on magic"
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>That through you for a bit of a loop.
"Wait really?"
>"Didn't Twi tell you? Everything on some level runs off of magic. Ask Twi if you want to learn more"
>Everything runs off of magic.
>I suppose that kinda makes sense.
>Still a few questions remain.
"When I was visiting Applebloom and the others in school there was an earth colt with a tractor cutie mark. How does that work?"
>"His dad's a unicorn and he got his cutie mark helping his dad repair the family tractor."
>The idea began to form
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You have three seconds to explain why these two shouldn't be together.
>Inb4 she brainwashed him.
>Inb4 she hurt him.
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RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE SHIPPERS GET OUT
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>>25843249
she brainwashed him and she hurt himI said these things because I tend to say whatever someone used "inb4" on it. Why don't you just wait for the arguments before pre-empting them? You can't just dismiss anything you don't want to hear by saying "inb4".
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>>25843295
OP here.
Because I want to hear legitimate arguments, not moronic ramblings.
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WITNESS MEEEEEEEEEE
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>>25842593
i wanna masturbate to horses
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>>25842593Mediocre
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>>25842593
MEDIOCRE
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
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>>25842205
THE END TIMES! THE END TIMES ARE UPON US!
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>One step closer.
SHE'S ABOUT TO BREAK
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Just take a look at this fucking bullshit.
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>>25841391
Seems like a bunch of normies having fun together.
I don't see anything wrong with that.
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>>25841391
Ah yes, the only confirmed female on this board.
I think.
Does she have a dick?
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>>25841448
There's a chick that makes ponies in the plush thread. Normally streams.
Has a nice bum.
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>Salutations Anon.
>Please come in, and have a seat.
>You look very appealing today.
> Please allow me to rub your back.
>You’re muscles are hard, like a rock.
>How about some soup, Anon? I made it special for you.
>Anon, we have know each other approximately two years, three months and, forty seven days.
>As is customary in any friendship, I am entitled a favor, in return for my faithful attending of your social needs.
>It is to my understanding that you are quite influential in the Equestrian Archeological Society for your discovery of a large painite vain. A vain that you quickly claimed.
>Anonymous, the favor i’d like to ask, is sponsorship.
>As you know I’m a very accomplished geologist.
>I have knowledge of an erbium deposit in the frozen north, but I need protection, supplies, and funding.
>Anonymous I would give you a reasonable return on your investment of course.
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But the real question is.... Will you suck my dick or nah?
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>>25840854
I'd prefer a pony who isnt completely numb from the seizures their sister has given them.
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>Oh, I was under the impression you were of higher character Anon.
>If I must. Only if you guarantee my expedition will be funded.
>And Anon.....please keep these events private...as a kindness to our friendship...please.
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With the end of season 5 and the creation of >>>/trash/ our board /mlp/ has slowed down worse than when everyone left at the end of season 3.
Let's talk about our current situation in the entire fanbase.
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>>25840645
There's too many bronies here.
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>>25840645
I wanna fuck that democratic donkey while calling her Octavia.
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1. don't complain
2. don't complain
3. don't complain
4. we all told you faggots this is what would happen if MLP didn't become a red board.
5. you shit in your bed, now sleep in it. Enjoy!
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>Um, anon, why do you want to join the Cutie Mark Crusaders again?
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because I don't have any friends
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>>25840156
TO FUCK BITCHES AND GET MONEY!
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Do I look like I have a fucking cutie mark?
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This comic is literally /mlp/'s dream.http://img07.deviantart.net/e72c/i/2015/337/0/d/sunset_shimmer_simulator_by_doublewbrothers-d9ivhzg.jpg
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>>25839857
>No hooves
No its not
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>>25839857
Well, except for the bit where I die at the end, yeah.
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>>25839857
She forgets you after I dick her down
I make her truly feel like a woman
I reach places and do things she's ever experienced before
In the end she can't win against the cock
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Which CMC voice actress would you?
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I wanna boop her nosewith muh dick
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No hooves.
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>>25839451
I'd wreck claire & michelle, but I'd probably just take Maddy on a nice date.
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Sunset playing with herself
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>>25839216
So by those cells colliding and no doubt joining, are we making more cancer or does sunset have superpowers now?
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>>25839236
I don't know, I just wanted a cute thread of ponies hanging out with thier human counterparts
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