Suri thread, m'kay
no thanks, would rather coco thread
>>26897396
I like Suri. She's a cute mare. Wish I had more images of her
>>26897433
Suri is hotter than Coco
Random anon drawfag bored and doing a spur-of-the-moment CYOA because why not. Completely unplanned, flying by the seat of my pants here. First action (that makes sense) continues the story.
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You are Fluttershy. Your friends are dicks and have stolen all the eggs from your shed for Horse Easter and the chickens are freaking the fuck out. You know every single one of them is behind this, probably with Discord's help no less.
Not like you had anything better to do today, besides literally anything else. Where will you start looking?
>>26897091
Confirm it with Applejack. She won't lie, right?
>>26897091
Rainbow Dash's. She's the dumbest.
>>26897091
Applejack's. She's least likely to be able to elude us in our egg inquiries.
Tons of anons always come up with different ideas of what would happen when they finally make it to the land of horses, Equestria, and wat do when there. But after thinking about it for so long, I realized something big of note here:
If one ended up stuck in horseland (assuming the pones don't freak out and assume you're their typical Monster of the Week to murder until ded or send back innawoods), you wouldn't have a home to go to. You're waifu pone won't know who you are at all, and you'll likely be stuck with no dosh at all because your dosh ain't worth shit in horseland besides being gud munchies to them. Because yes, horses are stupid like that.
As such, you'd need to figure out how to survive in this pone world. That means making bits, getting your ass a home and other shit an anon needs to not die from hunger, dehydration or your own stupidity, and also trying to make your new life work with these pones. All whilst trying to deal with shit like monsters that could murder your ass ded easily every week, villains that want to take over or destroy shit, natural disasters, and fug knows whatever else as you go about life every day.
When you legit ponder about it, do you think you can truly handle or even survive such a pone world, or would even wish to leave your own world and life behind for such? And if so, how would you ensure your dumb anon ass doesn't end up ded, the laughing stock of town or worse?
>>26897054
That's a tough one. While we've all got the stigma of being shut-in autists, I'd like to think some of us would be halfway competent at taking care of ourselves.
>>26897054
My plan would be to hit up Fluttershy's and pretend to be a wild animal of the forest. She's pretty comfortable around all kinds of animals that aren't dragons or timberwolves
>>26897116
You forget, as many episodes of the show have taught us, one thing of note:
Ponies are massive dicks a lot of the time. And end up acting like it's the end of the world over just a mare of a different species. I doubt it'd be as simple as saying "I'm a hooman, pls gib shelter huehuehue" to them.
What sort of changes are you going to push to have made to our team roster this year?
BaconHair gets the boot. Cunt fumbled and flubbed every ball that was thrown at her last cup.
RazzleDazzle stronk.
>>26896619
>roster
>>26896651
So you would want Razzle Dazzle moved up to the startling lineup and bacon hair moved to the bench or sacked?
Thread for all anons wanting to draw, whether they be beginners or not.
Feel free to share your progress, draw your favorite pony, draw your waifus, talk about drawing and waifus all you want. Thread is for talking about your art and helping others
Art help always appropriate and appreciated! Redliners or guides welcome. Please be able to take some sort of criticism when it comes to your art.
This thread is for artists that want to get better with anatomy, coloring, what have you.
I'd love to see other people's progress with art!
>>26895792
How good is this drawing
>>26895822
Amazing. A true masterpiece.
>>26895862
Maybe I should draw this next
Can Rainbow Dash be girly?
We had a few threads about this in the past I think.
It's already canon that she's actually very sensitive and girly when not in tomboy mode
>>26894614
Canon how?
>got to flutter butters house
>see this
>wat do
15 bits on yes
>>26894435
50 on no.
Another 50 on OP for yes.
>tie another noose
>double suicide
Let's play a game, /mlp/! Now with twice the QM IP's!
If you don't know what's happening, catch up here:
>https://www.anonpone.com/threshold/
>>26894433
Dandy, your bird friend likes a relatively esoteric form of diode primarily used in voltage regulators and surge protectors. Just FYI.
Inept said that after our current crisis is resolved, Dandy might get a day off.
What should we do with it?
>>26894556
I vote talking to Pinkie and maybe getting some advice on how to live a normal life while unwalled.
CONFIRMED
TRIXIE IS A TRUE TRANSEXUAL!
>>26893490
She really has been drinking after the premiere
>>26893490
Nah it's Steven Magnet.
>>26893490
>>26893522
Either that or pic related
What do we call this ship? I've seen a lot of different combinations around here, some far shittier than others.
Let's make a list and then vote in a poll.
>>26891119
Garbage
We are officially ponychan
>>26891119
I bet Spike gives an amazing footjob
How do your parents feel about you being a brony? (Inb4 you're not)
Pretty good.
My mom doesn't mind, but I can feel a hint of disappointment in my dad. I'm trying to make a lot of money so one day he'll have no choice but to be proud of me.
>>26890735
>every brony's plan
Is he the most well-written male character in the show?
>>26890478
That would be Big Mac, still husbando tier though
>>26890478
nope.rainbow dash is.
>>26890478
Still Spike
Claim your waifu and kill another waifu,killed waifus can't be claimed, claimed waifus can't be killed
>>26888633
>claim
mine
>kill
yours
>>26888633
Claiming Rarity
Killing Twilight
>>26888633
if dubs all waifus are safe
Why do /mlp/ hate the show so much?
>>26888050
>/mlp/ is one person
>>26888050
>pretending to hate something is totally not a 4chan thing
>>26888050
>newfags trying to fit in
A new pts was released today
So, of all the new characters we've been introduced to in the past two seasons...
We all agree that Maud Pie is the best addition, right?
Yes.
>>26887266
Dubs confirm autistic horse is best horse.
>>26887253
That's tricky now that we have Sunburst, but all pies are top cute.