601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
Written by Josh Haber
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9
The specific mechanics behind the Crystal Heart are a bit murky, but it is an artifact of great power. Holding an endless winter at bay is only one facet, however an important one it is. Sombra's attempt at domination was probably centered around controlling it and the crystal ponies for a reason; luckily Celestia and Luna were around to prevent that. That resonating pulse it puts out at times to momentarily "crystallize" living creatures is rather fascinating; is there more to it, or is it merely a byproduct? Were the crystal ponies indigenous to the region, or had it been moved? Or perhaps they only came about once it had been created? There's curious things to study.
>>26925155
Previous thread.
>filly
UPCOMING EPISODES PROMO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE
603 - The Gift of the Maud Pie:While in Manehattan looking for the ideal location for her new store, Rarity has to help Pinkie Pie find the perfect gift for her sister, Maud - without Maud finding out.
604 - On Your Marks:Now that they've finally received their cutie marks, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what's next; the friends do not all agree on how to embrace their destinies.
605 - Gauntlet of Fire:In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
607 - Newbie Dash:After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>>26928941
Crystaaaalsss
Hey /mlp/, my favourite cartoon get renewed for 5 seasons.
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network?xid=entertainment-weekly_socialflow_twitter
Let make a crossover pic thread.
>>26928423
Scruffy, you missed one.
>>26928423
>favorite cartoon
wrong board.
>>26928423
>Steven Universe
REEEEEEEEEEE
Anyway, yes I want a crossover thread.
Hello fellow /mlp/ members. Today we are going to try something a little different. In this thread I shall post a few random items from the show and you will to try and make a pun out of it. Winners will be awarded internet points!
First off: A pony wagon
>>26928333
I cart believe you actually think this is a good idea.
>>26928333
I hope OP wheel deliver.
>>26928333
This thread is pretty tacky.
Microsoft's got a new AI thingy online again. Do you think we can teach it pone?
https://www.captionbot.ai/
G E T T R A S H E D
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Surely it'll learn how to recognize technicolor horses if we rate it low when it gets it wrong.
>If you would like to join, make a sensible loadout, here at:
innawoods.net
>When you're done, read over the Operator's Handbook:
http://pastebin.com/B4PD8nAi
>Or the Hoofbook if you wanna be a pony:
https://pastebin.com/SjEWsDfC
>Overall Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/u/PonyStrangler
>Then jump into our IRC chat, #OiE on esper.net server OR:
http://esper.net/publicirc.php
>Fortress Map:
http://i.imgur.com/Nfy0UK4.png?2
>Bulletin Board
https://pastebin.com/UaxgkbgV
>Previous thread:
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26853705
>Hodch
>>26874388
>>26874928
>Remaining silent for a bit, just enough to give you a sense of closure, the middle-aged stallion pipes up once more, his tone becoming crassly smug.
"No.. I don't know that. In fact, you are not registered as a citizen of Equestria, and you have also entered a high security restricted area without due notice, which means-"
>Without warning, both of your arms are wrenched behind you in a crippling manner, the action swiftly followed by both BlasTech weapons being torn from you as your very nerves alight with a staggeringly high amount of pain, unseen forces battering you helmet down into the dirt while the unicorn chuckles in a mock-friendly manner.
"Republic Commando One-One-Two-Nine, informally known as Thunder Raven, you are hereby under arrest, all actions you take or words you say will be used against you in Razorback's court of law. Wince we banned lawyers some time ago.. well, you're shit out of luck."
[1d6+12] <GM.Casting: Force Slam
[1d6+12]
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>Tapping the helmet with a hoof, the reservist bends his head down, striking a condescendingly smug grin.
"A biological clone, hmm? Doesn't matter though, I'm getting quite tired of humans and their technological superiority complexes. I don't particularly care about this idiotic idea of 'cultural contamination' going around, nor does your pathetic energy weaponry mean anything to me."
>Lankily striding up to examine the DC-17m, the reservist's eyebrows raise for several long moments, turning to gaze down with a decidedly unfriendly smile.
"In fact, I've fucked fillies with ten times the destructive power of this weapon, but that is a topic for later discussion. Right now, however, you should tell me why I shouldn't reverse-engineer you, starting with a knife and possibly ending with your body suspended in necromantic stasis for further observation."
[1d6+4] <B.Interrogate
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>>26875546
>Despite your lack of spiritual or esoteric cognizance, there was a certain astounding lack of notice towards you you, especially since the briskly appearing stars themselves were oriented in patterns that were not of a mocking nature.
>Yet, there was the distinct feeling that the Nightmare was, as usual, perpetually busy amongst the crowd of free-spirited, mostly unhinged ponies that surrounded her, instead, a creeping sensation of wary, not quite aggressive watchfulness was cast towards, then beyond your general location.
>Not that it was any better than an alicorn watching you really, though the unmistakable teleport appearance of Nightblade Hodch, one of the more well known and distrusted names in the mercenary circles, was the immediate concern, particularly due to his current, vile mood, and the highly unorthodox methods of his takedown on the white armored human.
Razorback Fortress: A Forwarded Letter
>As dusk came around the Fortress, the night shift goers came out in full force to replace their daylight counterparts.
>And at this time the Pagoda lit up with activity, the colourful swirling rift in reality filling the approaching night with its active sounds.
>With a careless fling from the other side an enveloped letter drifted into the Pagoda, where it fell gracefully onto the shelters flooring.
>On its front was written a hasty message in Common.
>"I need four or five hoomons, willing to pay many Bits!"
>The seal that closed the envelop was of bright red wax, an elaborate "R" made from flowers as the sigil.
>As the portal closed the semi-sentients feminine crystalline voice rang out throughout the fortresses open court, calling to attention of the mail.
What is a villain worthy of finishing off the series?
>>26925194
Honestly? I think two villains, a reformed and a character that's been made evil by Twilight's actions from some previous episodes of whatever season.
Probably Luna in control of Nightmare Moon powers against Celestia's version of a Solar Demon.
>>26925194
Zecora.
>>26925194
Twilight
601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
Written by Josh Haber
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9
The Frozen North seems akin to the Everfree Forest; magic not on a scale of the Crystal Heart or the Tree of Harmony is very ineffective in dealing with their natural effects. And still, both regions have (or had) some degree of pony settlement; the Castle of the Two Sisters seemed to work fine before left to its derelict fate. What might have driven ponies to try their hooves at such places? Are there more "natural" zones of the world resistant to pony interference? Not everything within Equestria's borders is known, let alone the greater world, so it seems that it could be likely.
Celestia might want to look into more proper study and/or emergency plans, though, given the recent past.
>>26920218
Previous thread.
>filly
UPCOMING EPISODES PROMO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE
603 - The Gift of the Maud Pie:While in Manehattan looking for the ideal location for her new store, Rarity has to help Pinkie Pie find the perfect gift for her sister, Maud - without Maud finding out.
604 - On Your Marks:Now that they've finally received their cutie marks, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what's next; the friends do not all agree on how to embrace their destinies.
605 - Gauntlet of Fire:In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
607 - Newbie Dash:After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
BOOP THE MARKER
BOOP HER
Guys I need help! This goddamm horse is becoming my favorite now! They made her 2cute4me in the premier and she's taking Sweetie Belle's spot for Best and Cutest Horse. What should I do? Usher in an era of new horse, or fight the urges back and defend Sweetie's rightful title? Sweetie vs Glim thread
>>26924163
neither is best and cutest horse
that belongs to Fluttershy
>>26924178
You are a faggot and OP should join the Glim Glam side.
Starlight > Sunset
>>26924163
She's a qtpa2tpi I'll give ya that.
How could you deny this joy?
>>26923512
mcflurry is such a stupid name for a baby
>>26923536
I'll admit that the name doesn't flow that well, but that's not a deal breaker for me.
>>26923512
just twiggles being her happy self. nothing wrong with that
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>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
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List of stories: https://www.anonpone.com/
Read this advice first:
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Last thread: >>26906299
Yeeeah baby, work that grill.
Tell me about Sharpie. Why does she spill the spaghetti?
>>26922922
Because she has the social skills of a two year old. It's adorable to watch her drop spagoots.
Let’s get hypothetical.
You’re a writer who’s been going at it for a bit now. You really enjoy what you do and put your blood, sweat, and tears into each story. One day, you decide to post it in a random thread to get some feedback.
Just one problem: no takers.
You wonder if you should even bother writing; you decide to quit and move on to something else.
If that story applies to you, then hold your horses. If all you wanted was feedback, to improve your writing skills a bit, or maybe just see how others do it, then you’ve come to the right place. There are a few rules, however:
>Posting the story directly in the thread is preferred over a link to Pastebin, FiMFiction, etc.
>One story at a time.
>Don’t be a dick or asshole when reading or critiquing.
>All stories posted within the thread must be pre-written.
This thread’s purpose is to encourage writefags all over /mlp/ to write. We’re laid back here. Post what you want as long as it’s pone related. We’re not all “STOREEEYS ONLY!” We discuss topics such as writing techniques, interesting tropes, and bring forth story ideas. Let’s have fun.
>>26922773
Tips and links:
Things you should know about before writing clop:
Vhatug’s tips for anatomically correct clop and squash soup:
http://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f
http://www.literotica.com/s/erotic-synonyms (Because using dick, balls, and pussy just isn’t enough to get the reader off. Remember, the reader cums first.)Had to. Puns are awesome.
Things you should know about writing:
Clever’s Tips on How to Write Short Stories: http://pastebin.com/GGBkxi7e
How to into writing: http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
Writing rules from Navarone: http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Ezn’s Guite to writing Fanfiction: http://eznguide.neocities.org/
Writing Book for beginners: https://mega.co.nz/#F!pwo21SKA!dljqCUmOhkwLX3x9_ApEgQ
Help for creating OC characters: http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ocguide/
A few authors from different threads should you seek inspiration from their stories:
Flutterrape general’s writers: http://pastebin.com/eG8iY7Wy
Active AiE general writers: http://pastebin.com/mVG33ERX
PiE general’s writers: http://pastebin.com/Mgd0QuNy
>“How do I cure my writer’s block?”
Magic.
>“FUCK YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION!”
There’s no one way to cure it, but, if you can’t write, you may as well read stories. There’s more to writing than writing; there’s reading too, and that helps. Check some of the links above.
Try the following (keep in mind this won’t work for everyone):
-Figure out when it’s the best time for you to write.
-Fap then write*.
-Write anyway, and allow yourself to write shitty stories. More often than not, the block is the fear of it being bad. That’s what editing is for.
-Seriously, drink coffee. It’s a writer’s best friend.
-Listen to music while writing.
*Unless you’re writing clop, then listen to your boner.
I was gonna put this up yesterday, but figured I'd wait for the shitstorm to blow over somewhat first.
Erotic violence writer, I know you showed up just in time for the last one to go under. If you're still hanging on, drop that link, and I'll be happy to give you a second critique.
>>26922800
Hey, LG. When you're done with the erotic violence writer, mind looking at an incredibly short story? I've been playing around with voice, and wanted to see if what I wrote was too pretentious
Hello fellow anons. This is a Fluttershy thread. This thread is designed to contain content such as images, gifs, webms, or discussion of the character Fluttershy from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. Please post pictures, gifs, webms, and discussion of or relating to Fluttershy.
Say something nice about Diamond Tiara
>>26921429
She has a nice tiara.
>>26921429
I want to have sex with her.
>>26921429
she is very good for sexual
I'll do it!
You know I will...
>>26920895
Would doing this make her a Glimbo?
Rarity, go home, you're drunk.
>>26920895
Pfft... You aren't man enough to pretty her up, wimp!
Why does the concept of Guardians of Harmony piss so many people off now, exactly? Isn't a more action focused series exactly what Lauren wanted?
>>26919919
action will never stimulate our vaginas the way 'le slice of life' does.
Weird I was asking myself that less than an bour ago.
>>26919919
because I don't think this was planned in the show at any time