BABS SEED BABS SEED
CAN'T WAKE UP
WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU?
AYY LMAO
> Episode opens on Applejack's farm
> banjo plays
> "Boy howdy!" or "Yeehaw!"
>>27135442
Fuck off australia
>>27135442
>it's an aj episode
>>27135442
>it's an episode in Rarity's Boutique
>dresses
>DARLING
I'm apart of 3 dead fandoms and I think MLP will be the next one to join the list. What are your plans after MLP is over?
>>27135302
Finally it will be time to rest.
Thank God this is the last season.
Suicide
>>27135302
Life is strange and gravity falls fandoms are struggling, but they can't die. I won't let them die.
Not yet.
WHERE IS HE??!???!
Who cares? Fuck him. He should have been beheaded for what happened in the S4 finale.
>>27135245
We haven't see him since What About Discord.
I need to see him again to wash that out of my mind.
>>27135207
Pulling shenanigans somewhere.
We need to not let the Scruffening kill us edition
It's Tuesday (Wednesday for those faggots in the Euro and Eastern areas) which means time for more magician mare appreciation. Post some lovely best unicorn!
On it
>>27135030
I wrote this some time ago, but I'm too lazy to finish it
>>27135799
fuck
http://pastebin.com/JbwnYCEK
Your reaction when you have to wait two weeks for the next episode?
More time for rewatching the best episode so far.
>>27134992
>>27134992
Twilight just travelled through time to the very first episode, with all her intact memories. She can't go back because is a spell she can't control at all.
What happens?
>>27134850
>"Hey Twilight, are you ready to go to Moondancer's par- where did you get those wings?"
>>27134850
>twilicorn retroactively kills the real twiggy
It shouldn't piss me off so much, stop.
>>27134890
Ebay.
Let's be honest, these two would work best in the show if they are only friends.
>>27134401
>male
>female
>work best as only friends
>>27134401
Nah, she wants the Double D. You can see it in her eyes.
>>27134401
>hetshit
Fuck off
can an average unicorn win in a fight with a gun?
Yes. They even made an infograph for this
>>27134165
Wanna show us?
>>27134165
can you post links?
Alright, Spike really does need a pair of wings. How do you write the episode where it happens? Some allegory using molting in place of becoming a teenager? An epic battle? Something like what Twilight got?
>>27134053
how bout we leave some of the okay characters the WAY THEY FUCKING ARE
>>27134063
But then there's no development at all.
>>27134063
because a dragon without wings ain't a dragon.Depending on who you ask and which mythology you're following and the point of history.
>>27134053
I'd probably go with some kind of magical molting thing. Maybe something like:
>Growing Pains
>Spike's been feeling very sick, achy, and weak. Zecora knows something's wrong with Spike but doesn't know what, Twilight decides to bring him to Ember for help who notices Spike isn't growing as he should and consults her own father who details a ritual to help Spike's currently stunted growthin which he must travel out ot the sands of Tu'chanka and kill a thresher mawin which something something, and Spike basically gets subjected to Larson-y.
Utah's governor just signed a law which has labeled pornography as a health hazard. Not even kidding.
Having said that, please respect our Utahfag neighbors who clearly cannot be trusted browsing /mlp/ without turning into deviant pedos, and do not post any images of fillies as they will feed into those anons' repressed pedophilic tendencies. Thank you for your cooperation.
And, please, no Scootaloo, either. We need to keep /mlp/ clean and safe for all users.
>>27133826
>no Scootaloo,
FUCK
DA
POLICE
>tfw I live in Utah
Shit. I'm already in sexual therapy.
>>27133852
>living in Utah
>2016
You may as well just have your arms and legs removed so that you don't accidentally touch your weewee. Or, you know, move to a state that isn't fucking shit.
>Rarity is about to own 3 boutiques
>has literally only one employee
Good thing we didn't increase the minimum wage, right? Maybe she wouldn't have been able to afford to pay that one employee.
>>27133780
raritys buisness model is to make a few personalized dresses and chrarge an arm and a leg for them.
there are actual ferrari factorys that only operate when someone orders one
>>27133780
>using Starlight to soapbox about overpaying grunts
Faux pas, friendo.
>>27133864
>implying the amount of work Sassy Saddles puts in mirrors that of a common "grunt"
How would you befriend your favorite pony?Bonus points if you write a short green about it
i'd bait her with hayburgers and books
>Walk up to pone
>Say hello to pone>Remind pone that she's supposed to be making new friends and offer to become a new friend
>Become friendNow I want you to play a game, who is my favourite pone?
>>27133467
Honestly I'm not sure how it'd play out... though Starlight would certainly take interest in a strange sentient creature with no knowledge of her past, since there'd be a clean slate and not as much fear or anxiety. I'd want her to reveal her past, all the same; just to get it out of the way. We'd read books together, play board games, take relaxing walks, maybe go out to dinner. Pretty simple stuff. I can imagine her following me all over the castle, considering how bored and lonely she must get at times.
Over time, she might start taking risks by purposely walking in on me after I'm out of the shower, or asking timidly if she can see my dong. Maybe we'd even mutually masturbate together while Twilight's away, once we've built up enough trust? Who knows?
Post your headcannons.
>>27133465
MLP doesn't exist
Anon fell in a coma after a terrible accident and everything he sees is a coma induced dreams, including his weird passion for a show for little kids about minit talking pastel colored horses.
Like a comforting memento of child years
>>27133465
>that equestria is real
that we watch ponyvile as a tv show
while in equestria
they watch us as a tv show
prove me wrong
>>27133540
>innocent and qt pones obsessing over a show featuring self-destructive monkeys leading boring lives in massive, grey cities, as the condition of their world is steadily getting worse and worse.
Srsly man that'd be fucking weird
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/334846176/
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN BARNEYFAG GOT BTFO
>>27133414
Here, not giving a fuck.
Next question?
>>27133414
Barneyfag has infinite supply of proxies. This was a meaningless ban. They even tried range banning him at one point and that didn't work.
>>27133438
well it did, but it also banned a bunch of anons who didnt do anything wrong.