Prologue
I lived my life one day at a time, then Dashie changed everything. The times we had were great. She would piss me off, I would smack her, she would piss me off more, I would rape her, she would piss me off even more, and I would drive her away, leaving me alone in my dark, dismal life of never ending depression and suicidal thoughts to the point of having to gather a small gang of shitty mercenaries to go to space and get her back. Good times.
Chapter 1
Right off the bat
I sat there on my knees, cradling her body. Bullets and blaster bolts whizzed by my head. This was certainly not a safe work environment.
“Stop the fight!” I hollered. The shooting stopped and the dust settled. It fels silent, besides a subtle cough from one of the soldiers.
“Well I guess that means we can all go home,” one of them said. There were a few mumbles of agreement from the rest. In agreement, everyone nodded and started out the door. Including my gang. That just left me. Me and her.
“Oh Dashie, I'm so sorry,” I sobbed into her bleeding body. The foul stench of her fur made me feel nostalgic of the good times we had together, smacking and raping her. It only made my extraordinarily manly tears come forth harder. Then I had an idea. “You! Teleport me to the nearest space hospital.” I yelled behind my diminishing man tears. The space barmaid (With the big ol’ titties) I was pointing at looked startled for a second then her expression changed to a smile.
“Sure,” she replied, still holding the odd smile, “but it'll cost you.”
“Ugh, how much?”
“One dollar.”
“Fine. Damn extortionist.” I whip out a dollar from my tattered pocket and hand it to the space barmaid.
“Kay thanks bye,” she says quickly before waving her hand and whisking me off to the nearest space hospital like a good big tittied lady.
>>27162967
Is this the sequel to that autistic story?
>>27162967
Chapter 2
Only the third best
The wait at the hospital was absolutely fucking boring. No one would see dashie for several hours, they didn’t have space wifi, and the only magazines they had were Vogue and Woman's Life. What terrible customer service, right? I ended up trying to flirt with this redhaired bitch with tentacles for arms but I couldn’t get her to give me a tug. I’ve always wanted to feel a tentacle on my dick, but I digress.
“The doctor is ready to see on miss Dashie,” another sexy tentacle bitch with a vagina where her mouth is supposed to be and a mouth where the vagina is supposed to be steps in with a clipboard.
“It's about mother fucking time,” I pipe up, dropping one of the magazines I was masturbating to.
“I'll take her, you'll have to stay here. Don't worry, we have our third best doctor taking good care of her.”
“Only third best? What about the other two?”
“Oh our best space doctor was infected by a ravenous space disease and had to be put down by some mad scientist and his grandson and our second best is at the local space police precinct debriefing on another space matter involving said scientist’s son in law, also he couldn't really be bothered. So third best will have to do.
“I guess that makes sense. Well, I'll be here, rubbing a massive one out to these magazines.”
“Alrighty then, just finish into this vile. We need all the donations we can get, to feed Suzy over here,” He pointed to the tentacle woman behind the front counter. She waved her erotic tentacles. That got me thinking, if she ate cum, how come she wouldn't jerk me off? That's just rude. I am a healthy young neckbeardly man and it is my belief that I deserve some medical assistance. Fucking octopus squid bitch couldn't help paint the walls white.
>>27162967
?
>"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the tears of Pinkiefag scum."
Comic Thread
>Post any /mlp/ relater comics.
>because magic?
>series called My Little Pony
>the 2nd most important character is a dragon
>>27162698
This is shitposting, right? Spike is important, but far from 2nd most important.
Spike has been around since gen 1
>>27162698
Thank biased writers. Faust wouldn't have let that happen.
So what kind of context do you think pic related will happen the show?
>>27162594
The same as Applejack's truck
None. It will happen in a spinoff movie/series that probably won't affect the show much if at all. It's registered as a service mark rather than a trademark, so one of the two listings for the line is definitely some sort of show or something.
>>27162594
>"You are pathetic, without a horde to protect I can crush you like the bug that you are!"
"I have a horde, it is called Equestria!"
>Cue transformation
why the fuck is their no green about applejack keeping anon as a pet, milking his dick with a machine thinking he's an animal?
pic somewhat related
>>27162318
Probably because it's fuckin' stupid. And you should kill yourself.
>>27162318
cuz your body doesnt produce nearly enough cum to sustain any real flow with just one person.
i could see a futurama situation where she harvests it and tells people its like a potent aphrodisiac.
This is possibly the most autistic idea I've ever heard.
Show me something pony-related that i haven't seen before
>>27162038
Did you just bump your own thread 5 minutes after it was made? Are you retarded?
>>27161975
Discord with gains
>>27162060
>people who don't watch mlp think maymays are new shit
Get a load of this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87EdsBqHVSE
>>27161840
holy shit kek
>>27161840
OP, please give my sides back.
>>27161840
It's funny because I bet this guy frequents this board.
you wat you lose
>>27160981
Qt trap, post more
What is the most important trait to jugde a pony?
>>27160730
whether they're cunts or not
>>27160730
cuteness
>>27160730
How happy they make you
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KONO DIO DA!
>>27160632
the massive battle of humans
on the next time of dragon ball z
>"I don't -feel- anymore confident yet..."
You know what? It really sucks to be in the same class with CMC. Colts and fillies spend hours to prepare for school projects, but those three cute fillies almost always win everything. How about we have a thread about other school kids, they want to be the best too.
>>27160285
That tends to happen in classes. The favourites win everything. But anyways, I'm up for this thread. Any excuse to Peachypost.
>>27160285
Boysenberry pone a qt. I want to help her with a school project.
More love for cute background fillies
why are the 2 best ponies in existence sisters? it seems unfair for one family to have that kind of concentration of best horses.
>>27160266
Yeah the princesses are a pretty lucky family
>>27160266
All pies are good hors
I know. It's unfair that AJ gets made out to be a background character all the time. They really are the best.
Get in here faggots. We're watching Equestria Girls!
>>27159868
I'm here. And all I see is a post.
>>27159868
Where?
>>27159868
Uh... yeah? Where would that be?
>Celestia never gets an episode and continues to get fucked over by the writers
>Sunset is stuck high school limbo
>Hemera died just as her threads were getting good and is now a literally who
What is about wafuing sun themed pones that always leads to suffering?
>>27159803
Aryanne will shine you to glory solaire
some day...we're gonna make it...we're gonna make it brah...
>>27160373
https://youtu.be/cGa3zFRqDn4