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>Last thread, we escaped from the giant, met a queen, and found an old friend. While AJ and Mirria sleep, Rarity and Ludwig started talking, and a story being told. In it, a captain and a medic are being stubborn and need a middleman.
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I push the log off his legs, and Salud slides in to check them without a comment.
"Only the hooves broke. Could be worse," She pauses for a moment, seemingly expecting something to happen, but it doesn't. "You are supposed to take the weight off them." She says tiredly.
"I'll pass out if I move."
"You'll hurt them further." She deadpans.
"Do you want to be stranded in the middle of all the shit going on without a rudder and down your captain?" He asks.
"Why can't I ever get reasonable patients?"
"You are in a shitty small boat filled with people comiting military treason, and NOW you care about reasonability?"
"Enough of this," She groans. "Rimwig, will you carry this idiot to a bunk? I am sure we can repair the rudder once we are sure he won't end up invalid."
"Do that and we'll be in deep shit." He moves an inch and winces from the pain in his hindhooves. "Just put that sail in some place where it won't bother us and make sure we reach the morning. will you?"

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Anonymous 2016-05-29 13:22:47 Post No.27497835
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>>27497774
>>27478585

Cammy (ID: !!6rS9Q/1DV6r) 2016-05-29 14:01:31 Post No.27498033
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>>27497835
"Look, you can't stand there all night,"
"I can and I have. You think I got promoted on my good looks?"
"A storm is raging around you." Salud taps her hoof against the boards impatiently. "Do you seriously want to add pneumonia to your problems?"
"We could repair the rudder now." I interject before they have the chance to start a shouting match.
"Yes." He nods. "Repair a rudder, at night, in the middle of a storm, without prior experience, with the boat still in the water. Surely it won't go wrong."
"But you'll pass out anyway! There's no way you can stand in broken hooves until morning, and we'll be even worse!"
"Look, boys. I am trying to make something that's hard already without you both thinking you know anything about sea life. Either you bring a ceiling to me or you take that damn sail out of the way and ask Jenkins if he needs anything done."
Salud groans in annoyance.

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>>27498033
Well, I guess this stubborn fuck isn't going anywhere
Ask Jenkins if he needs any help, and if there's any way to get Rimwig out of danger, cause he's being obstinate

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Anonymous 2016-05-29 13:05:08 Post No. 27497741 [Report] [View this topic]

If Queen Chrysalis invaded Earth with her army, would you avoid conflict and run away, rebel against her, or would you join her in her conquest? Think realistically, what would you REALLY do?

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Anonymous 2016-05-29 13:06:31 Post No.27497747
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>>27497741

>Not bowing to the holiest of holies.

What, are you gay or somethin?

Anonymous 2016-05-29 13:08:33 Post No.27497757
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>>27497741
Realistically I doubt I would have to do much of anything, isn't that what our armies are for?

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>>27497741
I would breed her and then I would run away because child maintenance

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Anonymous 2016-05-29 12:56:30 Post No. 27497706 [Report] [View this topic]

Find a flaw.

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Anonymous 2016-05-29 13:00:34 Post No.27497726
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Anonymous 2016-05-29 13:00:34 Post No.27497726 [Report]

How is this related to mlp?
Mods

Anonymous 2016-05-29 13:07:52 Post No.27497752
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>>27497706
No hooves.

Anonymous 2016-05-29 13:09:03 Post No.27497759
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>>27497706
Watermark, no hooves, and tits on dashboard.

Thats three.

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I don't even Anonymous 2016-05-29 12:47:37 Post No. 27497665 [Report] [View this topic]

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Anonymous 2016-05-29 12:50:37 Post No.27497678
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>>27497665
Is that b8?

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>>27497678
Literally

Anonymous 2016-05-29 12:54:12 Post No.27497696
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>>27497665
Do the fish actually bite on that? I want me one of derpy

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Background Pony List Anonymous 2016-05-29 12:37:18 Post No. 27497628 [Report] [View this topic]

Lets start a thread where everyone lists down all the background ponies. I will start. Here's Cloud Kicker

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>>27497628
Applejack

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Here is Cloud Chaser

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Screwloose.

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Anonymous 2016-05-29 12:26:07 Post No. 27497600 [Report] [View this topic]

I want to cum inside Cloud Chaser.

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>>27497600
OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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>>27497600
Is this the most EPIC! original meme of all time.

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>>27497600
Shes mai waifu

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What was her accent? Anonymous 2016-05-29 11:37:46 Post No. 27497511 [Report] [View this topic]

I heard bits and pieces of both Russian and Scandinavian.

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Anonymous 2016-05-29 11:40:02 Post No.27497517
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Anonymous 2016-05-29 11:40:02 Post No.27497517 [Report]

also spanish

i do believe her accent is "unplaceable foreigner"

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>>27497511
Accent is fine.
No need question, essay.

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American pretending to speak with accent

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Anonymous 2016-05-29 10:39:13 Post No. 27497317 [Report] [View this topic]

>Your waifu:
>Where you would take her on your first date:
>Chances of you ruining it (be honest):

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Anonymous 2016-05-29 10:42:34 Post No.27497330
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>>27497317
Applejack
A Rodeo
We'll be talking about cowboy stuff so none.

>Having multiple waifus

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>>27497317
I won't read this font.

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>>27497317
>Multiple waifus

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can we have a Anonymous 2016-05-29 09:20:35 Post No. 27497072 [Report] [View this topic]

Cute Molly thread going?

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Anonymous 2016-05-29 09:24:21 Post No.27497084
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Sure

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>>27497072
I bet she wears diapers

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>>27497072
Is "Molly" supposed to be a drug reference?

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Anonymous 2016-05-29 08:29:55 Post No. 27496899 [Report] [View this topic]

Does anyone else love the Sunlight ship? Or am I just sucking too much dick today?

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Anonymous 2016-05-29 08:31:04 Post No.27496903
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>>27496899
Can't hear you with all those dicks in your mouth

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>>27496899
If you're at a point in your life where you are concerned about a "ship" between characters in a cartoon, you most certainly have a huge dick in your mouth.

They are just friends.