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>>27661477
No but Luna x Rarity is pretty cute/hot

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>>27661492
I guess it's not.

Derpbooru, deviantart, and bing are turning up nothing.

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>ships that don't exist

Ok

Not with them but among them. They more overlook me as I saw logs away.

I always have my Cheerilee plush and a smaller Shining Armor in my bed, usually near my head. I don't get to snuggle them often though, since my cat decides to take that job instead.

>>27661368
Yes. Several.

A canvas drawstring baggie full of electronic chargers for Tree Hugger

3 Winchester 20 gauge skeet shells for Luna. She might be very confused.

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>>27660862
Soldering iron?
I guess the heart wants what the heart wants.
and I guess it wants third-degree burns

>>27659263
>using anything related to Google after they altered search results for Hillary

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PFxFRqNmXKg

>>27659263
Because ram is cheap?

I want to pick her dock.

>>27656927
But, anon, it would be completely out of Applejack's character to support someone as utterly dishonest as Donald Trump.

>>27656953
she supported flim and flam's curative tonic

out of character is the story of applejack's life

>>27656927
Name them. Which ponies support Trump, which Bernie and which Hillary.

No hooves

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>>27656868
There is none.

The music is catchy, the boner fuel is off the charts, and it gave us best girl, pic related.

Only autists hate EQG.

>>27656868
All the cool Anons do it.

>>27656406
Safety! And learning too!

>>27656406
There are things that I want to know. Both an ancient magical obelisk and a dragon told me the things I wanted to know were too dangerous to be known. I refuse to accept that. Teach me how to safeguard myself against dangerous knowledge, so that I might learn all in time.

>>27656406
>nimrod
Someone please tell this pone not to build a tower. It will only end poorly.

>You step through the bars and head towards the back of the facility.
>Immediately, the cleanliness of the front of the facility vanishes.
>As you go through the hallway, the white, sterile walls and rooms give way to cold, grey concrete.
>Voltage soldiers on behind you, looking only a little bit perturbed at the more foreboding appearance.
>The room opens up, the high ceiling of the warehouse stretching above you.
>Where the first parts of the building more resembled a hospital, this is definitely a warehouse.
>The room you come into seems pretty open.
>Various carts fill up the center of the room, as well as a few cots, each with straps for hooves and an iv drip next to it.
>All of the drips are empty.
>The ceiling is quite high, probably about twenty feet above your head.
>Syringes and various medical tools lie on the carts, but there’s a lot of open space on the carts.
>A broken bottle lies on the ground near the far door, which is also barred.
>However, the barred door is fully open.
>A broken vial lies on the ground, a pool of liquid lying around it.
>As you walk towards the open door, you feel something brush against you, which makes you jump.
>It wasn’t a physical touch, but it felt as though someone ran their hoof across the top of your head.
>”Easy, you alright?”
“Hold on.”
>Immediately, you shut your eyes and reach out with your mind, looking around the room.
>Just past the door and around the corner, you find two blurry presences at just the end of your sight.
>One is an earthy brown, the other a blazing red.
>You can’t tell what either of them look like, but the red one certainly has fire in her.
>The brown one bolts upright as your vision runs over him.

>>27650195
Are you two alright? We're here to get everyone out.

>>27650245
They are being force to fight or they will be killed by the doctor.

>>27379119
>>27379156
>>27380046
>You clear your throat before speaking, it feels rather dry
"The bat said that this was our first lesson, but what were we supposed to learn?"
>Your friend sighs, "the lesson was that from now on, your life will be hard. And that you have to make choices to survive"
>Nodding your head, you try to show that you understand... although in reality you aren't really sure what she meant
>Looking around again, you ask another question: "And... where am I now? What is this place?"
>Immediately a smile appears on the other pony's face and she sits down next to you
>"Welcome to the room we'll share for the first month you are here! It's gonna be just the two of us until you move into the barracks!"
>Chase beams at you like a small child, it actually is kind of cute
>"But now you gotta tell me, how was your first real fight?", the grin goes wide in excitement
"Well,...", you start out, recalling the events, "I am not a pushover!" you tell the guards mare, "and it did feel kind of good... well, at least until they all came for me and punched me in the face"
>You wince as you rub your cheek and you can see that you have a black eye in the mirror
>"I am very proud of you", the mare says all of a sudden, before putting one of her wings over your back. "Very, very proud"
>"But I think we should go to bed now, it is quite late already, isn't it? Unless you got any other questions?"

>>27648459
Ill probably be heading to bed, too. I'm exhausted!

>>27648459
Yes. Why pit us against each other? Aren't we all supposed to be serving Luna together? As comrades?

>>27647976
Veganism is a mental issue, anon, deal with it

They don't eat meat, yet I wish they did

>Hmm
>Hoofball might be fun. You know how to swing a bat
>And feed and care for one too
>But then again, how often do you get to explore caves?
>Your inner bat beckons, and you must answer
“How about we go check out those caves?”
>”Sounds like a plan to me. They’re about a mile that way down the trail”
>”Forget the trail”
>”Pen, what are yo-“
>Gar’s sentence as cut as the griffon scoops him up, wings clawing against the sky
>Soon they disappear over the tree tops, Gar’s panicked neighs fading out
“Well then…”
>”I guess… we take Rocker along?”
>The unicorn peers at you two nervously, obviously not keen on the idea of flying
>But he nods, allowing you and Fruggy to pick him up
>Flying upwards you soon spot Pen lazily gliding through the sky, Gar in his claws
>Closing the distance he eventually hovers in place, pointing downwards before descending
>Following his cue, the three of you touch down in a small clearing, letting go of Rocker
>Creek idly flowing in the background, the grass crunches under your hooves as you approach Gar and Pen, the unicorn still catching his breath
“W-well, here we are!”
>The grass is replaced by some dirty looking rocks, a large cave entrance laying before you
>You estimate it’s about 15 feet high, and it goes back further than you can see from here
>”That’s the main entrance, I’ve explored around a bit in there. But then there’s this”
>He directs all of your attention to a much smaller opening, just barely big enough for Pen to squeeze through
>I haven’t been down there, but it might have something cool. Ast’s dad said that there’s crystals somewhere in the complex, but I haven’t seen any yet”
>Gar looks to you and Fruggy
>”Well, which entrance you guys want to explore? I figure you guys are the experts, being bats and all”

>>27642924
Gar, that's racist.

>>27642924
Crystals? Well then. Let's go crystal hunting. If you find any weird purple ones, it's mine.

I know that there was once another persona story that was pretty big last or two years ago. It this going to be some sequel or something entirely new?

After a few minutes of senseless screaming, you finally manage to calm yourself down, and that's only after you convince yourself that you are dreaming. I mean, seriously, this room, man. Who would build a giant fully-furnished elevator room that never stops going up? How tall IS this building? Is it some sort of express elevator to the moon or something?

A beautiful woman standing next the old man's chair wearing a blue uniform and cute matching hat responds to you, seemingly having read your mind, "Yes, the Velvet Room is appearing to you in the dream world. It is the best way for us to contact those who have not signed the contract."

As if on cue, the old man snaps his gloved fingers, and a pristine white sheet of paper pops into existence on top of the table that is sitting between you and him.

And now there's magic. CLEARLY A DREAM.

"So," she continues, "if you are done expelling your fears from yourself, if you could please sign your name here, then we shall continue."

...what the hell, why not?

Trembling, you reach out with your new horse leg towards the pen that appeared with the contract. You try not to think too much about the new limb.

Unfortunately, you realize the immediate downsides of losing hands.

Scrunching up your... muzzle, you frustratingly try to grab the pen with your hoof multiple times, and then fail multiple times to succeed.

Groaning loudly, you decide to give up your dignity and just grab the pen with your teeth. Unsanitary, but necessary.

You position yourself over the paper, ready to sign your full name onto it... and wait...

You realize something.

You can't remember your own name...

...

OR YOUR OWN ANYTHING.

The screams come back with a vengeance.

"Oh dear," the old man sympathetically comments, "it appears you require some assistance. Here, allow me." You fail to notice the man snapping his fingers again, this time a pair of purple dice appearing on the table. They spin around fast, a blue mist swirling around them.

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>Choose your first name. (dubs gets it)

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>>27608189
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>>27608412
>You begin to speak as she sits down next to you.
“You have been kind to me where my caretaker was not. You make me…happy. Happy to be friends with you.”
>”See, you’re already learning.”
>You do feel a sort of calm within you as sit.
>These emotions are most interesting.
>Choosie takes the picture you drew into her hooves and looks on for a few minutes.
>”It’s really nice. I’m sure Twilight will be happy to hear how much progress you’ve made.
>Oh dear.
>You said you would report to Twilight today.
>There is going to be a lot of explaning and arguments when you get back to her castle.
>Through the window you can already see the sky shifting colors and getting darker.
>It seems that heading back now isn’t the safest option.
>Turning to the dull mare you decide to state your position.
“I wish to reside here for the night.”
>”Smart choice, Zero. I hope you don’t have any spoooooky nightmares about the big bad metal eating monsters.”
>While she is willing to let you stay here, you're having second thoughts about not returning to Twilight.

>>27633603
Unexpected delays are not inexcusable. We had no idea we were going to the forest, nor how long we'd be when we made that deal.

>>27633603
We have to go back, not reporting would give fuel to the other guy's complain against us
Ask Choosie to come with

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>>27632963
Shut the FUCK UP, NOGLA, she is preening.

>>27632953
>Be Anon at the PoneMart.
>You see a discounted selection available.
>Hmm, smart, literate, friendly, princess? You think she might have mange or something.
Do you have mange or something?
>"No no no no, I've just been here a while and the owners are trying to clear stock."
Right.
>"Everyone seems to want a filly or colt, but I can be a good pony for you. I can do magic and I won't ever complain or run away."
I don't know.
>"Please take me home, I'll do anything. You can rough me up, rape me, I don't care!"
Look, I'm really just looking for a pony to help around the house and watch the kids. I'm not in the market for a toy pony. My wife wouldn't approve.
>"I'm good with kids! I can help them with their homework! I'll never mention sex again! Please, they're going to put me to sleep if I don't get sold!"
...fine.

>>27632979
Are you...referencing vanoss and his crew?

>>27583594
>cold moonie
no you're supposed to offer your spare shirt to her, which will be cutely oversized or her.

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"I-uhhh-I'm sorry?"
>Moonie gently grasps your hand and places it on her head.
>"Run your fingers through my hair...i-it it r-relaxes me."
>She looks up to you with pleading eyes.
>You lightly brush the ponytail on the top of her head before pulling the hairband off, letting her hair cascade down.
>Each strand is like raspberry-scented silken gold.
>Setting the hairband aside, you use your free hand to sink your hands into her soft hair.
>Her hair feels clean and smooth.
> Like if 60 FPS was hair.
>She closes her eyes as she coos softly, sinking further into the couch.
>And closer to your crotch.
>'Nobonernobonernobonernoboner'
>You focus on the rhythm you slowly settle into.
>Start at the top, work your fingers in, and gently pull down.
>"...My mom used to do this for me when I was younger..."
>She stops your hand and holds it in hers.
>"Whenever she took me to places with people I..I would...my anxiety was significantly more acute when I was a child."
>She places your hand back into her hair, but guides it in a more deliberate manner.
>"Sh-she would find me in a corner, c-crying and hy-hyperventilating. And she would take me into her arms and brush my hair l-like this..."