Would you help save Rarity, or just leave her there?
>>27825027
Probably help her and then after whatever adventure is over go home and fap to the memory of her naked there
because i'm a beta like that
i would help her and take it home for my night activites.
>>27825027
>Rape
S06E16
28 Pranks Later
Rainbow Dash's excessive pranking gets out of hand; the ponies decide to give her a taste of her own medicine.
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-28-pranks-later/EP013304160143?aid=zap2it
>>27824342
i liked this episode but i saw it after telling my family to fuck off forever, seeing him fail and not try when every time i tried wasnt enough gives you an entirely different perspective, plus fluttershy a bitch
>>27824342
>the ponies decide to give her a taste of her own medicine
OOOOOHHHHH BOY WHERE HAVE WE SEEN THIS BEFORE
Fuck yeah Rainbow Dash episode
Last time we got pranks was season 1.
Oh great and Magical Conch, who is the best pony?
>>27823327
Jacky Chan, in ladder factory holding a baby.
>>27823327
Nyx
>>27823327
>No
Best writefag, or bestest writefag? Naranjita is best waifu.
who?
>you will never comfort Naranjita when she is offended by the school's attempt to make her feel excepted through Mexican stereotypes
>>27822721
Faggot13, senpai.
Weird Pony Gifs Anyone?
>>27819933
define wierd
>>27819933
bump
Aww shit she's crying again, someone calm her down!
>Boop the pone
>>27820076
>slap the pone
SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP
"calm dowb everything will be fine" phew i hate to see whores crying
>An Equestria where all resources, from Anon's perspective, have been used ; from food, to housing, to goodwill. An Equestria where Anon can't lay his hand down without finding it in the Cheeto dust laden grease-shadow of those that came before him, tearing down any edifice of potential happiness and leaving only the ruins of unease and uncertainty. This is where the Last Anon, our Anon, now finds himself.
>It all started as innocently as could be, with a sunbeam shifting through the boughs of an old oak just enough to hit Anon in the eye. He awoke knowing very little about his situation. He knew his name was Anonymous and he also knew Anonymous was not a name. He quickly surveyed his surroundings to find the offending beam of light that had awoken him and the old oak he had been sleeping under, a dusty old trail that seemed to lead to a quaint village of thatch-roofed cottages, and not a whole lot else. On his person he had a well tailored black suit, now covered in grass from laying under the oak for some unknowable amount of time, with a red tie. Anon did the only logical thing, he brushed the grass off of himself and start in towards the village.
>>27819302
>>27819308
Im listening
>>27819302
I'd like to imagine in this scenario that there'd be one Anon for each pony waifu/husband and he'd have the stereotypical traits of those particular waifufags
Would you bend over for her?
>>27818068
>Implying my boipucci isn't lubed up already
>>27818068
I'll just leave this here for future reference.
>>27818087
>my boipucci
https://www.anonpone.com/frostbitten/
“Well, experimental explosives are always a plus, and they're free too, so why not. They're small, so they should fit in the saddlebag just fine.”
You take them and put them in the bag. Who knows, they might come in handy at some point. You get off the rubble pile and head over to the door, opening it slowly. Of course it leads to a stairwell. One that only goes further down.
You hesitantly head down into the darkness, hoping that no crazy mutants come around and eviscerate you. Thankfully you reach the bottom quickly, opening the metal door at the bottom.
You seem to have made it into what used to be a sewer system. If it functioned at some point it doesn't anymore, because everything is completely dried up. Looking over to the left of the tunnel, you can see the flickering of a fire around a corner. The right path simply leads on into more sewer. A part of the place that does nothing but get darker as it goes on. You look in front of you, seeing a metal door on the opposite side of the path. It looks like it had a label on it at one point, but it was torn off for some reason. You weren't sure how safe any of these options were, but judging by the fact that you were so far below the surface, it's probably not going to be safe anywhere.
The only sound that meets your ears is the crackling of a fire echoing throughout the damp halls of the sewers.
>>27818033
Let's turn our light off and sneakily look around the corner.
>>27818033
Man it'll be pretty funny if the person tending the fire ends up being the stallion we ran across twice. I hope it's him.
>>27818065
Deciding that stealth is probably the right decision considering the circumstances, you turn your head light off and tread as softly as you can. Misty gets the idea and does the same, trailing as close to you as she can. You get to wall just beside the path the fire is coming from and take a peak. Around the corner is a barrel fire that lights up the path quite well. Well enough for you to be able to see what's next to it.
Laying on a sleeping bag on the floor is a mare decked out in full body leather armor. Most of her body is completely covered besides her bright green mane. Her face is covered by some kind of white mask that covers everything but her eyes, which are currently closed. Thank the heavens.
Misty whispers to you as quietly as possible.
>What is it?
“Mare. Sleeping, fully armored in leather.”
>Any weapons?
You didn't check for that. You look back over to her. She has a small dagger lying beside her, as well as a metal pistol from an unknown brand in a holster on her foreleg.
“Pistol and a dagger.”
>What should we do?
Whatever happened to Trixie Tuesday? Don't let the dream die /mlp/
It's Tuesday, so post cute magician horse.
>>27817134
>"What did you say?!"
Why?
Why'd they delete it right as it was starting to produce content?
>>27815046
I don't know just pick up where the thread left off
>>27815046
>Leeeets get Roight back to where we were please!
Welcome to Equestrian Dungeon, the sequel to /mlp/ Tower. As in the last rendition of the game, the goal will be to get to the end of the segment or floor. Along the way, you will be able to keep items you find (and mischeviously bring along) in the Inventory, as well as work with a set number of players, dubbed "AnonPones," in the thread. AnonPones are created when a player joins the game. There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and the occasional undead or mechanical monstrosity that's out to kill your party. There are also many traps scattered throughout the floor, such as flamethrowers and bottomless pits, that also harm or kill your AnonPones. You have no floor diagram, alas "Flying Blind", and you will rely on
>Greentext parts of the story
to move along.
Version: 2.0
Recent updates: Tons of new content, modified the effects of update 1.5.
For new players: Post the nearest three items to your LEFT excluding computer accessories, then post what race you'd like to be (Earth Pony, Pegasus, Unicorn).
>>27812660
first
FIRST
third
Hey guys. I'm sorry for that small wait and I have no excuse for it beside laziness and lack of inspiration. But, I now have inspiration to continue this quest that nobody cares about!
>There seemed to be nothing off about the tavern. Just the sign squeaking in the wind.
>"Why are we here?" You ask Mohammed.
>Mohammed shrugs.
"It's one of my favorite places. I just thought after all the shit you went through and all the shit I went through; I could get us some drinks. Of course, I don't know if you can drunk or not."
>What do you do?
>>27809987
I don't think we can. We don't have any internal anatomy after all.
You gave your friend Pinkie Pie a present: a cute little collar. You lie to her and say this represents friendship where you come from. She starts wearing it everyday to show her gratitude.
What she doesn't know is it has magic that makes it so no matter what you say Pinkie must obey you.
What do you do?
I'd tell her to get on my bed, lift her tail and lean over while rising her cute butt, and part her legs. Then I would rut her from here to eternity. After I made her with foal. I'd tell her to become my bride.
>>27709122
Tell her to get some fucking proactive or something those pimples are getting out of hand.
>>27709122greenwhen
So why the fuck was she dressed like a wizard? Seriously, was there a D&D sesh after school or some shit?
I get it, it's a fucking stage show, but no one wears fucking stars, robes and wizard hats and gets to be the cool kid.
What even are her interests in the human world? I mean it made sense for her to do magic in Equestria because she had her own traveling show, plus REAL magic on occasion.
But this worlds Trixie makes no sense. Are we just supposed to assume she's some kind of nerd who puts on cringe-worthy puppetshows for the students while exclaiming how wonderful she is?
Plus cheese crackers? No one in real life actually likes that shit. If your mom put that shit in your bag as a kid you'd have been like, "Fuck why wasn't it oreos instead?"
NO ONE in their right mind WOULD EVER PAY FOR CHEESE CRACKERS AT A FUCKING VENDING MACHINE. I CALL FUCKING BULLSHIT!
>>27805000
Clearly you've never had a job. People buy snacks in the employee room from the vending machine and that does include .65 cent crackers. Try hard zephyr.
>>27805000
She's a stage magician. So she likes Houdinni.
>>27805000
Seek help, kid