Why would anyone want to be a human in Equestria? Why would you not want to start over and be a cute colt?
>>30773780
I'm scared the Princess would touch me inappropriately
>>30773780
or filly if you're female.
Because being the only human in Equestria would make you exotic and famous and make you drown in mare pussy.
What era of technology is this?
>>30773503
2017
>>30773503
thats a candle box. it works like a hooded lantern, but for rooms.
>>30773511
No, sweetie. That's clearly a TV or a monitor.
New PMV by The Brony Notion: https://youtu.be/zh4v5DTZYxY
>>30773455
IS THIS THE END OF MLP?
>>30773455
Reminder that Starlight is a power hungry sociopath with no concept or right or wrong, and the other 5 have massively more claim to Alicornhood than she ever will.
Just remember. You waifu is not real. And would never love you.
>>30773363
>rape
>>30773363
what a relief.
>>30773363
I don't have a waifu.
I was never told of this
Saw this in the kids play area at the theater I work at.
Waddup senpai I work ata theatre to its gay tho I work a cinemark
>>30773248
gonna ask my theater if i can have that gigantic poster when theyre done with it
>>30773279
Already got mine on lock. I'm in Vegas we got nice ass theatres here boi
I wanna sniff this rail
>>30773147
why not just go to the source?
>>30773147
Dod you know people are usually gassier in the morning than when they're active? Because they don't have as much control over their bowels.
>>30773164
She probably wouldn't let me, I've gotta go with the next best thing.
Shut the fuck up fucking deer beetle edition
715: Triple Threat
Written by Josh Hamilton
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5xf5uv
Friendship is Magic #57 is still storytimed here!
>>30688389
>>30769019
Previous thread.
>sunny
>filly
>Going to MLP movie alone
>At home I get my mom to pack me spaghetti in a 2-liter bottle
>Put it in my fanny pack
>Decide to take the bus
>I ask the bus driver where the bus is going, he says something I don't understand
>I say "excuse me?"
>he says something and I still don't understand it
>I get on the bus anyway
>Bus takes me through the blackest of all ghettos
>A bunch of black people get on the bus, hooting and throwing their arms and fingers into various contortions
>I clutch my fanny pack and look away
>They walk past me and one says "LOOK AT DIS FAT WYTE MUTHAFUCKA, GOTS A RUG ON HIS NECK NIGGA WAT IS UP WIT DAT"
>I turn my entire body away and start shaking
>"AW SHIT WE SEEIN SUM CRACK BACK HEAH"
>My pants are exposing my butt
>The black people take out a boom box and start playing "WOOP THERE IT IS" and start dancing around my buttcrack in some sort of tribal ritual
>"LEMME SEE SUM MORE OF DAT"
>I awkwardly pull down my pants more
>"WOOP DERE IT IS" 'YOOOOO I BE LIKIN DIS!' they variously exclaim
>The bus finally stops at the movie theatre
>I take out a marker and draw a face on my butt, and then walk off the bus with my hands
>All of them follow me with their boom box, playing "WOOP THERE IT IS" on repeat
>I hand-walk inside and the security guard stops me, saying that I need to leave because I am being indecent
>This enrages my black followers and they start attacking and eating the guard
>Everyone starts screaming
>I nervously take out my spaghetti bottle and try to open it
>The pressure launches it as a bottle rocket into the cashier, killing her
>I realize I had a crush on her
>Start crying uncontrollably and my exposed face-butt starts sputtering shit
>Everyone suddenly turns to me in a roar of laughter
Stupid fucking Glimposter
>>30773071
What the fuck are you smoking?
>>30773071
I'll admit, it was pretty funny.
Welp, time to pack it up fellas, looks like you finally got your panty shot.
>>30773070
I never thought I'd say this, but thank you based potato niggers
>Pank wears pink panties
Who would've guessed
>>30773070
Well holy fuck. It might be a few pixels, but it's there.
>when you're so bad at humor so you only could come up with something like this
The reason why they don't use Lauren's ideas is because they'll have to credit her, and Lauren doesn't want her name or any more involvement on the show since she left.
ya. how embarrassed would she feel if her name appeared on literally every episode in the show?
>>30772784
The title and credits are one thing, but nothing further.
>>30772797
That's still crediting her. If they're doing that anyway, why not use her ideas?
The real reason is because they have their own ideas and probably think they're better than Lauren's.
That moment when you get into the chocolate and people think its something else
>>30772376
Now make it white chocolate.
>>30772492
Listen pal, white chocolate isn't even chocolate! It doesn't contain cocoa solid.
>>30772524
Is that backtalk? Make it white chocolate.
I JUST GOT that her name is Mayor Mare because mayor and mare are pronounced almost the same way.
>>30772207
I want to cum inside the Mayor
>>30772207
Would cumming inside her prove that you love the town?
>CMC in show
>Cutie Mark Crusaders, ponies who spent years trying to find their destinies and now have devoted themselves to helping others find theirs or even assist those who feel lost
>CMC in EqG
>Canterlot Movie Club, just hang out at a movie theater and do a bunch of generic teen girl cartoon stock things
Link below, why did Hasbro waste money on all of these awful shorts? Is the intent to "ease" people into the YT series expecting this crap instead of the movies?
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5xip8e
Because no hooves > hooves
>>30772199
Because this is a 3 minute short you fucking nob end
>>30772199
Why do you guys even care about EqG still?
Are you going to make a wish to be with your waifu?
>>30772196
I'm going to wish for my testicles to be hairy so I can tickle the nose of my waifu when I meet her.
>>30772256
That is a strange fetish.