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I can't get this horse out of my mind /mlp/.
How can I cope with the fact that the real and true Glim Glam has been usurped by that ugly whore nu Glim?
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>>28085200
Just don't watch new episodes where new glimmer has appearances
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Are these the shitposting generals?
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Just stop.
Please.
I can't handle this autism anymore
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What grade of waifu is she again?
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>>28085117
Top
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>>28085125
Happy day my dude
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Did MLP change your life?
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Yes.
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>>28084899
It bound my soul to this fucking board forever.
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>Canterlot High.
>You've rarely felt like admitting it to yourself, but you occasionally find Rainbow Dash sort of attractive.
>It grew into a full-on crush recently.
>But you're not sure how long the crush will last.
>She sits in the seat next to you at lunch
>Her friends haven't entered the cafeteria yet.
>Decide to talk to her, but not to ask her out.
>Easier to be friends first, then slowly work your way over the weeks into asking her out.
>Maybe it'll happen and last a while, who knows? Worth a try.
"Hey." You break the silence. "Nice job in that game last night."
>She looks up. "Thanks. But that was just me on the field. I'm just a regular girl outside of the team."
"Well, I'm still impressed. I'm Anon."
>She briefly gives you the look in pic related, showing not interest in you. "Hi, Anon. Always nice to meet a fan."
>The conversation continues for a bit right before her friends arrive.
>She's being as distant as possible, yet still subtly basking in the attention.
>But still trying to end the conversation as soon as her friends sit down.
>Exhale sharply.
"Okay, you know what? Nevermind." You abruptly stand up. "You're clearly not interested. Goodbye and sorry I wasted your time."
>Walk away as her jaw drops.
What happens next? How does this story continue?
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Rainbow sits there confused for a bit, but slowly realizes what he was doing.
Anon goes to the bathroom to probably hang himself for leaving like a twat.
That's all I got
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>>28084814
Show a great feat of athleticism in effort to gain her affections.
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>>28084814
Wow. Anon's a little bitch, as usual.
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Bonus points if actually took part in them or enjoyed them
I'll start
>"STAR WARS General"
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>moth pone general
I was in the first thread before it was a thing and then paid no attention to it after.
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>>28084787
general robert e lee.
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>casual/public sex
Wrote for a few threads when it came back the first time.The newest comeback just doesn't feel the same.
>AiE
>Fingerbang
Basically walking corpses at this point. Use to be brimming with activity and contributors, now reduced to a handful of green and a bunch of image bumps.
>colt cuddler
Thanks for the drama, no thanks that you were replaced by an even bigger /soc/ circlejerk.
>unlikely affinity
the >no hooves fetish basically saturated throughout the whole board, not specifically footfags though. They just straight up died.
>Obligatory Milky Way/Fluffy pony/ass-worship
RIP in piss, you're no longer missed.Thanks to >>>/trash/
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So it's been discussed that dash is a tsundere... but she is also a yandere
>blows up weather factory for tank
>sings song about how she won't let him sleep so they can be together forever
How has no one made this connection?
>"Anon's been hanging around Applejack's farm a little too much lately... Maybe if something /happens/ to her crops, he'll come back to my house..."
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>>28084779
I could see it. Her extreme loyalty and extreme insecurity combined.
>When she thinks you've finally start to 'lose your love' for her she'll tie you up while you sleep and take you to her cloud house.
>Desperately slobbering all over your dick while crying, while she tries her best to smile and look cute/sexy.
>Has bad makeup, mascara, and lipstick put on to look prettier. All of it running and messy thanks to her tears and slobber.
>When you cum she diligently swallows it all, and even tries to suck out any remaining cum after you're done blowing your load.
>"D-do you *gulp* love me now a-anon?"
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>"I killed you're dog, anon! Now I'm the only bitch in your life..."
>"you haven't called in a while, anon, what's the matter? Spending too much time with that cunt-set shimmer? Don't worry, she won't be a distraction anymore..."
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Maybe I'll write here tomorrow. I give it a20%possibility
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When will we get a villain more powerful than Tirek?
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>>28084730
the 2017 movie
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>>28084730
The movie probably; I guarantee they'll probably try and make the Movie the most powerful foe yet.
They might also try and bullshit Chrysalis getting more powerful than Tirek in the upcoming finale some way.
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There's too much violens in my little pony. 2016-08-06 04:04:49 Post No.28084687
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There's too much violens in my little pony. 2016-08-06 04:04:49 Post No.28084687
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There's too much violens in my little pony.
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Seriously, way too freaking much, it needs to be cut the fuck out.
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>>28084687
What are you trying to say here?
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>>28084687
I think there's not enough violins. I barely hear 'em in the musical numbers.
MORE VIOLINS!!!
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>>28084687
cmon, the violin is a good instrument.
>"Don't worry Anon, momma's here!"
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Mods
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>>28084566
I saved that pastebin somewhere
unf
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>>28084754
SOMEBODY SAVEEEEEE MEEEEEEbut nobody came.
Do you think Spike will ever achieve happiness?
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>>28084561
Is happiness Rarity's pooper?
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>>28084561
What makes you think he isn't happy? If anything, his future is set and he's put aside any self doubt.
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>>28084561
His goal in life is to be by Twilights side and serve her. He will be happy until she dies
Reasons for not wanting go to equestria
>no Internet
>no horse pussy
>no real human food
>no real economy
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>>28084315
>not wanting to go to Equestria
I want plebians to leave.
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>>28084315
>>no horse pussy
Wut?
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>>28084315
>no horse pussy
False. Where there are horses, there are horse pussies.
>no real human food
There might not be meat, but there could be other accomodations suitable for human consumption.
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Rainbow Dash wants it and she's very angry with you 2016-08-06 03:03:22 Post No.28084240
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Rainbow Dash wants it and she's very angry with you
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>"Anon, did I tell you to stop jerking off? I want every ounce of cum squirting at my face and mouth and I better not see a single drop of it. Otherwise I'll forcefully have angry sex with you so hard your dick will crack. I'm not playing! I broken every boner stallion in the racing competition and their dicks weren't urinating right. Yours will happen to you too!
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>>28084240
Yes.
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>>28084240
No.
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>>28084240
Bring it bitch
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Sad thread.
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>>28084126
Someone better post that one comic where Scoots is Fluttershys daughter.
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>>28084126
Did she really need to shit in the wall?
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>>28084126
>not posting weaver's version
>"W-why can't I lift you?!"
"Silly bitch, clearly the effectiveness of your magic is limited by an object's mass!"
>"But I raise the sun!"
"I'M BIGGER THAN THE FOOKIN SUN, MATE!"
>"I...will...lift...you!"
"You can't even lift my cock, you fookin' knobhead."
>"Just you wait, Anon, I'm going to..."
"By the time ya get around to it ya better bring a fuckin shovel and an exhumation warrant, ya horse-faced pineapple."
>"Stop mocking me!"
"Queen Horsey gon cry, luv? Can't lift me and ya can't rule a stable. An tween you and me your pretty shite at the whole sun thing, too. Buggar all, ya can't do anything, can ye, ya high talkin plow-girl?"
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>>28083826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE
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>>28083837
>Being fat.
>Not being the hugest of the huge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0wqhdZn4v0
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>>28084073
>that credit music
why is it so damn familiar?
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What did we learn today? Let's write Princess Celestia a letter one word at a time.
Dear
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>>28083576
Faggoty
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>>28083576
Background pony #576
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Horse