Will you be buying this?
>$17.99
>60% off
What the fuck is this pricing
>not nu-glim glam
>>28106324
It's the "we don't understand why people hack our app instead of using their credit card" pricing.
I'm the kind of faggot that's willing to pay in F2P, but this one is so ridiculously overpriced it's not even funny.
How did it all end up like this?
Your name is Occult Lock; you are a simple unicorn mare who spent the majority of her life discovering and researching magical artifacts of doom and dangerous energy inside a small and isolated room. You have contemplatively accepted your destiny and Cutie Mark; an enchanted box tightly held with dozen of chains.
To think that one day Princess Celestia herself would arrive before your door and have a request for you was unfathomable; it was unimaginable. To your shock, that is exactly what happened. She requested you to become the head teacher of a preschool for, what she called, “Dangerous Unicorns”; you, a reject of her school, a teacher.
Of course, the plea of the Princess is something you can’t just refuse, and so you didn’t. It was her radiance.
But now that you are standing here, in this completely abolished building with no guidance or reason… you wonder if you have been tricked; for a second. The town was as far away from Canterlot as possible, on the very frontier of the undiscovered west. The village with a peculiar name of “Little Bub” was small; it barely had a hundred villagers living inside of it. Why Celestia selected this place for your school was something you really wish you could ask her now.
You have ignited several of the candles inside the room of this small building a few hours ago, and it looks as grim as you feared it would. On the teacher’s desk before you lies a pack of letters, books and a single, brass key. Most of the books contain valuable, but boring, teaching information, probably. One of the letters is from the Princes herself; the second is labeled “CURRICULUM INFORMATION” in front and the last one starts with “STUDENT INFORMATION”.
You sigh to yourself, is it too late to say no and leave? This is going to be a long year.
>What would you like to do?
>>28089980
Read curriculum information and student information. Figure out the ponies that we are dealing with and how we are suppose to deal with them.
>>28089980
Get reading.
Guys, I have a confession. I've beencheating on MLP with anime and visual novels.W-were still cool right?
>>28113025
No, kys
>>28113025
I'm sorry, who are you?
I'm busy jerking it to ponies and writefagging.
>>28113075
>writefagging.
pastebin or gtfo
WHAT FAT FAGGOTY NECKBEARD MADE THIS SHIT? I WANT HIS HEAD ON A PLATE!
>>28112889
everitim
>>28112889
Who's the dude with Twilight?
I can't tell who he is.
>>28112932
A faggot
Hey guys, I'm from the future. Don't ask how I got here, because honestly I don't know either.
I don't have time to explain the details, but you absolutely CANNOT post greentexts of any kind in this thread.
IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT THAT YOU DON'T POST ANY GREENS WHATSOEVER. Something terrible is going to happen tomorrow morning if you post greens in here. DON'T DO IT.
>>28112684
>^:)
>>28112684
Hey guys, I'm from the future. Don't ask how I got here, because honestly I don't know either.
I don't have time to explain the details, but you absolutely CANNOT go to school tomorrow.
IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT THAT YOU DON'T GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW. Something terrible is going to happen tomorrow morning if you go to school in the Northwest. DON'T DO IT.
>>28112684
You got it, m8. I'll not post any--
>rape
>implying
>no hooves
>not praising lord kek
Aw shit. I accidentally spilled them across this post. Butterfingers.
>Be Scootaloo's parent.
>You are part of the Parent Teacher Association of Ponyville.
>You and Cheerilee have to deal with several soccer moms every meeting.
>This night seems to be fun.
>And by fun, you mean a living hell.
>Diamond Tiara's mom is here instead of her father.
>Great..... now what bullshit is she going to spout.
>"Ms Cheerilee...", the big bitch starts, "I noticed thatit is now mandatory for children to receive their vaccination shots."
>"Yes.", Cheerilee explained, "It's mandatory because it will keep the kids healthy and keep them away from diseases such as measles."
>The big bitch scoffs.
>"Nonsense. My Diamond Tiara is perfectly healthy without the aid of those needles. If anything all those needles do is make your children retarded as Anon's daughter."
>>28112210
>Rape
Right in front of everyone to assert my dominance
>>28112210
>Be Scootaloo's parent
But that means I don't exist
>>28112210
Says the bitch who emotionally damaged her kid.
If anything your husband needed a needle in his sack so you didn't have to cause a kid to suffer your presence.
>Drops mic.
So if there was ever a scenario where all the princesses got simultaneously get BTFOed, who would be left in charge of Equestria? How long before it all goes to shit?
>>28112122
Maybe Blueblood?
He's a Prince after all
me
>>28112122
Shining Armor or the Mane 6 minus Twiggles, and maybe a minute or two.
They did nothing wrong
>>28112045
Maybe not the first time but they definitely did when they lied to their customers about what their product was
They are scum, in other way she was just providing her's people
>>28112050
They didn't really lie. It helped Granny Smith, didn't it?
What happens with us?, we are more divided than never
>>28112028
Underage memesters want to have an ebbin fandom war
Superior gentlemen like me enjoy both
>>28112028
>we are more divided than never
Hot new? This place has literally always drawn lines in the sand to fight over.
>>28112028
>eqg
I don't even pay attention to the movies.
>It has taken you weeks to reach the Crystal Empire, honing your skills in summoning magic.
>You stand at the gates of the castle, cloak billowing in the winter wind.
"SOMBRA!"
>The unicorn King steps from his castle, lowering himself from his balcony on a pillar of crystal.
>He glares at you, a smug grin challenging you.
You are fighting King Sombra.
Health: 200/200
Choose what you will summon, and your digits will determine the success of your spell.
Dubs: 5 damage
Trips: 15 damage
Quads: 50 damage
Quints: 100 damage
Sexts: Instakill
Green will be written on a bi-hourly basis of successful attacks.
>>28111853
horse cock
I throw my mix tape at him. Shit's fire yo.
>>28111899
Horse cock again
Because mud ponies don't have magic
dat ass, though
>>28111767
She will get the magic to marry her cousin.
>>28111781
She has that already!
>He doesn't own a Go Belt.
>implying
>>28110868
What is a go belt?
>>28110868
What is a go belt?
Who is this /mlp/?
>>28110722
Shy fashion horse
>>28110722
Coco Puff.
>>28110722
Berry punch
/mlp/ is getting slower
The rides over
Fools!
You don't know what slow is
>>>/i/412483
>>28109797
/mlp/ is a containment board.
Ponies aren't even allowed on /b/.
Don't worry neckbeard. The you'll always have this board.
>>28109810
*looks in mirror*
>dont worry neckbeard
>>28109810
What's that?
The crybaby threads on /qa/ are lonely and want some ponies?
Is the show still worth watching?
I stopped watching in the middle of season 3. I just lost interest.
But earlier today I stumbled across the intro song by accident and I was hit by this massive wave of nostalgia. Back to 2011 and 12, when all I thought about was mlp.
Memes and cynicalness aside, has it all gone to shit or do I still have a few dozen hours of fun left in all the season I haven't seen?
It's shit. There are some good episodes S2+ but it doesn't have that same comfy feeling. It's a shell of itself.
>>28109753
Stale bait posted by an ebin 9fag army kiddie.
There, I was honest with you, lad.
Season 4 is hard one to judge, but I fully recommend it, Season 5 was absolutely great and standout, and I don't recommend diving into Season 6, save for a few episodes.