What did Fluttershy meant by this?
The same thing Discord meant when he made her heart-shaped cookies.
>>30788233
There's nothing wrong with raising your waifu's foal
>>30788233
Fluttershy got CHAOSED
Hey, /mlp/. I haven't watched the show since season 3 and I'm too lazy to see everything after. Please explain what has been going on.
>>30788192
Well that's easy, you became a massive faggot.
>>30788192
>spoonfeed me
fuck you
>>30788192
Kill yourself
Post Memri TV screenshots that describe the show/fandom
>>30788176
Thats not real is it? It cant be
>>30788178
Replaced "Japan" with "bronies"
>>30788179
That make complete sense now
Who are the most memeworthy and/or controversial ponies?
>glimmy
>flash sentry
>fatpony
You forgot the one that likes muffins.
>>30789728
Who, Ditzy Doo?
>>30789887
Derpy ???
Can we have a "realistic" conversation about how combat works in the FiM universe?
Every form of combat. Common one-on-one unarmed street fights between two colts or young stallions. Street gang skirmishes between mixed ethnic and racial groups. Conventional warfare between two or more major king/queendoms. asymmetrical warfare between any number of nations sending their spies and their military saboteurs to disrupt the war machines of their rivals. Paramilitary warfare being conducted in an attempt to empower a group of rebels and/or overthrow a sovereign ruler or government. Terrorist operations to subdue and psychologically conquer a civilian population.
Keeping in mind the limits of the various races in the FiM universe, what would actual physical conflict look like?
Some basic presumptions (feel free to challenge these if they're not correct):
>Ponies are mostly unified
>Earth ponies are hardier than others, but lack the ability to use many tools/weapons because no hands and no magic
>Pegasis ponies are (among ponies) superior in the sky, but they too lack the ability to use many tools and weapons
>Unicorn ponies can use MANY tools and weapons as well as a variety of offensive spells, but are probably physically weak as a result of their reliance on magic; glass cannons
cont...
...cont
>Griffons are the superior aerial combatants. They can use their claws (hands) and they have talons and large-cat claws (natural short blades). They can use a lot of weapons and tools and are physically strong.
>Dragons are VERY strong and have claws that can manipulate weapons and tools to a degree, but with power and not great precision. Their only mastery of magic is their fire breath, which is powerful, but limited in its applicability.
>Donkeys/mules are basically low-level Earth ponies. Pretty much uglier and less intelligent Earth Ponies, but are tribalistic and difficult to infiltrate from a social point.
>Minotars are very strong in their upper body, not very strong in their lower body, but have endurance. They have hands that can accurately manipulate fine tools and weapons. However they're only of average intelligence. They've generally got good charisma though and can infliltrate out-groups with greater ease.
I'm mostly out of the loop past mid season 3, but if any of these presumptions seems off base or is lacking in information, please suggest your corrections. Also other races with their general attributes.
Anything about the physical combat potential and realities of the creatures in the FiM world: post it here.
>>30787972
Why would Earth Ponies not be able to use tools or weapons? Why would they design them like that in the first place? I think it's fair to assume that Earth Ponies and Pegasi would have weapons that they can actually fucking use.
Or perhaps she is wondering why would someone shoot a mare before throwing her out of a hot air ballon
Should Ember get a song? She's voiced by a singer, after all. Is she even an important enough character to get a song?
>>30787930
We've had one time characters get songs before so possibly but her whole character doesn't seem like one that would break out in song.
Her main flaw is struggling with expressing her feelings/friendship. Singing usually means expressing yourself as much as possible, which isn't her thing.
Her singing would take that flaw away, most likely. I've never heard of a song that only serves to hide your feelings. Maybe a duet with Spike about something unrelated? Or Ember? MLP songs these days aren't about unrelated things though, sadly. They're usually very plot-driven.
So a song is unlikely, but I'd still love to hear her sing.
>>30787930
YOU WILL REMEMBER EMBER
>Me
>Gmod theatre in 2010
>brony's everyfucking where
>one comes into my theatre all the time
>I was tired of it so i decided to watch first episode of season 1
>Got hooked watched hole seasons and the rest up to when twilight became alicorn i.e 2013
>went to california this summer and watched equestria girls
>realized how much i missed this show and the shenanigans
>the tf2 servers and ruining that game and so on
>the infecting of gmod theatre servers
>the music
>recently started watching again from season 1 with another friend i converted (never was a brony)
>sad memories about the old days
Man this show in 2010-2015 was some of the best times of my life and tbqh i loved this show and the fanbase (the non autistic ones) the music was and still is great. The fanfics, and the "art" :3. I just want to know all of your feels when did you all first start watching, it doesnt seem like there are many bronies around anymore and all the music creators that were relevant have all either switched to different fandom or just ben inactive for 1-2 years. Lemme hear your stories about the old times and stuff. Never forget MLP in 2010-2015. Also if you all can link me to creators and stuff specifically music but any type is fine i just wish the brony community was more relevant man.
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>>30787662
i remember being pretty young when i first watched the show, my sister and her hipster ass friends would watch the show and i remember scoffing at them and shit for watching it, caught them watching sonic rainboom and kind of watched without wanting them to know, lol seems so long ago when i first thought the show was complete child trash, and especially remember trying to keep it a secret from her and her friends since i was such a cuck about it, 2012-2015 were the golden days man, at least for me.
You're not from around here, are you?
715: Triple Threat
Written by Josh Hamilton
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5xf5uv
The Movie Prequel #3 storytimed here!
>>30786483
Spike's been making some strong friends of his own. Ember and Thorax are on good terms with Twilight and all, but her number one assistant's who they turn to in Ponyville first. Not that it's out of the ordinary - as least as far back as getting Hoity Toity to watch Rarity's show and getting a hearing with the buffalo, Spike's had a way with winning over allies and influence. He's still learning how best to deal with it all, but the upshot is meanwhile he's still friends with a lot of great individuals!
>>30783768
Previous thread.
714: Fame and Misfortune
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5wsmg6
Friendship is Magic #57 is still storytimed here!
>>30688389
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
716: Campfire Tales -When their sister camping trip is ruined by Fly-ders, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash tell Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo the stories of their favorite legends; inspired by the tales, the girls make the most out of their new situation.
717: To Change a Changeling -Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept their new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.
718: Daring Done -When Rainbow Dash's favorite author, A.K. Yearling, announces her retirement, Dash convinces Pinkie Pie to go on a quest to find out if the book on Daring Do really will be closed forever.
719: It Isn't the Mane Thing About You -When Rarity's shampoo is accidentally switched with Zecora's magical remover potion, she does everything she can to fix her devastated mane in time for an upcoming photo shoot.
720: A Health of Information -While helping Fluttershy gather supplies, Zecora comes down with a terrible disease called Swamp Fever; even though a cure has not been discovered, Fluttershy makes it her mission to heal Zecora no matter what it takes.
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
721: Marks and Recreation -Wanting to help as many blank flanks as possible, the CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but are surprised when one of their campers doesn't want a cutie mark.
722: Once Upon a Zeppelin -Twilight is torn when she discovers the cruise she and her family are on is a themed vacation experience in which ponies have paid for the privilege of spending time with her, and she must please both her family and the cruise attendees.
723: Secrets and Pies -When Pinkie Pie thinks she see Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, she suspects the worst - that Rainbow Dash secretly hates her pies; Pinkie Pie attempts to catch Rainbow Dash in her web of lies.
724:Uncommon Bonds
725:Shadow Play, Part I
726:Shadow Play, Part II
i need more art of this fucking character get to work
>>30787563
Why would you want art of a faggot deer?
>>30787580
Because OP is huge faggot
>>30787580
Was about to ask this .
He's appealing to no one.
What will save /mlp/?
>>30787261
Fillies. Lots and lots of fillies.
>>30787261
A permaban on the funhating faggots who immediately shit on everything that isn't a general
Starlight Glimmer dying at the end of the movie
ok so, this is a genuine question I have to legit bronies.... okay so if you are dating/married/etc and your partner dresses as a pony (not like a full on suit but maybe a horn or wearing colors that indicate ' i am this pony ') would that count as clopping? or is clopping purely masturbation?
>>30787238
>dating/married
Where do you think you are?
>>30787238
The second option
>>30787251
ok so they are my characters, and my friend and I are doing an AU where one is a brony,,, so married.
Why do their concerts always have a fishy smell?
>>30787212
>no subject
>EQG
>not just EQG, but blender EQG
Quality thread. Anyways, to answer your question, the reason their concerts have a fishy smell is because they're a bunch of suspicious cunts who are always up to fishy, suspicious activities.
>>30787212
Because you touch yourself at night.
You suddenly teleport in Equestria appearing inside Fluttershy's cottage and this happens. What now?
>>30787106
Slap OP and call him a cuck as he wakes up.
>>30787110
You don't enjoy a sight of two ponies in love?
>>30787280
Not a surprise that you're retarded as well.
Are you /fit/ enough for your waifu, or are you currently a fat slob? Are you a poster child of the fat, neckbearded stereotype?
>>30787044
I'm a spoopy skeleton tbqh
I've never had any drive to get /fit/ because I'd have to heavily bulk to get any muscle at all
>>30787055
Better than being a lardass
>>30787055
Ohai, brother.
Spoopy pale skeleton here too.
Get in here, faggots.
>>30786896
don't tell me what to do.
>>30786911
You know you want too~
>>30786935
i know nothing of the sort.