Why is /mlp/ so stupid and irrational?
It's a board for grown men watching a childrens cartoon.
>>30801062
I'm going to cock vore you and feed your cum to my wife you faggot
Spike tries out for the hoofball team. What position does he play?
>>30800889
Benchwarmer.
Catcher
>>30800891
Why's that?
Lucky cleary is best pony
What cartoon?
>>30800819
File name
https://youtu.be/LWsm_IOMd30
>>30800860
isn't that the adventure time chinese bootleg? ^:)
It's been a while.
Yes it has.
>ywn be Boulder
>ywn be as cool as Boulder
>ywn be as smooth as Boulder
>ywn be as hardcore as Boulder
>ywn be as good at Camouflage as Boulder
>ywn be Maud's favorite rock
>Maud will always love Boulder more
>Maud would never stare at you for hours on end with those beautifully-dull, unblinking goo-goo eyes
>Maud would never carry you around as her one true companion
>Ywn be a 2000+ year old piece of magnesium-rich basalt
Why even live?
>>30800776
Wrong goddamn pic
Visiting New Zealand and came across a local leather worker that is making MLP inspired purses! I thought I would share. Anyone else come across similar things? deadlyponies.com/news/discover/
>>30800531
Are they weatherproof and how big are they?
It looks like ruskies are going to air S7 since September 1 and the schedule says they'll air 2 episodes per day every single day. If nobody stops them, they might get the entire season on September 13.
And this time it's much worse than leafs or aussies because Russian dub is fucking disgusting.
Wait, russians have electricity and tvs? Since when?
>>30800411
Surely some russian anon would be able to get the English version?
Do dragons eat gems, or just minerals in general? Because I never really thought of the castle as being made of gems.
As in "Flight of dragons", my headcanon is that dragons eat gems and rocks so that they act as flint to ignite the gas in their stomach
I wonder what they shit.
>>30800334
I remember that being part of mythology on dragons in some old documentary I watched years ago.
But thinking of it now
>dragons use muscle contractions to strike the stones together
>Ember practices kegels
And it all leads back to lewd.
>"Anon."
>>30800310
WHO SHIT ON MY RUG?!
>>30800314
>>30800314
"WHERE ARE THE PONIES, LEBOWSKI!? WE WANT THE PONIES, LEBOWSKI!!"
So now that the NDA for even fucking Half-Life is up, relatively-speaking how long do you think until Faust is allowed to finally share the scrapped Pitch-Bible plot she had planned before S3 torched it with her job?
What would you hope to hear be true about said plot?
>>30800281
Ever since I heard about her plans for caribou vikings, I've wanted them in the show.
That really shouldn't require any retconning.
Shes not going to. If she was going to do it then she would have done it years ago.
>>30800281
>thought you were lying about half-life but just saw the /v/ sticky
Glimmer will dominate the earth
>>30800134
Gas all Glimmerfags
>>30800134
not a chance.
>>30800142
*BrrRRRAAAaaaAAPPPfftt*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMCwYdTJ_PE
>>30800001
because i am.
>>30800006
dayum
I'm here because I got no fucking choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAUGDkfjCRs
This is, excuse me, a DARN good cup of coffee
>>30799794
Spike is a nigger.
>>30799794
>marshmallow in coffee
wat?
>>30799794
Don't you mean a darn good cup of Joe?
>100% of all Glimmerfags dumped their previous waifu for Starlight
Proves it, Glimmertards are all degenerates.
Newfags: lurk more.
>>30799584
So?
>>30799584
There aren't that many actual glimmerfags, the vast majority are shitposters
>>30799584
you are right
Post irritated ponies
post happy and loving ponies.
>>30799575
HEY WHAT’S UP GUYS IT’S SCARCE HERE
>>30799581
are you lost?
>mudponies
>>30799564
Why do they even bother?
>>30799564
I mostly like unicorns, but I like Cherry Berry.