Are girls destroying MLP? The show could be a lot more exciting and mature. It doesn't need to have blood or swearing, but the world and characters could at least have more depth then just rainbows and unicorns.
Why are girls so fucking stupid, they dont care about story telling, drama, or character development. All they give a flying fuck about is seeing bright ponies on screen and buying toys.
Haha, yes, women are inferior.
>>>/r9k/
>>30805926
Actually it does need blood and swearing. Faggot boy.
>>30805926
neat.
Do you guys have fun on /mlp/?
Pretty much every other post i see while scrolling through the threads here make me laugh my ass off.
I love this place's sense of humour.also pls no bully im on the road working right now and i like to phonepost on the go
>>30805718
You'd have to to spend 6 hours a day here.
>>30805718
tons.
>>30805718
There's a lot of cynicism here which is to be expected on an anonymous imageboard, but a lot of good wholesome fun and camaraderie too. Overall a good time.
You best start believin' in ghost stories, Miss Sparkle
>>30805568
whatever to say, fizzlepop
>>30805568
Get this girly shit off my screen. Can't believe a dragon skeleton was canned in favor of more purple and pink.
>>30805582
FUCK YOU
Time to choose /mlp/
Left or Right?
Indifferent. Left is cute, right is funny.
>>30805372
f-fuck
Now that I've seen the alternative, I take it all back.
Oh my god are you guys really that upset over a fucking pufferfish? 99% of audiences don't give a shit about something as minuscule as that and the ones that do are autistic beyond belief.
Go outside and get some fresh air: Spike will be ok.
Is she the new Nyx, /mlp/?
>>30805310
I mean, her description is even BETTER than Nyx, I love her "flaws";
>>30805310
no.
>>30805310
How long until he draws porn of her and uploads it to ED?
Are there any unanswered questions,continuity implications, or other juicy fan theory fodder the show has yet to be acknowledge?
>>30805291
the well is dry.
>>30805291
Zecora's Homeland
Saddle Arabian Horse Society
Still waiting to know where the hell Celestia and Luna came from, and who was handling the sun and moon before them.
Corporate Jews at Hasbro, as usual, changed shit that we THE FANS wanted for lame shit that panders to normalfags.
FUCK ANYONE who supports this dumb movie and FUCK the Hasdrones.
>>30805189
ok joe.
>>30805189
>trying this hard
mate everyone knows this board is full of autists, you don't have to trollpost like this to make it look bad
>>30805198
Shut up Hasdrone
>fanfic uses buck instead of fuck
inb4 >fanfic
>>30805107
>inb4
>>30805107
>inb4ing as OP
>>30805107
>anon works at sweet apple acres or sugarcube corner
>AJ's accent is overly done
>"mah" "alraght" "yeehaw" "appul" etc
>anon has some angsty backstory about earth
>all the ponies instantly want sum hmd (unless it's a shameless smut story)
>Twilight speaks in only science talk
>bonus points if the writer is just making it up and has no idea on what he's talking about
>anon's waifu is receptive to his advances immediately and loves him
>all the ponies find anon's sarcasm and douche-ness charming and endearing
>Glim Glam is the story's everyman
>[unfinished] with no update for 3+ months
>dresses dresses dresses dresses dresses dresses dresses
>darling darling darling darling darling darling darling darlingdining
>rarara makes anon clothes
>this is especially mentioned in the story when anon's attire is described
These are just a few. Usually one or two isn't so bad, especially if it's good otherwise.
Did someone say robo-pones?
>>30804804
no one said robo-pones.
>>30804939
ROBO-PONES.
>>30804995
ok.
There are absolutely zero episodes from season 1 that are as good as either of these season 7 episodes. Try to prove me wrongyou can't.
>>30804763
Winter Wrap Up is infinitely better than any of this overrated drek
>>30804770
>winter wrap up
>good
No, the episode was painfully generic beyond a nice song. Oh gee, Twilight fails at things that she obviously would be bad at. Oh man, we find out she is good at the thing we already knew she was good at. Nothing interesting came out of that episode besides the song.
>>30804770
This mediocre episode is literally the only liked because of the song. There were thousands of better ways to showcase Twilight's leadership skills.
Instead, they went with deus ex machina where at the last moment we SUDDENLY find out that everypony actually can't get the job done and couldn't for several years already, an odd fact that is so convenient for Twilight at the third act but was never mentioned before.
If any new episode pulled such a deus ex machina, you would be screaming how it's shit and the worst thing ever. But this, you're willing to forgive. Why do you have these double standards anon?
This is your edgelord today
>>30804429
So this thing was from that early draft sent to Sony that got scrapped, and eventually got recycled into Tempest? Looks pretty cool.
>>30804429
Thats some D&D horse, I like it.
>>30804429
That fucking suit is legend
Especially the 2nd one
out of context thread?
>>30804339
no.
Out of context enough for you?
Your least favorite pony has fallen deeply in love with you, and will stop at nothing to please you. To do this, she acquires a spell that can make you cum anytime,anywhere whenever she wants. How do you stop the absolute madmare?
>>30804131
>Stop her
Good one, OP.
And it's too bad she has this power, I'm not likely to fall in love with her when I keep getting the milk for free.
>>30804131
tell her that everytime she forces me to cum i hate her a little more.
That'd make me her slave and I'd be forced to obey her every whims, which is my fetish
So, I'd try to make her stop at first but then I'd fall in love with her, I guess
If she loves me so much then I don't see why I'd want to fight it
And even tho I hate her, I know that she'd be a great mother to our foals
And she's kind of manipulative so she'd know how to easily make me kneel and play with me likea damn fiddle
>She uses her magic to make me blow a load whenever she calls me darling
>It didn't take her a week to condition me like some attack dog, getting hard the second I hear her voice, already dripping with need and anticipating the releasing word
"Rarity, please, don't--"
>"Now, now, darling~,"
>I groan, partly in annoyance from the fact that I'll have to walk home with wet underwear
>but mostly because of that liberating orgasm
>I can't even normally masturbate anymore, and I haven't seen her in three days
>"I know that our relationship has been relatively bumpy--"
"We're not in a relationship!"
>I blurt out without even thinking
>and I regret it the second I see her displeased expression
>"Are we not?"
>Fuck
>Maybe I should try to run--
>"Oh... Darling~,"
>My eyes shoots open as I feel cum rushing out of my wilting shaft
>And my knees lose all strength, making me fall unceremoniously to the ground
>It's not so much a cumshot as it is simply dribbling out, oozing out
>She never made me cum twice before, I wasn't even hard!
>This isn't fair
>My eyes shoot up from my kneeling position as I see her slowly make her way towards me, her muzzle stopping a foot away from my face
>And her triumphant smirk makes my heart skip a beat
>"I know you're just playing hard to get, and I simply love it!"
>She leans forward and give my lips a peck
>I don't have the strength or the presence of mind to try and dodge it
>I'm not sure if I want to dodge it anyway
I wanna be one of you! Accept me into your hoves!
>>30804092
no.
>>30804092
>hoves
>>30804099
Why???? I love you.
What will you get Dashie for Christmas this year
>>30804074
absolutely nothing.
>>30804074
A jar of boiled cum.
>>30804074
>tfw my request was drawn twice