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>>28479439
Things you should know about before writing clop:
Vhatug’s tips for anatomically correct clop and squash soup:
http://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f

http://www.literotica.com/s/erotic-synonyms (Because using dick, balls, and pussy just isn’t enough to get the reader off. Remember, the reader cums first.)
Had to. Puns are awesome.

Things you should know about writing:
Clever’s Tips on How to Write Short Stories: http://pastebin.com/GGBkxi7e
How to into writing: http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
Writing rules from Navarone: http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Ezn’s Guite to writing Fanfiction: http://eznguide.neocities.org/
Writing Book for beginners: https://mega.co.nz/#F!pwo21SKA!dljqCUmOhkwLX3x9_ApEgQ
Help for creating OC characters: http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ocguide/

A few authors from different threads should you seek inspiration from their stories:
Flutterrape general’s writers: http://pastebin.com/eG8iY7Wy
Active AiE general writers: http://pastebin.com/mVG33ERX
PiE general’s writers: http://pastebin.com/Mgd0QuNy

>“How do I cure my writer’s block?”
Magic.
>“FUCK YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION!”
There’s no one way to cure it, but, if you can’t write, you may as well read stories. There’s more to writing than writing; there’s reading too, and that helps. Check some of the links above.
Try the following (keep in mind this won’t work for everyone):
-Figure out when it’s the best time for you to write.
-Fap then write*.
-Write anyway, and allow yourself to write shitty stories. More often than not, the block is the fear of it being bad. That’s what editing is for.
-Seriously, drink coffee. It’s a writer’s best friend.
-Listen to music while writing.

*Unless you’re writing clop, then listen to your boner.

>>28479444
Lol trips

Here’s some new stuff that didn’t fit in the second post.

A couple writing podcasts:
http://www.writingexcuses.com/
http://typehammer.com/podcast/

An archive of how to write pretty much anything:
https://curiosityquills.com/limyaael/

An idea generator:
http://writers-den.pantomimepony.co.uk/writers-first-lines.php

A worldbuilding forum:
http://worldbuilding.stackexchange.com/

Oh boy do I love bumping my own fucking thread. Tell me, anons, do you like to write on a set schedule, or do you wait until you're feeling right? Do you try to induce inspiration, if the latter? What kind of writing environment do you most prefer?

As I recall, there was someone in the last thread who was looking for a critique before it went down.

>>28435975
Sauce?

>>28437493
>first one of this thread?

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>>28435975

>Dash will never take a huge shit and make you clean it up

>you will never smell the stench of dash's putrid steaming shit on your carpet

>you will never wipe the diarrhea running down her legs

>your nostrils will never be clogged with the stinging acidic stench of her farts

>you will never put your mouth on her anus and let her go diarrhea in your mouth so there's less mess to clean up

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>>28781308

>>28781308
rigged

>>28781308
/mlp/ is never right.

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Best NMN costume of the forever

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>>28780571

>>28780581
HHHNNNG

DUDE

>>28780426
LMAO

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>>28780386
She's a cute hippy pone. If people are triggered by that I can only assume they met a stereotypical stoner in their life, had someone they know struggle with drug addiction and therefore demonize all drugs, or just are straight edge fags who can't stand the sight of someone having the right to do what drugs they please.

Either that or they think she's just a walking meme and that she has little to no personality besides "Dude weed lmao"

Personally I think she's completely adorable. I kinda like the long haired hippy style instead of dreads though, but I'd smash ;).

She's been dead since episode 2.

>>28780284
Nightmare Moon is a cute horse, I want to take her helmet off and brush her mane.

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>>28780284

>>28780281
The Finale of S2 was the herald of the bad things to come.
No one cared to really focus on that much because of Changeling headcannon material and "muh singalongs", though.

>its a "the show lost its touch why is life shit" episode

Hidden.

>>28780307
I'm asking all the unhappy faggots who rattle on about ">watching the show after season 2", you illiterate sperg.

>>28780162
they should be teens like AJ was in her flashback.

>>28780191
Definitely. Based on everything about their current selves other than their physical size, I find it easy to say they are young teens. Maybe it's just a little longer until they become older teens, not in school and focusing solely on Career, like AJ was. Like they're 13-15 now, and AJ was 15-17 in the flashback. With how they sound, think, and act in seasons 5 and 6, I just can't believe they're any younger than 12 right now.

Shouldn't Spike be grown up, given that he has more physical possessions? These and other questions will not be asked because I doubt the people who wrote S7 even watched S2.

Oh, and OP because they're saving them for G5.

inb4 /pol/ gets butthurt

>>28779440
Look, I'm all up for diversity and I'll admit, I've jerk it to a good amount of burkahs in my time, but why do all these "diversity" pics have them with such ugly faces? Did Tumblrinas skip that day in art school or something? That's really my only problem with these.
That pic depicting each ad white, cis and straight gave them cute faces.
What the fuck, Tumblr?

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Makes me think that we need another crusade

I do admit it is eye cancer.

Would like default colors with spoopy skeletons and other halloween stuff though

>>28779343
Make a fucking effort you shit, you don't have to deal with these colors if you don't want to.

>>28779343
>can't into CSS
newfag

It's the shitting hour.

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>Crawls up to you slowly

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>>28779285
I can get behind this.

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>>28779251
Sombra just chilling these days. Why am I still playing? WHYYYY~ Anyways, best ways to get gems quick are gonna be grinding element shards, map hopping to grind Derpy, or the Minecraft game if your good enough at it. You can grind extra mine cart wheels by tapping random objects on the maps.

>>28779324
>Minecraft
It's impossible for me to go past 6k points on x2. 4k-6k interval is hell.

Also, now that I think about it, I haven't seen Derpy lately.

>>28779324
I like how big is king sombra, wearing his evil grin and playing around little ponies.

>>28779248
because that's way too fictional for someone to even write about.

>>28779248
im sure theres on in SiM

>>28779248
How comes there aren't any stories with Anon beating an alpha stallion and then cumming inside him?

FTFY

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>>28779139
i was not ready for this today

You have to eat all the xboxes.

>>28779139
>Bon Bon loves Lyra so much shes feeding her xbox
What did he mean by this?