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>>28670944
That image. Alliteration so strong it extends to the file type.

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>>28670944
reposting almost lewd greentext for fresh thread.
http://pastebin.com/BpKd2rcR

>page 8
Thank god this shit fetish is on its way out

>>28669998
Crosspostan familial love
>Be Anon in Incestquestria
>It's a magical land of magical talking pastel ponies who fuck their relatives
>Unfortunately for you this means they won't have sex with you.
>"It just feels weird."
>"Sorry Anon, it's not my fetish."
>"Yer like family ta me Anon, but only like. Ah hope this doesn't make things awkward 'tween us."
>"You're a cute guy, but what kind of role model would I be for Spike if I had sex outside my family? Maybe we can get my mom to adopt you? You can come along next time I go to Canterlot and ask her with me."

>>28670081
A more extreme version of the stallion ritual?
How many generations has this been going on?
Do the ponies have many genetic disorders?
Is Anon going to have to explain why genetic diversity is important?

>>28670350
>In incestquestria it is just like normal equestria because the ponies are all technically related to each other, just very distantly. Anon is literally the only creature in all Equestria that is not related to them and thus nor for sexual.

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I CAN'T BELIEVE CELESTIA IS FUCKING DEAD.

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>>28668484
It's about that time, ain't it.

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>>28668491
Just to reassure you, the Princess is not dead. It was a humorous intro into a song which seems to have been taken a bit too literally by one or two posters...

They feel like there are already enough eqg and fetish threads.

Extremely jealous

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>>28658231
some of them seem to be okay with it

>>28646068
yeah
I liked the one better tbqh

>>28646068
my theory is that the number of eye sparkles multiplay with new friends you make

>>28646068
wtf I hate Trixie now

>>28643865
>Starting the thread with the closest rule 5 violation pic of Vinyl there is.

Excellent.

>>28643865
>anthro
>>28644109
>shipping
DELETE THESE

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first for faggotry

I want to fug a bug

guy wanting to write gaming green here, age is set might just make them all 18 so there's no bitching. Now up is number of stallions and which ones besides Button.

Poll is for Anonpone's race

http://www.strawpoll.me/11411745

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>Be Anonymous.
>Be really emphasizing with Anakin Skywalker right now.
>”Eugh, Thand on mah ptongue.”
>That hurt.
>A lot.
>You rip off the burnt remains of your outfit.
>The back seems especially burned.
>You feel the itching sensation as your skin heals, and you limp over to the water.
>You dip your tongue into the water to rid it of sand, and fish downcurrent start fucking.
>Right…
>The aphrodisiac.
>Checking yourself for injuries, everything seems to be healing nicely except the—
>”AAAUUUGHR!”
>Arm.
>It’s snapped into place, so everything’s good.
>Looking around reveals nothing except a long beach and a forest of mangrove trees.
>There’s a faint presence, though.
>You frown as you change.
>Something’s off about this one.
>Before you have a chance to think over it further, you notice the presence is a lot closer than you thought.
>You panic a bit as you try to ‘un-demonify’ your appearance.
>Until the presence bursts through the foliage.
>It has a black, zebra shape, wings, and bright blue eyes.
>Atop its head is some sort of crooked cone shape.
>Is this perhaps a Changeling?
“Oh, hello! What is a mare like you doing out here?”
>He takes the cone off the top of his electric blue mane, which just appears to be some sort of hat.
“My name is Spark, Grounded Spark. And I must say, you are maybe one of the most beautiful mares I’ve ever seen.”
>This is weirding you out.
>Sure he feels DESIRE…
>But it’s tiny!
>And those words just now…
>He wasn’t even trying to get in your pants, that was he meant from the very core of his soul.
>”Oh, thank you, Spark. My name is Anonymous.”
>Telling him your name will have no consequence.
>Very few people actually know it, and they’re pretty far away.
>Plus, you’d be caught in a lie if you didn’t respond to the pseudonym.
>He walks closer and you spot a lightning bolt emblazoned on his flanks.
>That could be important.
>You sneak a look at your left flank…

>>28623776
>Horsedick.
>And right seems to be a horsepussy.
>You cover them with your vermillion wings and change them to theater masks.
>You’re pretty glad you had a chance to change.
>If he had seen them, it might as well have been as if you’d reverted back to your demonic form.
>You’re pretty sure the pointy teeth, curved back horns, black sclera and snake pupils would have given poor Spark a heart attack.
>But as Anonymous, the mare with a messy black mane and perfectly preened wings, he couldn’t suspect a thing.
>And now to give him a sob story.
>You rub your fetlock against your eyes.
>”It’s so nice to meet someone nice after the shipwreck…I was lucky to have been blown away before the waterspout hit…”
“Oh, you poor thing! Follow me, I can bring you to the growing town I’m working in.”
>”Thank you very much. Can you tell me about it?”
>Both of you hopped into the mangrove jungle and took care not to trip over the roots.
“Well, it’s still growing, but about 200,000 ponies live there already.”
>You almost tripped, but a flap of your wings brings you back to your hooves.
>That’s practically a city!
“I’m pretty much in charge of leyline setting, so everyone has power. I’m covering for my friend, Trailblazer.”
>You look around and notice little flags nestled between the roots behind you.
>So they have power.
“It’s okay though, I’m way ahead of Leaky Faucet, who needs to set the pipes for us.”
>”I’d like you to lay my pipes.”
>You blurt that out without thinking.
>Shit.
“What?”
>He turns around.
>”I said ‘I’d like you to tell me more.’”
“Oh, sure!”
>He hops and flaps over a fallen tree and you follow.
“We just finished construction of our first twenty-story building, and we’re still going strong. Of course, we may have more earth ponies than anypony else, but we still have about forty-thousand unicorns!”
>Wait, those beings that Rusty said could also use magic?

>>28623792
>You thought you were special!
>He looks at you.
“But there’s only a couple thousands of us pegasi. It’s nice to see we’ll have one more joining us. Too bad your cutie mark isn’t related to weather, we’re a bit short on weather ponies. Doesn’t help that the clouds around here are a bit more feral…”
>Wait, does that mean they can control the weather?
“Of course, the hard work we put into the town is only a part of why it grew so quickly in only twenty-five years. We’re south of Baltimare, and on the prime location for trade between the minotaur tribes of the south, swamp pony nomads of the west, and the dragons across the sea. We give Equestrian gems to the dragons, who give us precious metals, which we trade a portion to the minotaurs, who give us crafted materials, which we give to the swamp ponies, who pass on herbs and medicines.”
>Wew, that exposition.
>And why does ‘Baltimare’ seem like a bad pun of Baltimore?
>But that doesn’t seem like a solid reason to insist on building somewhere where those from this ‘Baltimare’ would only need to travel a bit farther to accomplish the same goal.
>And even then, 200,000?
>”That seems like a great idea, but is there anything more than trade for why there’s such quick growth?”
>Spark nods and smiles.
“You’re pretty sharp! Yeah, some ponies a few years back discovered that there was a high chance of there being high-purity mithril and adamantium veins in the swamp nearby. We’ve found a few small veins while digging the infrastructure, but nothing enough to explain the massive thaumaturgical readings.”
>Mithril and Adamantium?
>“What’re those?”
“Oh, you don’t know? Well, you know how gold is used to conduct mana and works fantastically as a conduit for glyphs and runes?”
>You know too well.

>>28585816
would you have a drink with apple bloom? i would
would you accidentally untie her shirt?

Nsfw
https://derpibooru.org/1264342

>>28569216
Can we get an nsfw of the nsfw?

>>28569351
Seconding this.

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"Brandy, call 911."
>You wait with the foals in the park until the authorities arrive comforting the kids as much as you can as they wait with you.
>The EMTs load an unconscious Ivory Shine into a running ambulance. As Ivory is being tended to the police take the children away and confront you.
>"Good evening sir, I believe that you were the one who called this in."
"Yes officer."
>The police officer's assault rifle swings back and forth as the police pony stares you down through his dark visor.
>"Can I get your name Sir?"
"Y-yes, it's Cold File."
>"Alright, and may I ask what you were doing out here this evening? Do you know this mare?"

What do you do?

>>28566072
Taking an evening stroll. The mare I think we used to know a long time ago in high school.

>>28566072
I feel like it would of been smarter to just keep walking but now that we are in this we might as well tell them that we were out for a jog. And found her like this. The foals found her before we did and we wouldn't of even known she was there had they not pointed her out.

>>28556040
Want to write for the thread, but don't have any ideas? Take your pick from these:

>A history lesson with Cheerille that turns very lewd, very slowly.
>A very insecure Rainbow Dash challenges you, the male coach of the soccer team, to a game of soccer. If she wins, you have to let her play on the boy's team. If you win, she'll do something unspecified for you.
>You find a teenage Scootaloo out on the streets, begging passerbys for spare change or food. You strike up a relationship with her after taking pity on her, and taking her out for ice cream
>In order to raise some cash for a fundraiser, you decide to auction yourself off as a male prostitute to the highest bidder. Right as you're about to be sold off to a mare, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon show up, and place a bid higher than all the others. You're carted off with them, wondering how exactly you're going to come out of this with a sound mind.
>Anon giving instructions to ponies on how to molest foals, maybe it's a mother/son, father/daughter, or what have you that turns into a hands on demonstration
>Anon is an edgy teenager who is adopted into a family with two perverted sisters
>Teenager Eris, doing sexy, yet chaotic things to you in the bedroom. Would midly annoy you while turning you on.

>>28556557

Kill me.

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Norman x Shimmer pls

>>28553366
Jevi Machinger

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Kinda surprised the end of last thread had a few stories.
Good work whoever that was!