>You will never be able to buy a Earth pony slave and make her work for you
>>30944445
humans have been doing that since the dawn of time.
>>30944458
Not africans or native Americans
>>30944527
i said humans
What's not to love about Celestia?
>Very rich and powerful
>Wise and caring beyond her years
>Witty, has that dry sense of humor everyone loves
>Is fun to talk to
>Has an awesome rack in human form, and gives the best titjobs
>Is a sex goddess under the sheets
>etc.
Must I go on?
>>30944236
>Very rich
[citation needed]
>>30944237
she is the princess, shouldn't she be able to control all finances in the land?
>>30944241
It doesn't mean the money is hers
>Pony movie comes out
>Hasbro pulls a "Transformers: The Movie"
>Kills off all the mane cast in the first twenty minutes in order to launch a fresh line of pony toys with brand new characters
>Traumatized bronies exit theaters with deep psychological scars all across the nation.
>Massive class-action suit brought against Hasbro
>Company declares bankruptcy and is dissolved
>No more ponies, ever
>Filly Funtasia finally airs in 2019
Prove me wrong! You can't!
99% of the movies plot is already spoilered.
>>30944094
The movie was already spoiled. It's shit. Uncreative plotline with generic characterisation and adventure that was contrived by Celestia and doesn't make any sense. Only thing worth of looking after is Rarity getting BLACKED.
How do get HIM? to review S1 vs S1's executive mandates and then get him to comment on the current state of the cartoon show such as Glimmer and the fact an executive took over and rewrote every script since seasons 2-7, Equestria Girls and The Movie?
I mean as a past reviewer who actually enjoyed going in depth about a movie's production and behind the scenes he should be all over this. We have the bible leaks, we have the all but confirmed lunatic executive who blatantly says he enjoys his self insert Poochie and he personally wrote the movie. All we need is a video of the executive saying he's a faggot and our lives are complete.
I wonder if AVGN would be more interested. They could come back by both doing a lenghty 13 episode mix review. C'mon I'm not day dreaming too hard, I'm not asking for the impossible. They can do, they just don't want to.
>>30943789
He's probably waiting for the generation to fucking die already so he can review it in full. It'll be his magnum opus.
I need this picture with Hitler.
>>30943806
The nostalgia is too much. Ponies could have been as big as Minecraft and Bitcoin. Instead it's as popular as Pokemon Go, now.
Is this accurate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5h7y4K6Gro
>>30943419
yee
im a samefag and this is my bump
This except Rarity crashes into the twin towers
>>30942374
bump im fucking mad this isn't a thing and i have no talent to make it
>>30942374
>>30942467
>SUCH AN ORIGINAL AND FUNNY IDEA OP
>HOLY SHIT CAN SOMEBODY WITH BASIC EDITING TOOLS MAKE THIS SHITEY THING A VIDEO?
>PLEASE I'D LOVE TO SEE IT BECAUSE I AM ALSO 15
>>30942374
this is a thing and I have a Image of it, but fuck you this is a shit thread and the interest in this meme is done.
>tfw high school grills are taller than you
>>30942120
tfwywn have a tall, empowering 16 year old waifu
>>30942120
>tfw 7' irl
Like fuck anything in MLP is going to be taller than me.
>>30942120
These girls are BIGG
Holy shit guys, Apple Bloom is becoming an alicorn.
>>30941574
that's lady gaga ,you dip.
>>30941577
>same color
>same pink bow
>not apple bloom
Its obviously her.
>>30941577
Lady Gaga was too expensive, so we're stuck with Sia.
Pone and colourful human alike.
If you've got any pixel-based art you feel like posting, share it here.
>>30941434
I feel like posting randumb's pixel art is cheating, but damn is it good.
>>30941434
how do you even pixel art? got any guides for beginners or should I mosey on down to the draw threads?
faces of /mlp/ thread
i'll start
>>30941175
Post Nyx on your twitter
>>30941175
Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>>30941175
P-proofs?
Don't drop her.
>>30940869
Just noticed something interesting.
The first MLP Movie trailer has taken 2 months to get to 2.3 million views. But the second trailer took just a day to get to 1.5 million.
What's up with that?
>>30940847
People are aware that it's a thing now and are following it
>>30940847
Sweetie Belle is playing with her bots around the net
let her play and see what happens in the end
>>30940847
>this close to release date
Hasbro paid upvote bots for more exposure.
>When someone posts a flitter CV thread
>>30940541
You are grounded mister
>>30940541
Report immediately for reeducation.
>>30940541
LOL COCK VORE HORSE
>it's your birthday
>put https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG-UHncSYMw on
>realize they are not real and will never sing happy birthday for you
>trynottocrycryalot.wav
>commit suicide
So how many birthdays will be like this from now on?
>>30940025
Lurk more faggot.
So /mlp/, are you going to pirate the movie or enable writing on par with a 10 year old's?
>>30940003
Yes. To both.
>>30940003
I'm going to support the movie, sorry Vogelfag.
>>30940003
I'm only going if the local theater has the special shit for customers, i.e the popcorn buckets and soda caps. I'm willing to risk spaghetti for that.
Otherwise I'll pirate it. I mean, I'd pirate it anyway even I did see it in theaters, just because you can't replace solitary comfiness and there's bound to be a crying baby or loud sperg in the audience.