What would each of the mane six be like drunk?
Get the fuck out, NDT
Twilight Sparkle: Would seize onto some inconsequential detail of the groups conversation and launch into a long, scholastic diatribe on the geopolitical ramifications of it, with many random tangents into peripherally related issues.
Rarity: Recalls something mean somepony said about one of her designs and gets angry about it, followed by getting weepy and ordering more booze.
Pinkie Pie: Becomes progressively more flirty and "hoofsy" the drinker she gets. Randomly approaches strange stallions in the bar and makes lewd suggestions to them.
Applejack: Tries to pick a fight with Rainbow Dash, but continues drinking until she has to be carried home.
Fluttershy: Seizes the karaoke machine's microphone and begins singing, even though the machine isn't even turned on.
Rainbow Dash: Refuses to fight Applejack and buys her more cider so she'll shut up, and tries to rein in the shenanigans of her friends, but winds up distracted by the game on television.
>>29010856
>Pinkie Pie
But that's how Rarity would act.
Hey you guys so after finishing all of MLP and EQG I have decided to try my hand at making content for this fandom. Now without any shred of irony at my own autism I am making a parody show. You know cause no ones ever done one before..right?
So yeah I'm holding auditions now if anyone wants to join in! Or if you are an editor who doesnt wanna VA but instead help out behind the scenes thats always cool too!
Lets see how far I get this off the ground before utterly drowning my self in fan fiction and OCs
http://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/members/AjChoady/casting-call/My-Little-Pony-Friendship-is-Pandering/
https://www.castingcall.club/projects/my-little-pony-friendship-is-pandering
Both sites holding auditions up to you which one you'd like to use.
bump to see where this goes..
This can only end.
>die
>wake up in Equestria
>ask for your waifu's house
>the pony that opens the doors claims that she's her granddaughter and that your waifu died decades ago
>what do?
>>29010377
i kidnap that faggot and take her to my basement where i force her to dress up as my waifu and fuck her while crying
>>29010377
now I'm sad
>>29010377
I'd just live. Same as before, but without the romantic hope.
>The police are taking you and Trixie into custody
>"Do not worry Ahnon, Trixie has plan. There is smoke grenade in back pocket. Activate it, and Trixie will use confusion to incapacitate American pigs"
What will you do?
>>29010372
Wonder when Trixie became KGB agent.
>>29010372
Kill the pigs and take their gear.
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>rape
>>29010152
I can already tell this thread will be dumber than the time the board pretended to be girls.
>>29010152
>TFW this thread is still better than a Sunset Shimmer thread
Thoughts on Apple Horse?
>>29010033
She is very apple.
>>29010033
ipple
>>29010033
I want to clean her sweaty body with my tongue
Hey, /mlp/. If a random girl suddenly walked up to you and told you that she is your waifu in human form and that she needs your help to get back to Equestria and become a pony again, what would you do?
>>29009785
She's have to prove she's her first.
And if she is, then >rape, and only then i'll try to help her
>>29009785
She'd be SOL because I've long given up on 3d.
>>29009785
Take her back to Equestria and fuck her there.
Any good anon dies or suicides in equestria?
>>29009512
Sure.
>You, Anon, go to Equestria
>Realize ponies don't have genitals.
>You kill yourself.
>>29009527
they still have mouths don't they?
>>29009843
>Realize ponies don't have mouths
>You kill yourself
Will they finally patch things up and become more than friends again in the shorts?
Possibly. It wouldn't be hard to imagine since she's like a seer but with emotions. Or her powers are going to just keep her even more distant.
>>29009337
Around the time Half life 3 gets released and we all lose our virginity.So never.
Should she voice Vinyl?
>>29009285
She cant
She doesn't want to.
Most of the fandom like Vinyl Mute
Hasbro likes it that way too.
Shit thread.
>>29009285
I would be speechless, like Vinyl.
>>29009292
Not the point
Fuck off back to whatever general you crawled out from
Was Star Swirl redpilled?
>>29009020
he was just a wannabe friendshipper who couldnt actually do anything and had nothing except for a reputation which was upheld by the princesses because he fucked them
and now even his reputation was btfo by twilight
>>29009043
Not to mention his assistant actually played a much more significant role in the lore than he ever did. She literally saved pones from extinction and helped found Equestria itself.
>>29009020
Starswirl was a goddamn moron who just got lucky a ton of times. Of course, only his apprentice, Anon, knows about that.
>You will never adopt a little filly in need of love
>You will never raise her
>You will never help her with her homework when she struggles in school
>You will never cook her nice meals
>You will never snuggle her while watching tv
>She will never get scared in the middle of the night
>She will never come to your room, asking to sleep in your bed with you
>You will never cuddle her all night long, making her feel safe and protected knowing she finally has someone who loves her
>>29008976
Life is agony
>>29008976
I read that as 'you will never cock her nice meals'
The pain is all too real.
>>29008976
i bought one of those bigass rainbow dash plushies and i do basically all these things with her and much more. its actually really nice once you get over the first few times when you feel like a total autist talking to a plush
A I the only one who wants to cum all over AJ's face?
>>29008674
>Cumming outside the pone
Fucking faggot
>>29008674
Only in her EQG counterpart.
>>29008674
Yes
Would you ?
>>29008598
>no hooves
>ugly niggers
>would you?
well, technically, nah
>>29008598
Why do there noses and cheeks look so shiny?
>>29008598
Politically incorrect delete this.
I hate her
>>29008516
same
still do after 3+ years.