He was so lucky
Reminder that he cried and begged Amuro not to kuck him.
Rankafags still in denial, but he fucked Sheryl.
You don't dress like that without being insanely confident about your chances.
>at first he didn't look very comfortable around her
>all of a sudden he's super happy about, they're an official couple and they even go on a date
Lucky son of a bitch got all the snu snu.
Either Ozma or Michael would have been a better protagonist, and they got laid constantly.
that reminds me this guy got laid but kou is a top kek beta carrot
D boy got some when he was braindead, it was so good he became lucid again but one has to question if Aki raped him.
Might've even gotten laid twice, depending on what Minmay was doing in his house.
the reason he became so edgy is cause he can't fuck his woman anymore
He'd definitely get laid in this.
She was enslaved, she didn't choose her job.
Puru12 was about 10 or 12.
Marida is like 24?
About 12 years of good dicking.
Let's average about 3 per day to account for loss days due to health, regulars or gangbangs... 13,140...
Let's say about 10,000 dicks.
You can argue that it wasn't completely unintentional, as I've seen many people do.
You can also say it was almost as bad, as I would. It didn't come close to the lows of Vavrave, but it was very similar in how I liked how bad it was.
If anything should be argued as being deliberate in its camp and "please do not tske us seriously, it is just an anime" values, it's valvrave.
This being the show that delivers the memorable CALL ME MOSES line, it is certainly aware of how full of shit it is, and just rolls with it and works a melodramatic narrative into things.
>would gladly became someone else
She was born to be a killer and died a killer in battle, her stint at the brothel was just a tangent.
She wasn't rescued from the whore house to live a better life, but to continue her role as a weapon.
How gay do you wanna feel today /m/?
FUCK YOU FROZEN TEARDROP FUCK YOU FUCK STILL MAD
How many dicks do you think have been inside Marida? Lets assume she was found three days after the battle (which took place on January 17, 0089), so January 20, and was put to work that day she was found. So we'll take 19 days out of the first year. The average hooker can turn 4 to 8 Johns an evening, usually between 30 minutes to an hour. But Marida was younger at the time and implied by the woman who eventually owned her meant that there would be less customers than usual. Lets go with 3 then, just below the lowest daily average (We'll assume that there were repeat customers, but we'll count them as separate dicks since we can't determine exactly when or how often recurring customers happened). We also don't know how many of those had multiple men involved, either. There was also the surgery to remove her reproductive organs along with the many abortions she received. We'll take off 3 months for the operation & recovery and another month for the combined abortions. She was working for about 5 or 6 years before being found by Zimmerman, so there's at least 1 leap year. Surgery + abortions + first 19 days of January she wasn't working = 139 days she wasn't servicing dicks. So that's 678 dicks. Then for the remaining 5 years, 1095 dicks each year, so 5475 dicks + 1 leap year for 3 more dicks. Marida has had around 5475 dicks inside her, give or take a few hundred dicks. There might be thousands more if as she got older she became more desirable as her body became more mature. If that is the case and her last two & a half years she became an average hooker, then she would have had closer to 8890 dicks. Other factors that are unaccounted for are travel and workplace related renovations, which could take off several dozen or hundreds of dicks.
Can't remember if they fucked in SDF Macross but they definitely fucked in DYRL when the Macross finds them in the ancient city.
Just imagine how interesting would be your sex life after she'll get her medical treatment. She has great sexual experience so she knows how to make you feel good. And she's a Newtype, so you would feel even better.
Don't be mean about my waifu.
>almost Heisei 28
pls desu senpai
Keith was perfect.
>cute in a nerdy way
>witty and charming but not a smart-ass like Monsha
>a loyal and caring friend
>pilots a Mobile Suit (even if he's not ridiculously good at it like Kou)
Mora was perfect.
>smoking hot amazonian bod
>cute in a tomboyish and mature way at the same time
>has a really good head on her shoulders
>chief of a MS mechanic squad
Perfection deserves nothing short of perfection.
Meanwhile, look at Nina and Kou.
It'd be more like (average distance covered per thrust in inches) * (average thrust per session) * (sessions or 8890) / (63360) average distance covered per thrust is probably like 50-66% of 5.3 inches. No idea on the average thrusts though.
I remember the ending of Stardust when Kou saw Nina again. That face he had was the face of "Oh god this bitch is here"
Now on the main note
Though I do hope that Keith and Mora had a good long happy relationship and he was not killed in Zeta off screen or anything.
I thought they banged when he found her in the mountain research facility. Wasn't there a scene where they were talking back in her quarters? I recall him not having a shirt on. Or am I imagining remembering it that way.
you could calculate average thrust in a minute & just assume average time taken for job to be done. the thrust should be taken as from start, to end & back to start again; like a complete oscillation of a pendulum concept. but if you want to calculate the distance instead of thrust, just neglect the complete oscillation of a pendulum concept. one stroke forward = a distance; stroke backward = a distance again, crank out the math later. the thrust shouldn't based on the top speed or overdrive condition, make it like usual because things could bet rougher when the sex times goes by until blow was made, & this makes calculation more complicated. so another average assumptions have to be set as well. a hooker scope job was like within 45 min or a blow happens (basic package), got blown less than 45 mins & the hooker will turn to next customer. this is based on my research in my country, not sure other countries though. you could take, maybe average (30 mins * average thrust in a minute) & you get average thrust per person. 15 min taken out for, maybe foreplay or something? that was only assumption & you could assume 10 mins foreplay, 35 mins sex time; or any other average assumption. because sex is a stuff that have no standard like calculus, maths & physics (you know, basic unit, derivative unit, etc etc etc...), so globally average assumption should be taken.
if any case, presume Marida in static & make the average john as dynamic. or maybe average john was static & Marida as dynamic ... however sex is a lively things & involved both parties, you could make both in dynamic. but then another average assumption have to made again.
>even in your fantasy
If he wanted whores he'd be trying to fuck bitches in real life, desu senpai
>your fantasy is "unrealistic"
You don't say.
Your fantasy is boring. Even in fantasy you have to take the limp fish?
When I want to fuck I want to fuck. I want girls who can rock my world as I slam them into a wall. When Im done I want the room to look like a goddamn warzone.
Because that's fucking. And you're a pussy.
Not him, retard.
All you're doing is arguing why your favorite of Ice Cream is better and all others are shit.
Why are you so triggered that passive betas, as most of 4chan user base must be, would prefer passive virgins too as their ideal mate?
>not wanting a perfect waifu you can slowly train to be lewd
>not talking her first time slowly and then turning her into a semen demon infatuated with your cock
>instead wanting someone's used goods
I love how slutfags think fucking girls who put out all the time is alpha.
>fat whale triggered by slut-shaming
>pretending to be a "chad"
>Monday: Fucked in the Alt.
>Tuesday: Fucked in the Weiss.
>Wensday: Fucked in Bullet's quarters
>Thurday: Fucked in the The R-3/tried to get Aya in a threesome
>Friday: Fucked in the Valsione/tried to get Lune in a threesome
>Saturday: Fucked in the Cybuster/Thanks to Misaki ended up in La Gias. Fucked there too/Tried to start an orgy
>Sunday: Tried to fuck on the Hiryu until Kai told them to cut it out.