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HAPPENING
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STAR WARS IS HAPPENING
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NEW GOLDEN AGE OF SCI-FI ARMOR IS UPON US
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>>12454208
those troopers on the right - those helmets, my dick
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Man I'm really looking forward to the redlettermedia and Spoony reviews.

Is there even anyone apart from internet movie reviewers who still watches new blockbusters in this day and age?
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>>12454251

It's Star Wars

I'll see it-

I'll have a great time-

I'll complain about the plot-

wank to the spaceships-

-and generally enjoy myself.
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Anything from the Rebels/Republic side?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UY64GfyovE

There will be a Star Wars livestream in 2 hours, we should get a good look at Battlefront gameplay among other things.
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>>12454269
hahaha, fugg off, heretic
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>>12454303
Good god, do you never get tired of this decade-old meme?
Roleplaying as an inquisitor from 40k stopped being funny ages ago.
And yet here you are, calling everything sexy "heresy" and posting Fuklaw pictures like it's still 2008. You'd think only a teenager who just got into 40k would find this amusing but you must be at least in your early 20s, most likely in your early 30s.
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TIE fighters?!
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>>12454320
>TIEs are all painted black
>same old model decades later
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>>12454323

If they're not going to replace the Falcon, why replace the TIE? I mean we have decades-old fighter jets still in service in the real world.
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>>12454269
>implying Republic matters
Fuck off, scum
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There better be some fucking amazing space battles
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>>12454320
FOR YOU
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>>12454206
>>12454208
>shockmaster finally gets his time to shine
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>>12454327
TowWit, the F-16 is 41 years old. As is the Tornado and the Mig-31 (well, 40 years anyway) The B-52 is over 50.
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>>12454366

The Shockmaster created the Force.
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>>12454366
Who?
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>>12454461
Just google "shockmaster".
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>>12454206
>>12454208

Nice fanfiction, op.
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>>12454320
>>12454212
>>12454208
>>12454206
MUH FUCKING DICK.

DAT REVAN STYLE ARMOR

DAT STORMTROOPER LORD.

I KNOW IT'S GONNA SUCK BUT FUCK ALL IF I'M NOT HYPED.
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>>12454320
Thank got it's not the Star Wars: Rebels stumpy versions.
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>>12454206

how the hell is this mecha ?
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>>12454712
>What is AT-AT
>What is AT-ST
>What are X-Wings, Tie Fighters, and every variant.

Star Wars is /m/echa, Shut up.
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>>12454734
>answering troll
Heh, same as in Thunderbirds thread.
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>>12454712
There's alot of not-/m/ crap like DBZ creeping onto /m/ these days, but Star Wars? It's like the OG man
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bZUUfW6FvE

Stream is live.
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>>12454208
I really hope that's fake those blasters and flamethrowers with the white on them are ugly as sin and VERY un-Star Wars.
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>>12454835
Why are you on /m/ again?
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>>12454320
>>12454710
I don't MIND those... For early TIEs, but yeah later models need the longer panels.

>>12454835
The Stormtrooper Lord is amazing though.

>>12454871
Huh? I just think it needs less white and more black/gunmetal.
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>>12454880
That's what you get going for the Concept Artist whose name I forgot's aesthetic, his TIEs were stubby too,.
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>>12454884
McQuarrie. He's good, but over-reliance on his work almost devalues many other talented people who worked on Star Wars.
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>>12454908
McQuarrie, that was his name,
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>you realize now that the new Stormtrooper mask now combines a Hannya mask jaw
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The Stormtrooper lord has the look of a wannabe ninja, with the face shroud and the steel headband.
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>>12455000
You're entitled to your own opinion but I genuinely don't see it.
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>>12454986
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>>12454206
fuck i cant unsee the massive jaw on the stormtrooper helmets
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>>12455058
Good, massive jaws are manly. Like Stormtroopers.
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Reminder that Star Wars is already an anime.
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>>12455031
It's actually interesting how Vader's design basically began as "futuristic samurai".
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>>12454751
not Japanese so not /m/

>>>/co/
>>>/tv/
>>>/out/
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>>12455080
This really has no business looking as good as it does.
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>>12454278
On now.
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>>12455249
>>12455237
Star wars sword fighting was based on Samurai

Proving once and for all western nerds are obsessed with Japan even before anime was big in the west
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>>12455237
>comparing the Stormtrooper to an Ashigaru
Eh, that's a stretch.
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This conference is worse than E3. Just get on to the good stuff.
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>>12455307
This. I'm already bored.
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>>12455276
Stop falling for bait, you dipshit.
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The biggest applause so far has been for practical effects.
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>>12455080
>>12455267

What show?
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The desert in the trailer is not Tatooine, but some new planet

>>12455363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UY64GfyovE
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>Boring stupid shit unrelated to star wars
>humble bumble
Get this bint off stage
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>>12455368

No I mean what anime... one of those Sword Arts?
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That is a slick R2
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>>12455080

Fuck. What IS that?
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>>12455398
Shit
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The ball droid is a real thing and not CGI
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>>12455400
Got to admit, incredibly impressed.
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>Dat BB8
Fuck CG. This is amazing.
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>>12455408
Yeah. No idea how the head stays attached.
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>Rei
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I fucking hate J.J. Abrams so fucking much. Spoilers aren't going to kill anyone, and your stories suck. Nothing is going to happen if you give a brief synopsis of a character.
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>>12455426
TECHNOLOGY.
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Bringing in the new storm troopers.
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Bringing in classic cast members.
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>lightsaber-themed walking cane
B A D

A

S

S
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Man, these guys all seem like good friends still.

It's kinda nice.
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where da teaser at?
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The new trailer is slightly less boring. Still stand by what I said in >>12455439

He's taking a poor stand guarding so many details. Lucas was just as secretive over phantom menace, and when the cover was removed, it was revealed he had fucking nothing.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngElkyQ6Rhs

HERE IT IS
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>>12455468
no, autistic as fuck
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>>12455507
They're just teasers. Wait until May 1 and they'll throw up a full proper trailer.
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>>12455508
That TIE pilot armor is sweet as hell.

Kinda a shame it lost the box though.
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I must be psychic, couple of seconds before I clicked /m/ I imagine a star wars thread, with "HAPPENING".

...or really hiveminded, fuck

Rei confirmed for best Star Wars grill
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>>12455508
TY ANON
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>>12455509
He was an actor in the films. It's not autistic for him.
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>>12455509
He was a cast member on Star Wars.
Why not?
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>>12455508

>Chewie... we're home.
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>>12455508

Literally nostalgia bait the movie. That first shot is 1:1 from the first movie.

That's why I hate Abrams. He does the same thing he did with Star Trek. Build it all on nostalgia without any identity of it's own. I mean, that was the whole hook of Super 8.
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>>12455426
It's probably just a ball with a little motorized head on it.
Just move the head towards where you want to go, and the ball starts rolling. From then on, you just have to make sure the head doesn't fall off.
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>>12455549
>Literally nostalgia bait the movie.
Are you implying that's bad? Or have you fucking seen the movie itself already?

Jeez you people...
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>>12455557
that or magnets
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>>12455549
>nostalgia bait the movie
I'm totally ok with the nostalgia bait part and I'm willing to pay for it.
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>>12455575
>>12455591

Oh, sure it's nice for fans but these kinds of movies have no lasting appeal.
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>>12455549
Literally bait the post
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>>12455508
That makes me want to join this empire and terrorize innocent people.
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>>12455601
That's already a sizable step up from the prequels.
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>>12455508
It looks... not bad? Some of the CGI doesn't look very finished, though for a teaser that's acceptable but hopefully there will be a bit more dust and grime in the final product.

Some weird things though; the X-wing pilot's helmet doesn't fit very snugly (you can see it sliding), so at least it's nice that they have cockpit mockups and not just green boxes. I liked the hovering TIE, but I'm not sure I'm convinced on the stark white on the radiator panels.

The new Star Destroyer model looks very interesting though, with a split upper/lower hull section towards the fore and a more protected reactor.
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>>12455601
But have you seen the movie? Why are you bashing it already?
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>>12455620
same reason other people who haven't seen it either are hyping it, would be my guess
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I still think that forked lightsaber design is fugly as fuck.
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>>12455601
Uh huh. Keep saying that retard.
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>>12455626
Dunno, I haven't seen many people hyping it, to be honest.
One half is actively bashing it, while the other one has taken a moderately skeptical stance.
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>>12455640
I'm seeing quite some BASED ABRAMS on other boards.
Personally I'm not all that invested in the Star Wars movies anyway.
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>>12455508

Wow!
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>>12455648
liks to positive boards?
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>>12455658
UNF
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>>12455670

[wilhelm scream intensifies]
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WITH NO SURVIVORS
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>>12455426
>>12455408
>>12455400
https://www.ted.com/talks/peter_fankhauser_meet_rezero_the_dancing_ballbot?language=en
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>>12455682
I really liked this shot when I saw it in the trailer. It reminds you of the scale of these goddamn ships.
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>>12455709
I was slightly annoyed because re-entry would have wrecked it.
But it looks so damn sweet that I'm really not mad.
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>>12455720
Actually no, SDs are rated for atmospheric reentry, you knock one out of the space above a planet once in Rogue Squadron 2 and it crashed, and not only did it survive mostly in tact. a seemingly large amount of its crew survived AND was capable of launching its fighter and walker detachments.
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>>12455720
> because re-entry would have wrecked it.
Well, it's entirely possible that there are redundant mechanisms that allow a ship of that size to maintain some structural integrity and slow its descent, as we saw (terribly) in RoTS.

Furthermore, ISDs were capable of reentry, though by the time of the civil war, they (particularly ISD-IIs and Tector variants) had become much larger and less agile in atmosphere compared to earlier Venators, Acclamators, and Victory I and IIs.

What's interesting is that in that shot all the major Barbettes housing the larger turbolasers along the flanks of the ship have either been destroyed or salvaged, so this is likely an ISD that had crash-landed quite a long time ago.
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>>12455730
Here's a depiction of the battle in question.
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>Harrison Ford STILL pulls in the pussy at the age of 70whatever
Goddamn.
Respect.
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>>12454360
>J.J.
>amazing space battles
After JJ Trek's paltry showings, I'm not keeping my fingers crossed. At least this way I can still be pleasantly surprised.
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>>12455757
The cinematography in the trailer at least was an improvement.
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Huh, so this is interesting. The "new" Tie fighter has either reverse-facing blasters, or the bottom section of their sphere is a rotating turret.
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>>12455620

I'm not bashing it, I'm very sceptical. I didn't like Abrams previous movies and I'm just commenting on what I'm seeing. No need to get so butthurt over my posts.
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>>12455775
Probably a swivel turret. from the looks of it.
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>>12455782
It'd be interesting to see how dogfights go now that they can do this.

In other news, fatty star destroyer is love.
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>>12455757
I liked his star trek stuff, especially the first one (minus his ridiculous lens flare).. The second movie's problem was more with it's crap script.
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I can't watch the trailer without crying. I hate being a manchild.
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>>12455757

Hey man, both Star Trek movies were pretty good and the only thing that is keeping that franchise somewhat relevant. If you think any of those Star Trek movies after Wrath of Khan are good you're high.
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>>12455805
undiscovered country was a good movie.
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Please, give me Kyle
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>>12455648
>BASED ABRAMS
If I ever see this shit said in earnest I'm going to lynch someone.
That cunt ruined Star Trek beyond revival by popularizing it as a mindless action movie.
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>>12455814
And nothing of value was lost.
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>>12455817
That's it anon, I'm going to kill JJ Abrams before this movie can be completed.
You brought this upon yourself.
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>>12455827
Wait, wouldn't it be almost completed by now anyway and they're just doing the effects?
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>>12455790
I won't tell you you're wrong for enjoying them or anything, but they're painfully bare of ship-to-ship combat. Every engagement is either a villainous ubership slapping its dick on a puny Federation vessel and disabling it in seconds, or full bombardment of a crippled target. Nothing with any suspense to it.

>>12455805
>both Star Trek movies were pretty good
The first one was an enjoyable popcorn action movie with some retro Star Trek elements. Into Darkness was "let's continue this reboot series by copy-pasting every significant moment from any Star Trek media ever into one god awful mishmash" and was only watchable for the 'totally' unintentional love story between Kirk and Spock.

I won't argue that any film other than Wrath of Khan had much in the way of cinematic merit (though I personally enjoy Undiscovered Country), but in spite of WoK being an amazingly well made film we now have a generation of newfags shitting on it for not being flashy enough and not having Humperdick Bandersnatch.
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>>12455805
>into darkness
>good

are you fucking kidding me? 09 restored my faith in the franchise and ID took it right back.
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>>12455831
It's okay anon, I'll go back in time using a black hole or something.
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>>12455848
>09 restored my faith in the franchise
09 had the most ass backwards retarded plot I've seen in a big budget movie and they reduced all of the characters to action movie charicatures.
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BB8 for best droid
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>>12455837
people shit on wrath of khan now?

just... god damnit.
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>>12455760
I just have issues with the close zooms and shaky cam when I'd rather see what is happening without effects making it harder to visually process. Shit's counterintuitive, particularly since he frequently uses it with CGI - am I not supposed to see the actual quality or something?
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>>12455865
Yes people shit on popular things is this your first week on the internet or did you think your favorite films were somehow exempted from this habit in human nature?
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BB8 prop in action
http://www.polygon.com/2015/4/16/8431295/star-wars-the-force-awakens-bb-8-puppet-jj-abrams
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>>12455865
>Ricardo Montalban was too old, Cumberbatch was much more intimidating and believable as Khan
Repeat that a couple dozen times, add some complaints about all the boring conversations taking up time, and a handful of declarations that going allahu ackbar on Federation HQ is more cunning than anything Khan did in Wrath.
YouTube comments aren't exactly a forum for reasoned discussion, but they're a pretty good reflection of the average moviegoer.
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>>12455891
>let's put a robot head on a soccerball
A+ robot design, disney.
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>>12455900
>Actually reading youtube comments
Am I suppose to feel sorry, clearly this was your own fault to begin with.
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>>12455907
And Artoo is a garbage can with legs and a dome.
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>That new Imperial insignia

Why didn't they just keep the classic one?
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>>12455914
Reformation? I mean Germany went through four different flags and insignia just last century, five if you count East Germany.
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>>12455912
That's 3 more parts than the soccerball.
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>>12455914
Well, it's an Empire with an emperor that died 30 years ago, something drastic has obviously changed.
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>>12455928
And less adorable, seriously BB8 is adorable, like a Haro or something, I would totally buy my kid one if I actually had a kid.
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>tfw no Kyle Katarn
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This was my favorite part of MGS2
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>>12455933
Do you think that kids with down syndome are adorable too?

Also Haro was trash.
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so moe
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>>12455943
Someone's prissy today. And if i helps any, Artoo is still cooler, but BB is more adorable, they fill different niches.
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>>12455940

Oreo themed TIE-fighters.
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>>12455948
No.
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>>12455805
>Into Darkness
>Good

the only part remotely enjoyable was the opening sequence.
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>>12455940

>All-black TIE fighter with white panels

They're really going all out with that White/Black only aesthetic for the Empire.

It's awfully clean, even the Clone Wars animated series made things look "dirtier" than this.
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>>12455957
Have you seen an Imperial installation? Its fucking spotless.
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>>12455814
Of the main people involved in the Star Trek reboot, he's probably the least guilty.
I'd say the bulk of the blame is best laid at the feet of the writing duo of Damon 'What Means This Decent Ending' Lindelof and Roberto 'Star Trek: Into Loose Change' Orci.

Cause really, the direction in those movies is mostly just passable if overly stylized. It's the writing that is the biggest stumbling block.
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>>12455962
It may LOOK spotless but you can smell Tarkin's stench the minute you get on board!
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>>12455968
If he chose them as the director or failed to correct them then he's responsible by proxy.
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>>12455983
Directors don't choose the script writers for hollywood blockbusters
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https://youtu.be/4UY64GfyovE?t=1h2m24s
so does this mean lightsabers are real too?
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>>12455992
But they're still responsible for working with them. If the writer writes something completely fucking retarded, it's the director's job to tell him.
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>>12455996
vacuum evolution
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>>12454206
>>12454208
>>12454212
Are these fanart or official?
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>>12455997
Directors are completely powerless on Holllywood. They have less creative input on the movie than anyone else. The main creative force are the focus groups
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Who is the hero? That Han Solo's wannabe or the chick? The latter has the huge dissavantage of not having a cock. Maybe Disney is testing the waters by I still think that the Han Solo's rip-off is Luke's son because Han Solo was the most popular character on the original trilogy and he's a white dude. Incoming cuck joke

Not digging the nigger. He seems too fucking bland and it seems he'll stay for the entire movie.
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>>12455971

Is that Tarkin's corpse or Peter Cushing's? They've been dead for roughly the same amount of time, so the smell shouldn't be that different.
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>>12456068
They likely share the role.
And that's a stupid thing to think by the way.
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>>12456069
when he was alive Tarkin wore Axe
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>>12455276
>Star wars sword fighting was based on Samurai

nigga the whole plot of new hope is based of a samurai flick

Lucas was a chanbara nerd
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>>12455620
>>12455549

I agree with you. It feels entirely unnecessary. Not that the prequels are good, but we got a full story of Darth Vader being born, fucking up, and getting redemption. The EU is fun for sidestory stuff, but you don't need more movies.
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>>12456076
Hollywood doesn't like female leads except for chick flicks and Abrams has an infamous reputation as a woman-hater. In fact, there were bigger chances of a female lead when Lucas was in charge and he's an autistic old man.
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>>12456068
>racism
>Global Rule 3
FOR OUR BLUE AND PURE BOARD
>>>/b/
>>>/pol/
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>>12456101
>Abrams has an infamous reputation as a woman-hater
The internet has a habit of thinking that to a lot of men, I'm going to need more harder evidence than just citing a supposed reputation in an age where you get on seemingly everyone's bad side on twitter by not being 100% PC every waking moment, to say nothing of tumblr.
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Who narrates the video? Mark Hamill?
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>>12456100
As much as I love the original trilogy, having luke and leia be related was fucking dumb.
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>>12456133
Pretty sure
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>>12455298
Yeah, Ashigaru could shoot.
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>>12456141
Cool. I wonder if he will be the Revan look-alike, as those rumours said.
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>>12456153
iirc NotDarth Someguy supposed to be a sith fanboy with shit control of sith stuff, pretty sure he's not a trained force user, but I _might_ be mixing up "not a trained force user" with "not a trained sith"
the latter would still leave it open for spoiler, but I don't think spoiler would end up making a borked lightsaber that needs the vents to blow off excess steam
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>>12456167
He knows how to use Force Push/Pull if that scene is any indication, so he's not completely untrained, barring just him having a natural aptitude towards TK.,
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>>12456105
>/m/
>Not racist
Get the fuck out you Earthnoid scum.
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>>12456167
Isn't that not-Revan supposed to be Bandwith Cabbagepatch? Kylo Ren I think? At least the Stormtrooper Lord explains that super shiny helmet we saw in the summer.
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>>12456105
It's pretty ironic that a weeb board is the Sweden of 4chan. Racism is everywhere, just like the real world.
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>>12456189
yeah pretty sure Reven-y guy is supposed to be Kylo Ren
no idea if he's Sherlock or not

and seriously fuck you food captcha making me hungry
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>>12456167
>>12456189

Fun Fact: that lightsaber was suggested by the guy who did the Apple Watch.

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/02/23/shape-things-come
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>>12456195
Sometimes the food doesn't even match up to the prompt. I've gotten curry for soup before. But, back to Star Wars...how many movies do you think he'll last? And in which one will he go full retard, as Sith are wont to do?
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>>12456105
>tfw /pol/ isn't discussing the trailer
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>>12456204
It wouldn't be fun anyway, too easy.
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>>12455674
>[wilhelm scream intensifies]
>>12455670
Something like this?
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I'm just hoping we get some good X-Wing action in the new movie.
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>>12456215
Would it be too cliche to ask for it to shake violently?
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>>12456202
my uniformed guess says he wont live last past the first one, and the multi-series bad guy is that guy in the middle of the platform and his henchman Commander Shiny Trooper

AND THAT IS GODDAMN GRILLED CHICKEN ON NOT STEAK
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>>12456220
Eh, if that fails at least we have Rogue One. Just hope they keep that one Force-free...
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>>12456220
>Don't have lewd thoughts of Han's daughter
>Don't have lewd thoughts of Han's daughter
>Don't have lewd thoughts of Han's daughter
Goddammit she inherited her mother's chest.
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>>12456234
>Goddammit she inherited her mother's chest.
braless and coked up
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>>12456229
I wonder who this is then...the mouth is different.
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>>12456222
Sorry, I have only CS2 here, IIRC it can't into moving pictures.
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Do wookies live longer than humans? It's weird to see white-haired Solo while Chewie still has his Loreal hair.

>>12456234
Let it flow anon.
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>>12456250
According to an encyclopedia I got as a kid, Chewie was born 200 years before Episode 4. OR maybe that was Jabba. Either way, yes, they do live longer.
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We never needed sequels. We never needed the prequels or the garbage that is the EU either.
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>>12456242
that's a good point, I wonder if there's actually more characters running around then we think, and they just have similar-looking headgear going past the screen quickly.
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>>12456234
I like this version better.
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>>12456262
>Behold! It was I, Darth Troopus all along!
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>>12456271
everybody is equally Sherlock, Luke, Solo's kid, and Solo

and then they all kill Chewie.
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>>12456278
You kill Chewie once and you never live it down, goddamn.
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I'm kinda diggin the new ISD though.
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I like the Stormtrooper armor, it doesn't look too radical. If anything, it's pretty much just the Snowtrooper's breastplate.
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>>12456278
Is that better or worse than dropping a moon on him?
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>>12456240
George was very clear. No bras in a galaxy far far away. Close you'll get is that tubetop tight enough to count as one Ashoka had.
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>>12456290
Hey having a goddamn moon dropped on you to be the thing that finally does you in pretty badass when you think about it.
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Does anybody have the ancient Mad magazine article about the rest of the Star Wars series, that ends with Luke finding out his father was The Force (because lol who the fuck would actually have somebody born by The Force in a Star Wars movie amirite)
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>>12456298
this

blow up the planet with a battle station the size of a small moon's big gun? no fuck that
it takes throwing an entire goddamn moon at Chewie to kill him, that's some DBZ grade stuff there
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Considering the cast and director I think it's going to be incredibly difficult to make this work.
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>>12456291
>ep7 leia's boobs down to her hips
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>>12456318
Please don't, I just had lunch and I'm rather partial towards it.
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All this is good and all, but when are we gonna hear about Boba Fett? :^)
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>>12456308
>it takes throwing an entire goddamn moon at Chewie to kill him

Or Starkiller
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>>12456330
Starkiller's clone's clone.
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>>12456326
if Rogue One is still the Death Star Plans heist movie then he'll probably be in that, but there was a blurb about Rogue One that mentions "continuing the saga from Episode 7" or something that could be interpreted to mean it takes place after ep7
I think it's just muddy wording, but it's worth noting.
I marked the fuck out at this part
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>>12456354
Whoa whoa man, I don't give a shit about Boba appearing. Knowing the fanbase, it's just an inevitability.
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>>12456341
Wait, never mind, its not Starkiller's clone's clone, just Starkiller's other clone. my bad.
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>>12456354
God, Harrison Ford has gotten old.
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>>12455658
When did any Stormtrooper variant ever have a sweet poncho/cloak? They were going for a Boba Fett vibe with that shot I guess.

Anyways its beautiful.
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>>12456286
Just watch those DUCKFACES
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Repostan from /tv/
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>>12456382
Aren't those only the Flame Troopers though? And what's with those seams? I really hope they don't do a FACE OPEN into the standard trooper face.
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>>12455951
Dammit now I'm hungry.
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>>12456368
>Whoa whoa man, I don't give a shit about Boba appearing
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight ;^)
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>>12456395
Why does she have bare legs on a desert planet? This is bothering me.
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>>12456373
And he's still doing movies and piloting. Guy is going good for his age.
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>>12456402
Because the Dune influence ended after the original trilogy?
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Guys, I really sorry
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>>12456419
It's terrible but I laughed. Be sorry you didn't have a blog or something because that shit's gonna make the rounds.
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>>12456415
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>>12456402
Too poor? I mean she doesn't look well off, she doesn't even have a blaster, she has a metal pole.
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>>12456402
>Why does she have bare legs on a desert planet?
her legs are like leather
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>>12456435
They're coarse and rough and they look like prunes. Not like you, Padme.
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>>12456285
>not an imperial officer's uniform
dafuqudoin
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>>12456426
>Be sorry you didn't have a blog or something
I have, but I post models and war stuff, nigga with kfc will be totally unrelated there.
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