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Travelogue with a minor league baseball team of aging veterans. The sport is dying and so is their ability to save it. Empty bleachers. Dingy hotels. The end of American local pride.

feature story on the death of an outdated medium

>>7338054
somebody make a pasta pls

>>7338054

Four part profile, Guy Talse style. Mental hospital, the doctors, the security, the patients, the nurses. An update of the Kekoo's nest image most people have of it.

>>7338054
special on how 4chinz is warping the minds of thousands of impressionable kids the world over with dumb amerilard reactionary maymays

It's, uh.. a diary of my excrement day-by-day for the period of two weeks. I have bad anxiety so the consistency and frequency of my stools will be interwoven with my psyche in the narrative. It'll be called "The Log-logue."

>>7338054
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Following felons of various backgrounds around the country in their process of rehabilitation. Specifically, men who were locked up at a young age and served more than a decade. People who have spent their entire adulthoods behind bars. Begin with each of them exactly six months before their release. Ideally, a few heart warmers and one or two that goes catastrophically wrong.

>>7338063
i would read this desu senpai

>>7338054
Don't have a favorite magazine, really, but: the map is the territory, a katabatic, lisergic journey through Venice following a series of made up maps (cartographical, literary, filmic; all tenously related to the city itself at most), getting lost among the aporiae, using the map as much as an interpretative key as a mean to get around; giving oneself completely to every given map, negatively trying to achieve sincerity every time, becoming the most beautiful linguistic conduit for each of them. Not claiming I COULD do it,but I'd try.

>>7338063
Do it, anon, please.

>>7338110
This would actually be very important.

>>7338054
Armchair General is back??

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