Let's say I have a Joycean-level masterpiece in a .txt file

>>7328670
rewrite it in an .xlsx

>>7328670
lets say you did. you don't though

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>>7329095
wtf did you just about me you piece of shit

>>7328670
I'm at Tier C. Life is suffering.

>>7328670
Why would you ask this place?

>>7329381
but not really tho

I'm definitely a level 5, with occasional exhibits of level 6 and occasionally level 1 and 2.

>>7329818
you're not at level 5, you might think you are but you're not. you're a level 3 who dips into 4

>>7329854
you sound like a level 0 and 3 hybrid

>>7329856
and you sound like you know what you're talking about, so i'll agree!

back it up

just, back it up..

>>7329901
level 2 and 4 comment

>>7328670
Wilde was post-irony before the hack Wallace

>>7329905 i was just kidding senpai hahahaha relax...

>>7329933
level 4

>>7329941
level 3

>>7329952
level 1

>>7329960
level 5

>>7329966
level 0

>>7329977
level 2

>>7329986
level

>>7329988
playing field

put it on pastebin

>>7329818
>>7329854
>>7329856
>>7329901
>>7329905
>>7329933
>>7329941
>>7329952
>>7329960
>>7329966
>>7329977
>>7329986
>>7329988
>>7329991


im pretty happy with how this thread turned out

sorry for the reddit tier post

(level 5)

>>7328670
>tfw level X

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What is this thread?

>>7330016
-x

>>7330016
>>7330028
>>>/x/

>>7330025
level 1

tbqh it feels good to be level x

>>7328670
Being against interventionism is satire, huh?

>>7331337
Level 1 1/2 post tbqh.

i am at level 3

>>7331102
huh, buddy? huh?

>>7328670
Copy paste it to whatever word processor you are most comfortable with, be prepared for the lag.

Look up novel formatting guidelines on the internet and format your novel according to those guidelines. 1-inch margins and all that.

Write a good query. You can read plenty about writing query letters on the internet. Work hard on this: this is your elevator pitch.

Buy a copy of Writer's Market and submit your query letter to agents. Some agents may also want you to submit a sample of various lengths.

Based on your query and how much they like it, agents will ask for a partial manuscript or a full manuscript.

If they like it, agents will accept the manuscript.

Now it is up to them to work with you on getting your manuscript published by the best publishing house they can find for that work. They will take a cut of whatever you make.

If you actually have a masterpiece, do the above.

>>7331588
level 4

>>7331909
level 1