What's the thickest book on your shelf?
an early 20th century dictionary
>>9649530
The Complte Works of Shakespeare. The runner up is a tie between Gibbons, and a sexy copy of the Iliad and the Odyssey.
>>9649535
>The Complte Works of Shakespeare.
Same for me. Otherwise probably 2666 or Against the Day
>walk into B&N
>security guard smiles at me, I smile back
>have a large coffee from the Starbucks attached
>in fiction section and about 30 new books are lined up on the floor, spine against the shelf (so I can't see what books they are)
>bend over to pick one up to see what it is
>coffee lid comes off and coffee spills on 10-15 of the books
>calmly place my coffee cup on the shelf and walk out
>smile at the security guard on my way out
>hear an employee yell "awww fuck!" as I leave the store
That's a funny story but you'd better not go back again in case they have you on camera.
>>9649351
They have me on camera, and I think my first name is on the cup lol
>>9649360
enjoy your time in guantanamo kiddo
Makes you think
Good books don't make you think.
>>9649176
>>9649193
Does it have a dick?
Name an unluckier writer
>>9648801
Poe
Bruno Schulz
>>9648801
Primo Levi
Bit of an unusual topic here.
How do I improve the quality of my speech? I still refer to things as awesome and say dude all the time. Sometimes I get frustrated when I can't express what I mean with my words. And also I want to stop using swears as a general intensifier.
Does anyone have any advice? I want my speech to reflect the things that I really think and feel.
>>9648721
I hate to be the one to tell you this but your speech does reflect the things that you really think. Surrounding yourself with articulate people and reading often can have a positive effect on your vocabulary. Since becoming part of a new group isn't always easy you could in the meantime listen to lectures and podcasts by well-spoken people.
>>9648743
Well I agree with you and I will admit that I don't read as often as I should. I'm a former /v/irgin and I'm sure you know how uneducated that paints me as. I just have recently noticed that I'm 23 and talk like a 13 year old.
>>9648769
>I just have recently noticed that I'm 23 and talk like a 13 year old.
Most people do, using complex vocabulary on random conversations is extremely autistic.
What is the best book to introduce me to Bruno Latour/ or ANT?
Or the best book on Latour in general?
>>9648436
I think Laboratory life is the most pleasant, it gives a good grasp on the project. I like Politics of Nature very much but it's more a political philosophy work.
>>9648436
Science in Action. No question. We Were Never Modern is good too
>>9648436
We were never modern
I'm interested in reading early pulp stories, particularly the ones which were influential on the fantasy genre. I've read a few Conan stories and enjoyed them quite a bit. I've also got some editions of Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser, though I'm not sure where to start with those.
Help me out with an "essential pulps" list, lads.
Edgar Rice Burroughs
>>9648350
This.
Read through the John Carter series.
>>9648345
Solomon Kane is horribly underrated.
>Debord's suicide is as controversial as it is unclear.[16] Some assert it was a revolutionary act related to his career. Due to his involvement with the radical Situationist International (SI), as well as his sadness at ‘the society as a spectacle’ being considered a cliché in later life, many think that Debord felt hopeless about the very society he was trying to shed light on. Debord was said to be “victim of the Spectacle he fought”.[17] Among the many commentaries on Debord's demise, one scholar noted: “Guy Debord did not kill himself. He was murdered by the thoughtlessness and selfishness of so-called scholars (primarily trendy lit-criters) who colonized his brilliant ideas and transformed his radical politics into an academic status symbol not worth the pulp it's printed on…”[18]
Reminder he was painfully right about almost everything
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MjZBcLuZm68
Also a moment of silence
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F2VyBcTlyU0
So he was just driven mad by jealousy?
>>9648018
That song is unironically brilliant and fitting
>>9648035
>wants badly to be a rich celebrity
>spend life convincing yourself and others that wealth and celebrity are bad somehow
>never fully convince yourself so an hero
>walk into gentrified neighbourhood
>buy a book from secondhand book shop
>arrive home
>check book online
>literally 1/5 the price on Amazon
WTFFFF!!!!
FUCK gentrified neighbourhoods and FUCK you hipsters
>>9647901
You're joking, right? Half the experience is shooting the shit with the crotchety owner, enjoying the sensory experience of the bookshop, feeling like you're supporting a local business, truly being a part of the city.
You're a groundless piece of shit.
>muh online dealz
>muh Amazon
>>9647905
>Falling for the bookshop meme
Mmmmmm, i love walking around unorganised piles never being able to find what i need just so i can spend double the price for the same information!
Yes, Amazon is evil for offering consumers the same quality for 1/5 the price!
This is why, at stores, I only buy the used books. I find the experience of looking at different editions and finding books I didn't expect to be worth it. But fuck buying new editions at stores, where they do charge twice the price as Amazon.
What the actual fuck
Im at the part with the israelites, god is like hitler times ten
How is so this stuff not more commonly known of, its the biggest literary work of all time
The biblical god is so sadistic, evil, unreasonable and hypocritical, literally worse than any person in history, and i went in with a good attitude, like i was prepared to be embraced by gods light or whatever but this worse than i could have imagined
>>9647442
It is known
in my language Sodom and Gomorrah ist basically synonymous with chaos and when you refer to something as 'like an old testament god' it is synonymous with rage and destruction
Desert god didnt fuck around yo
>>9647492
Do you speak portuguese?
The god of the old testament was never supposed to be a moral guide to imitate or understand. It was an irrational force you didn't fuck with. You tried to appease it and maybe if you were careful enough you would avoid its wrath and increase your flocks.
And sometimes even then god would fuck with you.
Is the will to power a spook?
How much does the voluntary egoist have in common with the Übermensch?
Which one was more likely to have high functioning autism/asperger?
obviously the egoist is weaker/autistic. It allows for more delusion.
>>9646733
ubermensch = autist. voluntary egoist = narcissist.
i'd rather be the latter 2bh.
>>9646733
I feel as if these are philosophers I haven't read that espouse ideas that I already have kicking around from reading ancient philosophy. Most of what I know from Stirner though comes from hearsay.
What has /lit/ taught you?
Reading is fucking boring.
>>9646302
How to recognize storefronts, vehicles, and street signs. that's about it.
How to pattern match for high culturedness.
>tfw want to buy Lolita from Amazon
>morning express isn't available so the book would get delivered when at least one of my parents is at home
>"What did you buy, anon? ;)"
What the fuck should I do?
This is an insurmountable problem. Looks like you'll be reading Chicken Soup for the Pre-teen Soul for now.
>>9645065
maybe grow the fuck up or something i dunno
>>9645065
>What the fuck should I do?
Find a family that isn't filled with plebs? Or become independent and move out. I'm glad that I don't have to be autistic like this since my mother is familiar with the western canon.
"What did you buy, anon"
"Lolita"
"Oh, that's a good book. I wish I still had all of my old books so that you don't have to keep buying them."
What history books have you read lately /lit/?
>>9644924
Karl Loewith's From Hegel to Nietzsche, one of the best intellectual histories I have ever read.
>>9644924
The History of Philosophy by Kevin Durant.
>>9644924
the secret history of the bayeux tapestry
sup /lit/
What is some entry level poetry you would recommend?
Also general poetry thread I guess...
bumping
nothing?
>>9645472
thanks