grab our attention with the first couple lines of your story
>>9762260
nietzsche is love
nietzsche is life
>>9762260
T'check watched the human rapping his fingers impatiently.the movement was both impressively dexterous and disgustingly organic.
>>9762260
His own discordant cackles and gleeful tittering where the only sounds that could be heard through the melee.
How's the writing career coming, /lit/?
good, just recently can call myself a published author
Sent one novel off for representation but haven't gotten any bites because I don't have a -stein or a -berg in my surname. Was a bit depressed for awhile because no agent wants me but I just recently started delving into another novel with gusto and I think the project has potential.
>>9762167
>haven't gotten any bites because I don't have a -stein or a -berg in my surnam
yeah....i'm sure that's it.
What are some books for people with moderate to severe mental deficiencies? Pic related.
>>9762092
We have this thread every week. At least change your picture, OP. sage
>>9762097
Really? I last posted a thread about this topic months ago
>>9762106
get an exorcism op
Look at him! His beard. His forehead. His clothing. His cigarette. His expression. His pose. This guy is fucking brilliant!
And his glasses. Just look at him.
just looks like some rich jew to me
Look at his fucking nose. His lips.
Write out a synopsis for a modern blockbuster movie adaptation of your favorite novel.
>>9761726
Ideally it would follow the same story as the novel.
Blockbuster went out of business.
Favorite Novel: Dragon Ball
Modern Blockbuster Movie Adaptation: Dragon Ball Evolution
Like, uhhh, *sigh*, I don't even know where to start with...
What books are regularly accepted to be bad?
I see a lot of hate on 50 Shades of Grey. Is that just misogyny, or what? Personally I hated Scalzi's terribly juvenile Redshirts.
Define bad though. Relatively entertaining for a good section of the populous and sold very well
It's not written very well, even by romantic novels standards. Has no defining literary prowess
I personally loathe it along with every book you will see in a bookshop that has been published in the past 15 years
>>9761632
How incredibly subtle, my falseflagging friend.
I'll give you what you want, though:
>What books are regularly accepted to be bad?
Anything written by a women or a nonwhite, try a redpill and see the truth.
Women are simply inferior to the white man and their rightful place is subordinate to an authoritarian, disciplinary white male who decided how she should live - preferably a life devoted to domestic life.
A woman cannot create art; a woman cannot truly be ethical; a woman cannot truly love; a woman cannot truly be loyal.
These are all facts, but will be labelled 'sexist' by liberal brainwashing society because it doesn't fit the narrative of equality.
Women simply aren't as ontologically 'there' as men, they're shallow and lack depth, they're not as self-conscious as man. They aren't properly inscribed into the symbolic text which is why they can only think about Chad cock instead of true good matters and subjects.
Women are an embarrassment. They should stay at home where they belong; they don't deserve power or rights, because they are driven by emotion and will never be anything but inherently evil and destructive qua their inferior natures.
Without their festering mackerel-reeking cunts, they would have been killed off by man a long time ago.
Off the top of my head, among famous writers, Finnegans Wake is one of the more well-known bad books. It has its champions and most people know effort was put into---nonetheless, if the term existed back when it was released, it would definitely be called a meme book for memers.
ITT: writers who shouldve died sooner
me
I laughed and then felt bad about laughing. but you were really just making a joke about Finnegan's Wake. That's fine.
...you weren't making a joke about Ulysses though, right? Because then we will have to net fight.
>>9761629
i havent read anything by him i just felt like making a thread
What are some good novels about prophets or wandering preachers?
>inb4 the bible, quran, thus spoke zarathustra
Just go to bro Nathanael's YouTube channel.
dune
>>9761560
melmoth the wandere
>written in bits and pieces in hebrew
>many parts were lost
>translated into greek
>many parts were lost or changed
>translated into latin
>many parts were lost or changed
>translated into english
>many parts were lost or changed
>the modern "bible" is completely changed and warped from it's original form, bearing only a passing resemblance to the first scripts
>more than 2 billion people base their entire lives around this book and think it will lead them to eternal salvation
explain
Most people have the statist mentality where authority figures are seen as infallible.
>>9761303
Doesn't matter, God will understand as long as you kill everyone and leave no witnesses
Thoughts on Slavoj Zizek, /lit/?
good diagnostician but doesn't offer much beyond that. good analysis of ideology but his analysis was better on the post-ideological world of the 90s and early 2000s
he is completely out of touch today and doesn't have a credible analysis of the current culture wars or what to do with the left. seems to romantically believe in things that have turned to utter shit for a long time, like he will correctly identify the problem that the left has never produced a credible analysis of something like stalinism, but then still sort of make light of it and doesn't produce an analysis himself
>>9761068
In what way do you think he is out of touch with the developments of the last 10 years? He seems to have his finger on the pulse to me.
I came to dislike him, but I'm still kind of sad that he died because he was a funny and likeable person
How did Dostoevsky know how /r9k/ posters would be like even before the internet existed?
>>9760998
Autism is ageless
>>9760998
Drumpf is a time traveler and he told his Russian cronies (Dostoevsky) all about the rural and suburban retards that would elect him to hold the nuclear codes
>>9761023
Kek.
ITT:
Biggest Mary Sues in the history of literature
>>9760958
I bet you don't even drink water OP
>>9761052
and I bet you drink cummies
>>9760958
May as well be RA Salvatore of a far higher quality
Was he right /lit/?
>>9760931
>[...] is the best [...] who has ever lived.
no
>>9760931
intimidated? norm is the funniest but he really is a pleb
>>9760931
I forget where I read this, but I read somewhere that among the collected opinions of a bunch of notable literary authors, Shakespeare was regarded most often as the greatest English language writer, and Tolstoy as the greatest writer among all languages. I will try to find the source.
What literature has a "gnostic" mood / atmosphere or worldview?
Basically the idea that there is something fundamentally WRONG with the world, a kind of paranoia about being trapped in a weird bizarro prison
I get this from Philip K Dick and Kafka
Any other recommendations?
I dunno maybe some Gnostic texts lol I dunno
Plato's Timaeus, but you should read Phaedo and Republic first
New Oxford Annotated Bible with Apocrypha
Nag Hammadi Scriptures by Meyer
Hermetica: The Greek Corpus Hermeticum and the Latin Asclepius by Brian P. Copenhaver
Enneads by Plotinus
The Gnostics: Myth, Ritual, and Diversity in Early Christianity by David Brakke
>Death is a great horror:
>immediately upon leaving the body
>the deceased human being becomes the sole spectator
>of a marvelous panorama of hallucinatory visions
>all things became the cloudless sky
>and a mountain of clearest glass
>opens up from the blackness
>and punctuates the air above it with it’s fingers
>and causes pure death to rain towards him
>and there are no words to describe
>what it is truly like
>you cannot know it
>it as if god himself
>had bled out onto the ground
>and everywhere, everywhere
>is the stain of it
>we are soaked in it
>and it all smells of copper
>but this is false!
>it is a specter
>it is a phantom
>anguish of a writhing spirit
>reflected against the purest backdrop of nothingness
>because, oh, the death of a god! the pain of his blood!
>that would give meaning.
>But there is no god in death!
>you will not see him, you will not find him.
>god is deathless.
>what use does god have for death?
>that father of all things
>what use has he for a broken toy? what use has he for the shattered vase,
>the broken vessel?
>what use has god for death?
>and what use has god for the dead?
>when you die you pass out of god’s realm.
>you pass from his sight.
Threadly reminder that this is the likely result of Faith, and Gnosis should be pursued even as a cynical immunization against Oblivion.
I'm about to be in a situation where I need to be as stoic as possible for a year but ideally my entire life. Is there a single essential work that I can read to achieve this?
Seneca, but not that "letteers from a Stoic" meme, go for "on the shortness of life" and "on happiness" instead.
>>9760800
thank you man
I took AP Latin in highschool and a bit in college; should I read the original or translated?
>>9760811
idk man I have only read translations of his works so can't help you out there!