>2,500 word essay due in a month
>Only written 334 words
>tfw studying all weekend for exam on Monday
>tfw after I finish that exam I have 3 days to write a 30 page paper
It's on a self-selected topic related to critical race theory. I think technically we were supposed to tell our professor what the topic was, but it's a bit late for that now. At this point in law school I'm just happy passing classes
this thread is shit
you could knock out 2500 words in no time if you weren't such a worthless sack of organs that anyone else could put to better use
you have a month
just stop breathing for the rest of our sake
fucking saged
>saturday
>wake up at 7 am to study for exams
>sit at desk at 8am ready to begin
>mfw it's 2:46 pm and i've just been fucking around online
Which philosopher or writer had the most JUST life?
Diogenes
>>7454473
I will? Sweet
>>7454445
should have killed the bitch once he found out his 'son' wasn't his.
The best opening sentence in literature is?
The self sucking opening scene from Huckleberry Finn
>>7454145
"Humanity… All of my suffering on this world has been at the hands of humanity, particularly women"
>>7454145
"Even Camilla had enjoyed masquerades, of the safe sort where the mask may be dropped at that critical moment it presumes itself as reality."
How do you write female characters? I'm a male in my early twenties and I always write very poor, superficial female characters.
Could anyone recommend any male writers that portray female characters well?
""I always start with physicality when I'm writing as a woman. So I always have a vagina and think about having periods. I always start with an embodiment. And I think when I read men writing about women, they never seem to have thought about that. They've never thought: actually, you've got a cycle, you're different. So if I do succeed at all, that's what it's down to." - will self
is he talking shite?
should I just write a female character like I would write for a male character but add in more anxiety and neurosis i.e. "blah blah blah does my bum look too big blah blah blah blah"
>>7453934
>I always write very poor, superficial female characters.
Are you implying that your male characters are deep and emotionally complex?
Wish people would stop asking this retarded question. People who can't write females are almost always incapable of writing men as well, and for precisely the same reasons.
>>7453938
not really . but they're viable and believable
So how does your accent fit into the prescribed US accents?
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2013/12/20/sunday-review/dialect-quiz-map.html
Pic related is mine, I'm from urban Australia
accurate
What does this mean? Im not even a native speaker.
I grew up in the states, but I didn't grow up in any of these places. I lived six years in Sacramento. Me and my brother both have weird, affected accents.
How come he has not responded to Sam Harris yet? Is he afraid he will get a bruising?
that man looks rather jewish
>>7453558
More he can't be arsed talking to Ben Stiller again.
No need. The correspondence that was published showed Harris to be completely outclassed and out of his element, to the point where any reasonably neutral observer would consider him a dishonest and in all respects vastly inferior adversary, essentially unworthy of Chomskys time.
Tldr: Harris got F'd in the A.
Are there any young adult books that aren't shit?
portrait of the artist as a young adult by jim joys
>>7453271
>implying that's a YA novel
>>7453296
It's a book young adults should read.. IMO.
/lit/, seriously, how do I find literary friends? It's hard as fuck.
Why would you want friends?
Kill yourself op
it's not worth it
sifting through the obnoxious, and the /lit/-style autists will drive you crazy.
if you must, try poetry readings or open mics that cater mostly to writers/poets
>>7449807
ha ...
no but really
ITT we post our fav books and try to guess stuff about those who post 'em.
>Demons by Dostoyevsky
>Yes by Thomas Bernhard
>Absalom, Absalom! by Faulkner
>>7447314
You have a large extended family composed of eccentrics.
>>7447324
ok, see. here's a problem: why did you include the word "composed" there? "a large extended family of eccentrics" means the same thing. tell me—do you have many friends? any at all?
>>7447314
You appreciate tradition and things that are simple but elegant
Here's me:
The Recognitions by Gaddis
Gravity's Rainbow by Pinecone
Under the Volcano by Lowry
Okay /lit/, for the last 4 years I collected greentexts obsessively like an autist child, and now I compiled a book out of the best of them.
If you want to get it, go do it free.
Pic related.
Greentext stories are the second worst aspect of 4chan after memes.
>>7445115
>hates nearly everything about the place
>stays
>>7445115
Greentext stories are literally best.
Last one hit its bump limit. Post your writing, receive a critique.
Have fun!
"He."
>>7426736
Heh.
>>7426736
5/10
What do you use to write, /lt/?
My hands usually
>>7457126
fuck you :(
Started with a pirated version of Scrivener.
Eventually payed for it since I came to rely on it.
All the structuring options were useful to me since I'm working on a world building project, but the decision still fells silly to me. As does the idea of paying for any kind of word processor in this day and age.
Do any of you guys have the problem where you feel there's so many subjects you want to explore through its literature and various texts but you know that if you don't focus on a couple, then you'll always end up becoming a dilettante with cursory information?
There are so many fields I want to learn more about through lit but it's daunting and I'll never strive to any sort of "excellence" or expertise in things I love if I don't pursue a few with full-force.
Even polymaths in their day would say things like, "Medicine is no hard and thorny science, like mathematics and metaphysics, so I soon made great progress; I became an excellent doctor and began to treat patients, using approved remedies."
How do you guys cut off some of your interests so you can concentrate on a few more pertinent ones and become knowledgeable in that field? I don't want to do it to impress others but rather learn and become excellent in it for its own sake.
>>7456555
essence of knowledge is the same, regardless of subject.
>>7456563
But there's a difference in its form. I would feel better about being a man who knew a great deal about a few things than a man who knows a little about many things. I want to understand some fields as much as possible and I want to respect them.
>>7456569
>essence little
>form great
i raise an eyebrow.
Ask a pure utilitarian anything.
Are you a communist?
>>7456481
how do you decide when to terminate the chain of consequences which are relevant to the utility calculation for your action
Would you sacrifice yourself to make me and others happier?
Ask a pure Kantian anything.
>>7456443
you have some jews (or aryans if you're from /pol/) in your basement. A man comes to your door...
>>7456451
"Where is zee joooz?"
Your response, OP?
>>7456443
but seriously how do you determine what the maxim of your action is let alone whether its universalization is coherent