ITT: Bitch about a classic that does absolutely nothing for you.
What the fuck is up with pic related? I was told Joyce was going to be Shakespeare-tier genius that would change my life forever, but this is the most boring book I've read in a long, long time.
I'm 300 pages through, and I can safely say I don't care what happens to Dedalus at all.
>>7478822
It had its moments, but I'm not a big fan of it either.
Ulysses was a different matter, also Dubliners, but I cannot see the genius in Portrait.
>>7478897
it contains the best prose ever written in the english language
Any books about the sales and/or usage of cocaine?
hey, birds
>>7478813
Goodbye, sausage.
Pusha T - Darkest Before the Dawn
Mom and Dad want books for Christmas.
>mfw buying books for people who don't read
What would you get your parents for Christmas, /lit/?
some legitimately good and literary work which also achieved widespread success
like Atonement by Ian McEwan
>>7478798
>A book about rape accusation!
>Merry Christmas!
honestly, anon
Dad: (auto)biography of someone he would find interesting (see anyone considered a major positive historical figure in the west, esp. USA, and esp. moderate conservative types), or else a "leadership" type book like 7 habits
Mom: a book she can read with her 2 year old granddaughter (my brother's kid, I'm not stupid or cruel enough to have kids of my own)
>tfw I'm writing a novel, some poems, a philosophical essay, some short stories and a tragedy while planning other two novels and a political/historic essay, and reading at the same time Dostoyevsky's "A writer's diary" and Mallarmé's collection of works
Living the literary life
(yes, I know, I won't finish them all and I would write better if I choose just the novel and maybe poems, but I can't fucus on a single work)
>tfw writing collection of poems and new testament fanfic with mischievous Jesus and reading the Bible and Yeats' collected works
proper patrish desu
>tfw I'm writing poems and a novella, learning everything about american modernism while listening to Gaspard de la nuit by ravel and eating poptarts
>>7478776
>eating poptarts
patrish AF, especially if they're the unfrosted ones -- no gelatin, baby
Has anyone here read this? Recommend me similar books /lit/
>>7478691
Yes I have. I love the period so I was an easy sell though. I understand the author did some similar works, "The Etruscan" and "The Roman", but I didn't read either of those.
>>7478691
I love ancient Egyptian stuff. What is this about? Is it a novel or what?
>>7478691
I haven't heard of it. If you want Egyptian lit, http://wisdomlib.org/egypt/book/the-literature-of-the-ancient-egyptians/index.html
Lets start out relatively simple:
>3 linear stories
>red line indicates a change in Time, Perception, or State of Reality different from that of the work as a whole
These are the only mechanics so far in focus over time line graph, give a title.There is no right answer, just an intended one, whatever story you can give that follows the portrayal of the graph will suffice
>>7478638
me in the middle tbqh family
hamlet for the first one
>>7478638
Moby-Dick for the third one
Is the penguin Translation of Capital the best out there?
Their translations generally get a bad wrap here but there doesn't seem to be any other unabridged competition in physical format.
>>7478444
>Translation
Just get the mexican manga hombre
pls
Does it live up to the hype?
no hype
>>7478529
yeah, no hype
only people who might hype that book are people who have read less than 10 books since high school
and maybe john green fans
>>7478365
Only if you are 14 and have pleb taste.
>Guilty pleasure reads thread?
>Guilty pleasure reads thread!
I'll start: Lovecraft
4chan.org/lit/catalog
>>7478342
yeah k
>>64310038
m89, if you consider de Sade porn then you have something seriously off about you.
He was pushing the limits of shock writing, just like Cooper is doing now!
>oh noez the heterosexual gender roles are inverted in my writing
>fight club
I assumed you never acutally read anything by Palahniuk
>>64310047
>good books
Yeah. That doesn't exist.
Yeah I read a bunch by McCarthy: sutree, blood meridian and child of god. But I only have so much affection for southern gothic shtick.
>ALso, Wittgenstein
What is up with you anglos and analytic philosophy? Its like figuring out what sex is like using a calculator. Continental philosophy > analytic philosophy
In all honesty, have you actually read Palahniuk or just assumed your lit professors snobbism because she is offended by antagonizing crippled children?
>>7478358
>good books don't exist
Only a Chuck Palahniuk fan would believe something as stupid as this.
One book you want santa to leave under your christmas tree this year
a book of Rob Browning's poems
>>7478313
New York 1927 by Aleksander Alekhine.
What's the best version? What publisher? Which ones have helpful annotations?
Pls help.
Find one, read it. You do not need annotations, or guides, or to have read the Odyssey. If totally lost simply look up a section/chapter summary and continue. Enjoy it.
>>7478311
This, OP.
I might advise you read Dubliners / Portrait first, but I firmly believe you could read Ulysses without having read anything else and still enjoy it.
>>7478424
I dunno, man. I am usually pretty dismissive of people trying to foist companion texts or prerequisite readings on people for a book, but reading Portrait seems pretty important to understanding Stephen's state in the novel.
Hey /lit/. I'm 31.
On one hand, I still haven't finished my debut. On the other hand, I don't have a couple piles of shit to my name.
How old is too old, /lit/?
Looking for inspiring stories of people who debuted late, and disheartening stories to make me wallow in misery and quit the arts altogether.
How well-read are you is the real question?
We don't need any more writers who don't read saturating the market with their semi-illiterate garble desu.
>>7478253
You're not too old to produce something meaningful, but you are too old to still be on this godforsaken site. Leave. Save yourself.
Allan Rickman didn't into acting until he was like 41.
What are your experiences with trying to get published? Magazines, novels, etc.
As for me, I've only been published a few times.
>>7479134
tell us more
>>7479140
I've only been writing since 2012, and I'd submit something to a magazine once or twice a year.
I feel fortunate, because I usually don't have to wait that long for acceptances. I just wonder if some magazines even read my submissions.
>Yo Anon why don't you monetize new sincerity like me?
>Don't ever play yoself.
makes snapchat that repeats the same meme catchphrases.
>LYE-ON!
>Another One
>Bless up
>we da bess
>They don't want you to x
>>7478077
he really is pretty business savvy isnt he
GCAH-LIT
>>7478077
Fuck off, if DJ Khaled is new sincerity then... wait holy shit fuck
successor to postmodernism confirmed
is this any good? should I read it now that I've seen the movie?
>>7478047
I liked that sex scene with Kristen Dunst.
>>7478052
well yeah, it's Kirsten Dunst.
>>7478052
>>7478167
What do you want to with Kirsten Dunst?