What books will teach me how to write?
>>9837592
Assuming English: Hume, Gibbon, Austen, Melville, Dryden Plutarch, Longfellow Divine Comedy, Thomas Hardy, Twain.
>have to slog through this shit just to read the classics
>>9837588
just stop reading if you're going to whine about it faggot
>>9837588
You're supposed to enjoy it. If you're just forcing it then the classics aren't for you. Back to Harry Potter!
>>9837588
Those ARE classics dummy
What am I in for?
Babysitter locked him in the closet and abused him.
Bog standard "writing advice," which is to just keep doing it until you get gud.
>>9837574
Stephen's life story with things he learned about writing woven into it.
I found it entertaining.
>>9837574
On Writing by Stephen King
*blocks your path*
Have any of you read pic related or her novel, Eileen? I'm about halfway through the collection and so far it's pretty good. What are some other contemporary authors that give you some hope for the future of literature?
Inb4 Rupi
Inb4 Tao Lin
DUDE ALCOHOL LMAO
Were these two the Seth Rogen and James Franco of their generation?
>>9837270
Secret butt buddies 4ever :)
Just picked this up, read thin red line and liked it
What am I in for?
Is this the most intelligent book of all time?
Can we have a Conan thread without being told to go to the general? I fucking love Conan. I think Robert E. Howard is the king of the pulp writers, and his stories are genuinely well-written.
>ywn have a qt queen of the black coast gf
why was howard so great anons
>80 pages? How bad can it be?
Anyone here has any tips or indications?
I really need to get someone working with me by tomorrow. I do not trust my own writing enough to submit it to publishing agents.
What are some good collections of philosophical essays? preferably something with a wide variety of popular essays by different authors?
>>9836569
The First Moderns: Profiles in the Origins of Twentieth-Century Thought
harvard classics philosophical essays
Hey /lit/.
I wanted to ask you, what you think is the best book on how to write a short story.
I have a few ideas in my head but it feels like I lack structure to put it in a story.
What is in your opinion the book that taught you the most about writing short stories.
Which books are on this months shopping list, /lit/? Post your new ones. Also post last months mispurchase. Poorfags may post their top five to-buy ones. Maybe some will feel generous.
Pic related and I wasted my Shekels on Guns, Germs and Steel.
>>9836436
weak/10
>>9836447
begone >>>/r/eddit
>he is not publishing his masterpiece on wattpad
Its like you don't what that sweet, sweet audience pussy.
>>9836366
>implying the complexity of my diary desu could be appreciated and lusted bypre-teenagers
>>9836395
just add random descriptions of well oiled abs