ITT: Literary characters that are literally you.
Mine's The Judge from Blood Meridian. Intelligent nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
And yours?
ITT: masturbation
Mine's Professor Snape. Intelligent nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour.
>>7722818
I'd say Meursault from The Stranger for those same reasons.
Well is he right, /lit/?
"And one trillion non-CG helicopters fell from the sky, crushing at least one hundred innocent, non-CG bystanders. "
>>7704457
No. It would be actually impossible to make film versions of Finnegans Wake or The Tunnel.
>>7704457
Yes. Don't believe the lies of hack directors and stuck up "authors".
>tfw can't afford to go to wrinting school
the library is free anon
I can teach you for the cheap price of $50,000
>>7730147
in my country is free
Is being a narcissist a requirement to be a writer?
To be able to write down a lot of words - just solidifying ideas and images you have, and to ask other people to look at them despite not having an objective measure of assessing their actual value like with other professions
Post more things like that picture, OP.
>Is being a narcissist a requirement to be a writer?
its a requirement of a good artist
also reminder that passion is inherently selfish
No that's generally what makes a bad writer or artist.
All good art and writing is genuine and comes from a place that feels true to the creator.
All bad art is exactly what you described. By your logic the most annoying hipster or instagram girl on the planet would be the greatest artist. No, the fact those scenes are intellectually false and only self-endorsement platforms and product placement is transparent, and that's why it's hated.
Good authors tend to have lived through some terrible times, and write a somewhat first hand experience of what it was like. They give you a sense of realism. As you grow older and experience loss and love and your own personal tragedies, you come back to these great works of literature and find in an old friend new shared experiences and comfort in the solidarity of life, its many trials and tribulations.
I mean, if you haven't figured this out by the time you're 13-14, you'll probably never GET it.
Who is better? Tolstoy or Shakespeare.
https://www.brainpickings.org/2012/01/30/writers-top-ten-favorite-books/
I really think that Shakespeare is the greatest (because it is inexplicable how a single human being could do all that wonders with language), but I enjoy more to read Tolstoy (and I think that his characters are much more life-like, while the ones of Shakespeare are artificial, some form of super-humans, mostly because of their language).
Inb4: no, Dante, Cervantes, Joyce, Proust, Goethe, Homer, Virgil are not superior to any one of the two mentioned above.
>>7712860
>ones of Shakespeare are artificial, some form of super-humans, mostly because of their language
That's called theatre.
Shakespeare is like a perfect woman.
Tolstoy is like the woman you end up actually marrying.
Equal.
dubs decides what topic I write my argumentative essay on
>>7729365
memes
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>>7729365
The relation between language and ideas.
Anal prolapse
Have you ever made a bong out of a book before?
https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/consider-the-pothead-i-smoked-weed-out-of-infinite-jest
Mira G. does it again! Another quirky and wacky adventure by everybody's up and coming favorite author!
we did it reddit!
epic bacon narwhals for the win!
>>7718806
>I give the Infinite Jest bowl a 9.5/10. I would've given it a 10/10 if it was a book I actually read and enjoyed, and an 11/10 if the book wasn't written by a white dude.
Is this irony?
Just wanted to remind you guys
what? no
>>7730197
Lets see something better.
>>7730194
Memes
a lot of authors are legitimately pretentious though - they're simpletons trying to disguise trite and vapid messages through a veneer of intellectualism and depth. key examples that are relevant on /lit/ would be mccarthy and dfw
>>7725876
the key example would be your post.
>>7725900
Your attempt at a witty reply didn't make sense.cringe
Can another Brit please explain to me why our 20th century classic book covers are so unbearably shit?
>>7724620
Better than Wordsworth
If I can get the Penguin Classics version I always get that, its the perfect blend of not being gaudy/not being "le washed out 21st century minimalism"
Penguin Modern Classics is shit though
>>7724716
I like their weird Kafka covers
Your novel, what's it about?
the moon, watching over humanity as it progresses.
A teenage hermaphrodite who was adopted by a straight laced but chill guy who owns a truck stop between the coal mines of Kentucky and the interstate that's an hour away. There's a slew of pathetic and quirky Appalachian folk: an old lady named pearl who blows all her money on lottery tickets, her 11 year old granddaughter Mary who has serious mental issues and bathes herself naked in the potholes like a bird, the guy who makes sandwiches in the impromptu deli and smokes way too much weed, the Ford Explorer full of "yo dawg" white boys who think they're black and sell crystal while they think they're a gang, truckers, prostitutes,
It's a coming of age story
Young amoral weapons engineer befriends suicidal vietnam war veteran. Main themes empathy, valor, and psychosis
I'm reading Nietzsche for the first real time (read some essays before). Zarathustra. I'm about 50 pages in and.. I gotta say: this man comes across as the original deluded beta. He feels bullied whenever he's among people- whenever he talks to them he thinks that they are blinded by his genius and they become jealous and "attack him from the shadows". Even when he's being nice, he says, all the normies mock him and make him feel bad about himself. He tries to be magnanimous about it but that just makes him seem like more of a twat.
Is this whole book just the confessions of a r9k? Is this what went down in history? I still like big parts of it, the language is beautiful and sometimes there are interesting ideas but... this really stands out man.
>write a bunch of shit down
>wait 100 years
from dreams into memes
>he starts Nietzsche with Zarathrustra
That's the last book you should read, the heaviest in allegory
>>7720712
that it is. it's just the most famous, I came across it and figured what the hell
Why did he an hero?
What's the point of infinite jest. IS it all just a joke
>>7729570
drag the joke into a new plan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drLEdNmbvsA
>>7729575
this is such a sad interview.
>>7729570
david "career move suicide" wallace
Hey /lit/,
I'm thinking of trying my hand at writing erotica for money online.
I need a good sexy pen name. Any ideas?
Dick E. Wiggler
Dark S. Tranger
But I wonder if a female name is more ideal.
Does having a trauma-free, steady upper middle class life with a spouse and children preclude one from the creation of great literature?
>>7728924
>trauma free
there, that does it.
Yeah desu... last thing we need is more ignorant white dudes writing 'literature'...
But see, since you're unhappy because you don't have the trauma to write literature, you can use that as trauma.
Write a book about how fucking boring your life is.