>the "Innsmouth look",
>"queer narrow heads with flat noses and bulgy, stary eyes"
SCARY FISH MEN
WATCH OUT FOR THE SPOOPY FISH-MEN
People like this guy? Don't get me started on the giant penguins.
He's the definition of meme author
>>7986051
>giant penguins
>not spooky
Opinion discarded
>>7986051
>giant penguins aren't scary
Autism
>What's your favorite banned book(s)?
>Why do you appreciate it?
>Do you think that it was worth being banned or society was or is immature about certain topics?
Most of those anyone would know about are only remembered because of their having once been banned and are actually shit otherwise. Any advertisement relying on it I see as a sign that the book isn't worth reading.
>banned book
>one middle school in Nebraska banned it or some shit
I hate this shit.
>>7986035
>What's your favorite banned book(s)?
The Bible
>Why do you appreciate it?
It is the way, the truth and the light
>Do you think that it was worth being banned or society was or is immature about certain topics
People are unwilling to accept the truth and are terrified by it.
The bible is banned in many places throughout the wolrd
I want to understand the power hungry psychopaths.
Any books that can help we with this?
>>7985961
Anything by Zizek.
> This is a shit post by the way, next time just google that shit. We have more serious threads to attend to.
Thank you.
Behold A Pale Horse
Everything by Fritz Springmeier
>>7985961
Crime and Punishment.
>$100 anons!
>>7985945
100$?
Try searching:
http://www.amazon.com/Sweet-Flypaper-Life-Langston-Hughes/dp/080901338X/ref=mt_paperback?_encoding=UTF8&me=
>>7986149
Thanks senpai. I owe you 100$.
I hate this picture of Lovecraft.It misrepresents him so much.
>Look at this dark and misterious man
While most of the time he looked like this
>>7985937
That's the face of a man who writes non-fiction and nobody takes it as such. It's like he's about to break out into a horrified scream and, in the same fraction of a second, forcefully stopping himself from doing so. And that's his everyday expression. He knew that the negro would bring the Apocalypse, but nobody would listen. Unfathomable.
>>7985981
Could you describe this negro creature?
Why is this the most sophisticated work of modern literature?
My diary
Does anyone here remember Veronica Ganz? She doesnt' wear pants lol. She even shows off her panties at one point
>>7987049
They're pink btw
Where do i start with bolaƱo?
>>7985917
The Savage Detectives.
Then 2666.
Then everything else.
>>7985917
With his first album, like you would with any other artist.
Don't be a pussy and read 2666. It is an easy reading and it is the best book he wrote
Does anybody have the various Christian recommended reading charts. Not the bread pill ones, but the guide to Christian history and mysticism etc
I have this. I hope it's what you're looking for.
>>7985910
Not quite, I saw specific guides for history and mysticism and a few other guides that I don't really see commonly posted that pertained to Christianity. I saved them awhile back on my phone but ended losing them.
What knowledge would one need to read this?
>>7985868
<Trigger warning>
Rapes. Mythological rapes.
That poem is a story containing many classical myths. You don't need to know anything to read it save the preface/introduction of the translation you buy.
I believe this is not allowed here, so mods feel free to ban me if you must.
I need to write a motivational letter for a computer science undergraduate programme and I guess some good writers may be lurking this board, so I have an offer for you, write me a one page motivational letter and I will pay you for it in bitcoin. I am not sure of what reasonable price so would be, so feel free to state your price so we can reach an agreement. The reason I am not interested in writing it myself is that the programme of my top choice does not require a motivational letter.
I wrote a short fragment to get you started if you are interested in seeing it please let me know.
>>7985808
Are motivational letters such a big deal? The ones I encountered required just a few paragraphs of bullshit, something even a 4th grader could do. Besides, there are plenty of models online, it's not like anyone is asking you to write the best motivational letter ever written.
Also, your pic looks like an infected and sewn up vagina.
Can someone please translate this piece of text that's in Armenian, into English for me thank you
translate.google.com
The pleasure of being cummed inside
>First things you do when you buy a book
I always check to see what percentage (kindle) it ends on. Generally the last 20 or 30 percent are Notes, Index and References etc.
Look through it
then I tend to read it
>>7985764
ugh, e-readers? i like to feeeeeel the book, sniff it a bit, take it out to dinner, make it feel special. then i take it home and make passionate love to it. i love the feel of the paper cuts on my dick. i love the smell of my seamen on an old, yellowing book.
>>7985764
I cut the pages at my university press
Hello again fellow wordsmiths and literary maniacs,
I humbly beseech you with a co-author request for a short 250pg 6x9" paperback and ebook to a book dedicated to the life of the Tile Lover of /v/.
That's right you read that right a book is in the process to both examine the life of a "tile fetishist" and tell such a creatures life story.
Classified in the biography-fiction section or "Tile Pattern Erotica" section of any library near you - that's right, there's no shame in exposing the tile lover.
At any rate, any of you maniacs brilliant or deranged enough to help me get into the head of a Tile Lover?
I sure as hell hope so because I've got so many works in progress on my desk right now I'm gonna need a good co for this one all for the sake of time.
We can profit share as it will be published through LuLu and I'm willing to go 50/50 with you on it so long as you earn it.
Got the outline, notes, and research already done just need to main line some word heroin and bang out the main gist.
The last one I did was on Elliot Rodger's, le Supreme Gentleman and that's just in terms of /b/ ghost writing assignments.
If for some reason you didn't make the thread in time and are viewing this from the archive hit me up at 4224doctors.boards.net and we can get to work on this.
I'm looking forward to working with you on this comedic and utterly cringe piece of modern art.
Stay on /b/
>>7985753
Staying on /b/ is extremely mentally unhealthy for the most part.
As moot so eloquently put it: "/b/ is the nuthouse."
Since there is some real comedic and cringe elements behind "The Pattern" I thought my friends here would appreciate, I had to share.
You know I'm on lit, pol, x, and g more than i'm on b and remember, we're gentlemen on this board.
Anyone read Master and Margarita? If so what did you think? I liked it a lot. Also anyone have any citable essays or critics writing on it/context or Bulgakov himself?
As a russian I really appreciate him for being one of the easiest/lighter classics of my motherland. I really loved his use of devil related lexis which ironic as hell. And his henchmen are just great
I just made it to the scene where Woland gets rid of the theater director. I'm butchering the names but it's pretty good so far.
>>7985641
awful cover
Which works of literature will best let me understand neurotypicals?
>>7985605
The Peaceful Pill Handbook