>He doesn't know Latin and Greek.
How do you defend yourselves /lit/?
>>8005059
Latin is next semester because I am taking the summer off to stay balls deep in girls since I spent most of the fall and winter in the gym barely passing my classes.
And I barely have any money because I can barely fucking afford 10lbs of chicken breast, brown rice, and hot sauce to sustain my muffukkan gains bro.
But no, seriously. I'm taking Latin in the fall and looking forward to it. Not only will it help me with literature, but it will make my Medical Terminology that much easier when I know why the fucking words are the words and why those words describe what body parts.
Yes, the main goal is to prescribe myself juice, get huge, be instagram famous, get fired, have a doctor I cut 60 years off my life due to liver damage from juice, actually destroy my entire house by hand, and then shotgun brain myself live on webcam for all of 4chan to see.
>>8005094
fuck yeah
>>8005097
Love you, bro.
>be me
>want to read melville
>dont want to start with moby dick
>decide to start at the beginning of his oeuvre
>not beginning with moby dick
>beginning with typee
>totally different book
>open to the first page
>"Six months at sea! Yes, reader, as I live, six months out of sight of land; cruising after the sperm-whale beneath the scorching sun of"
>mfw
Melville spent a considerable portion of his life at sea.
>>8005036
I guess you could say sperm whales were histypee
>>8005036
start with Pierre or Mardi
Sen no Rikyu, a tea-master, wished to hang a flower basket on a column. he asked a carpenter to help him, directing the man to place it a little higher or lower, to the right or left, until he had found exactly the right spot. "That's the place," said Sen no Rikyu finally.
The carpenter, to test the master, marked the spot and then pretended he had forgotten. Was this the place? "Was this the place, perhaps?" the carpenter kept asking, pointing to various places on the column.
But so accurate was the tea-master's sense of proportion that it was not until the carpenter reached the identical spot again that its location was approved.
>What is your interpretation of this koan?
>What can you learn from it?
Post more wankels
A master of himself cannot be fooled by an average person wanking about, and wankers more often than not lose themselves in their wanking.
>>8004989
what if the master just saw the marking
Hey /lit/ what are some good entry level books?
>>8004978
Finnegans Wake.
>>8004978
It depends on your tastes. What would you like to read generally? Fantasy/Non-fiction/Adveture/Russian depressive psychological novels?
>>8004978
Gravity's Rainbow
Post books/authors who are similar in style to the previous poster's image.
>>8004708
>Gaspar noe enter the void
>>8004725
William Gibson
>>8004708
50 Shades of Grey
It's Freud's birthday today!
Say something nice about him /lit/!
People heavily misunderstand him and the way they write him of as a hack is wrong and more often then not based on ignorance and what they heard from other clueless people.
Here is the red pill on Freud (yes fuck that term but whatever)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Zji6xMkOgo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSh37_x5RNY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16WF1jLLyik
>>8004929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A07DV3FXyPo
In honor of Freud's theories and life I will spend tomorrow doing only useless and wrong things that only retards would appreciate as legitimate.
>thoughts on this book?
Retardation
>>8004521
why don't you read it and tell us what you think first, you lazy turd
>>8004521
It's actually quite good. If you've read enough of the basics of psych and philosophy to not get overwhelmed into thinking it's some sort of perfect system, Prometheus Rising is one of the most thought-provoking books out there.
Ok now, you may laugh at me for whatever reason, buuuuut, after playing the game "Dante's Inferno,"
I'd like to read the book the game was based off of. I heard there were different translations/books or whatever???
What's the recommended way or book to read Dante's Inferno? (Is it inferno or "the divine comedy?") All help is really appreciated. I just really want to read it.
>after playing the game "Dante's Inferno," I'd like to read the book the game was based off of
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>>8004501
You will not enjoy it.
>>8004501
Hi, italian guy here who spent a lot of his highschool time to read and understand the book "The Comedy" by Dante Alighieri, called "The Divine Comedy" after Petrarca's review.
I liked the game "Dante's inferno" too, however, it has nothing to do with the book:
- Dante was never a crusader, he was a knight in his youth that fight for his city Firenze
- Beatrice was never kidnapped by satan, she just died and went to paradise
- Beatrice was just a beautiful woman but of a too prominent family for Dante
The book calls "The Comedy" because a comedy is a poem that starts bad and end well (as opposite of tragedy that start well and has a bad ending), Dante starts at the hell and ends in heaven so... comedy.
The poem is divided in three books (Inferno-hell, Purgatorio-purgatory, Paradiso-heaven) wich are divided in 100 "chants" (33 for books and 1 for the prologue).
Every chant was in ryme, but now there's his prosaic version.
In each books Dante put the V.I.P. of his time (and some of the romanic past) and his ipotetical conversation with them.
The hell is regulated by the "divine's retaliation" so each sinners is punished in a appropriate way (such the schismatics that are divided by demons with swords)
Dante had put in hell all the people that he didn't like, even the Pope of his time (Bonifacio VIII) one of the cruelist pope of all time
In the purgatory Dante meet the souls of the ones that are trying to reedem themselves
In the heaven he meet the saints, Beatrice, and at the end god.
I don't think you will like it because he wrote the comedy to roast and exalt the people he dislike or like and much of them are italian medieval VIPs and he makes a lot of references at italian city and italian's issues (wich I assume you don't even know)
BUT if you want to read just the inferno only to see the cruel punishment and the demons inside go ahead, maybe you will like it.
>I can read 500 pages in 1 hour
Is this fuck lying? And if not, how can I become him?
Be born already gifted into circumstances where that gift is encouraged so you get even better.
I couldn't even flip 500 pages in an hour.
you don't need to become him
just be glad he's reading for US
stand on his shoulders
Does anyone else feel something akin to sea sickness while reading dense, inscrutable, and turgid prose? Hegel in particular fucks my shit up. It's worst when the diction is super repetitive.
"The battle of Spirit within one's Spirit is an immutable transaction of modal differentiation of Spirit abounding from one's Spirit in a spiritual sense, spiritually."
>that sentence
bagel man strikes again
it's probably clearer in german
wrote down 'vomiting at obscurantism' in my notebook because of this btw
>>8004167
I think he's talking about spirit.
Were these actually good or do I just remember it that way?
You just remember it that way. It's as YA as YA can get without being Harry Potter.
>>8004179
Damn. I got meme'd. How about this one?
>you will never raid a McDonald's with Dave
>you will never discuss you childhood, hopes, and failures with him late at night, hopped up on Coca-Cola
>you will never anxiously introduce yourself and your writing to him while both of you are trembling in abject anxiety over each other's first impression
>you will never talk about entertainment and art with Dave as you wait for lit qts to show up inside the Mall of America
>you will never smugly snicker at his witticisms which went over the head of everybody else around you
>you will never discuss loneliness and beauty as a corny 80s action show flickers in the background
>you will never put your hand on his shoulder as he shared a powerful memory from his troubled past
What's the fucking point of living if I'll never get to hang out with David Foster Wallace?
I was about to make an incredibly ironic statement concerning his suicide, but then I Dave'd.
To be completely unironical here, I don't think that I would really be that excited for a meetup with Dave.
He seems like he was a really shitty person overall.
I miss dave
Does /lit/ have an opinion on him?
>inb4 gay
i liked him in murder by death
I loved In Cold Blood for its staggering amount of detail and humanization of a twisted murder
>>8004060
In Cold Blood is probably in the top 5 of 20th Century books/novels or wahtever it is.
Is someone up to discuss this book? is one of my favorites to comeback everynow and then. why is Meitei the best character?
'Waverhouse' is clearly the best character
>>8003955
all the english books have the names translated?
I have to bring it back to the library soon and I haven't even started it yet. Is it OK if I just finish the first volume or is it meant to all be read?
I have a English assignment where I have to read 17 of Walt Qhitman's poems. This book has essentially all of them, but I don't know which ones to read. Are there any essential or outstanding peoces of his work? Thanks.
Read the twelve of the 1855 edition (in that edition, not in the Deathbed one), plus Out of the Cradle Endlessly Rocking, Crossing Brooklyn River, and When Lilacs Last in the Dooryard Bloom'd.
There you have his best poems. The other 2 are on your choice.
>17
what an oddly specific number
>>8003779
Well...
Song of Myself just to start.