How do I do the dialectic?
It's just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right. Put your hands on your hips; and bend your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust! That really drives you in-sa-a-a-a-a-ane! Let's do THE DIALECTIC again!
>>8190405
>tfw 27
>tfw same hairline as Hegel
Why even live
>>8190416
>not becoming Costanza
Yesterday when I started to read Moby-Dick for the first time it actually made me feel very depressed to some extent, and because of that I had to drop. What an inexact language your English is. So many meanings and also it is very dependent on a context. I feel really giddy now. Even Dorian Gray seemed to me way better in Russian than in its original tongue. Do you have any advice as to how to improve my perception of the language in order to read with pleasure, not sweating over it. And I fucking swear that Russian written texts are way much easier to follow.
>>8190268
Moby-Dick isn't exactly an easy book to read, even for native English speakers. Start with something easier and work your way up. From your post your English seems to be pretty good.
>>8190268
English is hard to understand mainly due to its primitive grammar structure.
>>8190268
I'm currently reading gravitys rainbow and am constantly confused. Does anyone know why the end of every chapter is signified by an h h h h h
who is the GG Allin of literautre?
if there is none, do you think there is demand enough for me to become him?
some erotic fictionist who deals in scat fetish
>>8190208
Is this someone who writes shit scat fetish erotica and then at public readings just shoves a banana up his ass and throws it at the audience?
Could do without that in the literary world, to be quite honest, family.
What are some great quotes in the duchess of malfi?
>>8190122
>protagonist is a women
>>8190122
I'm no lover of English literature, but this tragedy is amazing.
Much of the tragedy makes great quote material, indeed:
>O, sir, the opinion of wisdom is a foul tetter that runs all over a man's body: if simplicity direct us to have no evil, it directs us to a happy being; for the subtlest folly proceeds from the subtlest wisdom: let me be simply honest...
>If I was but a light summer breeze, thou were a hailstorm.
First up, my pick
>Bee Farseer
Cute, smart, and with a sassy attitude, and all at the age of 6!
This thread is wrong on so many levels!
>>8190070
Arya Stark, obviously.
>>8190838
Yeah, that's definitely the fucking obvious one. What?
>A man who is not married is living an unnatural life.
what did he mean by this?
>>8189993
That nomadic tribwa are unnatural but legal systems aren't.
>>8189993
Never heard of this book before, how is it?
>not even getting quads
>>8189999
Anyone ever read this book? Does Kek have a sacred nectar he secretes from his skin with magic, psychedelic healing powers?
Yeah dude Bufotenin, it's only good in 300mgs doses and up though.
>>8189989
I think I had a friend who did that. Her face kind of swelled up. Almost kind of makes you look like a frog too
>>8190035
That's FrogTechâ„¢
I read Purity and it sucked.
>>8189975
He should have adopted that Iraqi like he wanted to.
I thought it was good, OP.
I liked Freedom and The Corrections, but this one dragged.
Have you ever gotten a book custom printed?
The services I've found so far (at least in my country, might have to order internationally) are aimed at authors looking to get their shit printed.
All I want is a custom version of a public domain book that will fit in my shirt pocket.
Has anyone made any positive experiences with any service?
Blurb is known to be great for authors, no idea if it will suit you.
Which book are you talking about?
>Also consider just having it on your smartphone.
>>8190013
That's the point though, I'm not the author.
I want my own little red book equivalent of Also sprach Zarathustra, just for the sake of it tbqh.
>>8190034
Also might consider getting some others if it works out well.
>your age
>your job
>your /lit/ related ambition
7
neet
To write okay horror novels and become mildly famous and able to make money
>28
>bike mechanic/soon to be electrician apprentice
>I want to produce works worthy of HP Lovecraft, follow in his footsteps.
28
NEET
to live a life of bohemian leisure as a comfy bottom feeder of society while reading good books
Was Socrates a Sophist?
I think it's pretty clear he wasn't.
Fictional people can't be anything, Anon.
Socrates was a Platonic construct.
I prefer reading on my kindle because of the inbuilt dictionary.
am I a pleb?
you're a pleb for worrying if you are a pleb
>>8189440
You're a pleb for not reading Hegel directly from original manuscripts.
You're a pleb for not building a time machine and listening to socrates firsthand.
How often do you think Nabokov had to stop while writing this to wank it?
>>8189394
Never. He had Lo hiding in his basement.
you're not supposed to wank, guy
he probably wanked his little wrinkly russian peepee regardless
What is the meaning of this supposed to be? Or is it just and insane fetishist's fanfiction?
It's a book for charlatans to discuss while they listen to Girlpool and do coke off of Lego Magazine ironically.
>>8189392
it's just 20th-century Sade
he's being as depraved as possible for depravity's sake
>>8189422
>he's being as depraved as possible for depravity's sake
t. someone who has barely read him
Recommend me some true patrician literature. I'm sick of only reading entry-level shit like Vonnegut and Faulkner.
>>8189317
fuck OFF /mu/ how about you find some shit on your own developing your own taste for once
>>8189317
Green Eggs and Ham.
>>8189317
Step one: Go outside. That's it. You clearly need to go outside.