Is this worth my time?
How might we accurately judge the relative value of your time without knowing you?
it would probably be better to read amazon reviews than to ask people here.
>>8264469
i enjoyed it
How do I write a good suicide note?
Asking for a friend.
>>8264434
Use 'cuck' a lot
>>8264445
Alternatively write that you discovered something really terrible in the government, pack your things into suitcases, write that you'll notify your family of where you are once you come out of hiding, then strangle yourself with some cable or something and pretend you were struggling.
>>8264434
bc this board isn't shitty enough
How do I earn a living as a writer?
How do I earn a living as a writer?
How do I earn a living as a writer?
How do I earn a living as a writer?
How do I earn a living as a writer?
Is anyone doing this successfully?
>>8264413
yes
no
maybe
I don't know
>>8264421
I assume it is imposible pero no se
Yo /lit/, I came across an old collection of Twain recently. Which of these are worth reading and in what order?
>>8264369
Why would you read any of them in order?
The Joan of Arc one was Twain's personal favorite
>>8264403
Also, Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn are his best known works and are a good start
Hello /lit. I have an academic question for you this time, and of course it involves the Ulysses. What can you tell me about the metropolitan theme in it? I seems to find only general analysis about the role of cities and urban settings between modernist writer, but I would love something more specific about Joyce's Ulysses.
Are you from India?
http://www.joyceproject.com/notes/070007hibernianmetropolis.htm (7 being 'aeolus')
>>8264651
Thank you. That's quite what i was looking for.
Is there even a point to read Leibniz after he got so thoroughly BTFO by Kant?
>>8264304
Stop saying 'BTFO' and expect to be taken seriously.
>>8264309
but how else am I going to telegraph that this is a shitpost?
>>8264313
include "SJW", "cuck", "white genocide", and "cultural marxism".
>spend more time on /lit/ than I do reading
quite the conundrum
>>8264208
hahahaha how the fuck is internet addiction real. JUst walk away from the screen nigga ahahahah
We shitpost together,
/lit/ and I,
until only /lit/ remains
>>8264208
That's everyone here. I've only read about 70 pages of J R today while I've spent half the day on this shithole.
I'm having a dispute with a friend of mine. He had read Game of Thrones and is trying to tell me that this quote isn't in the book at all. Can anyone here source this with the page number for me please?
"Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water."
>>8264204
So you believe this was in the book? Which character, and in what context would this apply to?
>>8264204
check the last danyras chapter from dance with dragons
>>8264638
>Which character, and in what context would this apply to?
Arya after escaping from Kings Landing or Daenerys being abandoned by most of the Dothraki after the death of Khal Drogo.
Your thoughts on this book?
I read it a few years ago and while it is by no means a "difficult" book to read I thought it was very enjoyable. I thought the best parts were the protagonist's flashback scenes.
>>8264173
it's fine. nowhere near as good or funny as american psycho.
He has a good mind for set pieces, especially when it comes to shock value. But I didn't find myself buying into his premise of society-wide moral decay. I never got the idea that I was watching something that could happen anywhere outside of a small group of rich kids in the lonely city of LA.
The edgy shock scenes started to get juvenile and tiresome, but not so bad as to be unforgivable.
How do I stop getting books so dirty?! I wash my hands alot
Sup qt
Pls be female
Pls be in Washington DC
I want to lick everything in that picture clean every day for the rest of your life
>>8264438
Those are men's hands. I work in the field so I know.
I want to write a novel that will be heralded as the modern/future day Game of Thrones.
Face it, /lit/, no matter how much you hate the fat ass because of his weak prose, the plot alone is something that will forever push us writers to not write plain and obvious boring stuff.
I'm currently thinking of themes I want to include. This is what I have so far:
>Machiavellian Politics
>Dystopianism
>Metaphysics
>Aliens
>Alternative history conspiracies
>Morality
>Space colonization
>Consciousness
>Secret Societies
>Mind control
>Jews
Those are some at the top my head. What else can I include to make it crazier?
>>8264128
Trump 2016
who do you mean by us writers? people with shelves full of stephen king and rehashed fantasy and scifi books.
>>8264132
This would be a part of alternative history since he won't win.
There have been various information agents that have posted on /pol/ warning us so. I'm not one to blindly believe some anon poster on 4chan claiming to have knowledge but their predictions do seem to fall inline with the current geopolitical climate.
>>8264153
I mean ever since I read/watched his stuff, most other shows and fantasy books are boring and pale by comparison just in the lack of character depth alone.
I've never read a book in my life (that wasn't for school) but recently I have had this itch to find a great book. Recommend me a great horror novel that isn't by stephen king and is actually scary and interesting.
>>8264125
why do you want a scary book? if you want to be scared, movies are way better for that. if you want a good book - lots of the best aren't scary
>>8264137
I'm not sure why but i'm just really drawn to horror and horror movies don't scare me at all. What genre are the best books generally? And what are some I should check out?
>>8264125
Finnegans Wake
Anyone else here a poet and don't know it?
With all the cameras today one might feel they are a Truman.
>>8264138
I dont get how anyone could think that they killed many, many innocent Japanese people and would want to be friends with one of the most evil people in history (Stalin) just because they take a bunch of selfies
I hope they don't blow it.
why are the reviews so bad? should I even read this?
Haha so funny OP you rated in one star
I started it yesterday, really makes you think.
>>8264766
is it shit ? I've never read a book with less than 3.79 on goodreads. I'm scared.
>>8264058
Neither.
Empson > Eliot > power gap > Kermode > Jameson > Bloom
Not even being edgy. It's simply that Bloom talks more than he has things to say. Especially on Shakespeare, he doesn't have anything interesting to say. His best is his early work on Wallace Stevens and Shelley. He's simply memed himself in pop culture by pretending he's the only one in all of academia who knows Stephen King is shit.
Jameson wrote some interesting stuff about utopia and how post-modernism is garbage but at the end of the he's a deluded Marxist so we have to pity him.
>>8264194
>Bloom
One time he returned a student's paper with nothing but the phrase "Admissions Error?" written on the front page in red ink.
>>8265046
Proof or tits or thighs or GTFO