Is poetry the epitome of a completely dead art form? Its irrelevance is obvious yet it still remains taboo to talk about it.
IcyCalm's art essay was so fucking right it hurts. Painting is dead. Sculpture is dead. The theatre is dead. A symptom of death is colonisation by talentless artfaggots.
Rothko is unironically shit and no pseud can convince me otherwise.
art criticism is dead evidently
hi icycalm
What finally kills off an artform is the invention of a higher one, thus what killed classical music was the electronic kind, what killed painting was photography, what killed the theatre was the cinema — and videogames will eventually kill them all
hahahahahahahahhahahahahhhhhh u cant make this shit up
What books of the bible should I read and in what order?
Fedoras need not reply
>>8539534
Ecclesiastes
Genesis
Ephesians
Jonah
Luke
Acts
John
Job
Psalms
Revelations
In this order.
This is all you really need. Everything else are just filler stories or ancient tribal rules that aren't relevant unless you're a historian looking into tribal Hebrew culture.
>>8539534
at a minimum, weave these two lists together concurrently
OT:
Genesis
Job
Exodus
Ecclesiastes
Deuteronomy
Ruth
Joshua
Song of Songs
1-2 Samuel
Isaiah
Daniel
Hosea
Joel
Jonah
Malachi
(also sprinkle the Psalms throughout, either a few at a time or a book [I-V] at a time)
NT:
Luke-Acts
Romans
Galatians
Ephesians
James
Matthew (concurrent to or close to Isaiah)
1 Corinthians
Philippians
Colossians
John
Revelation
Also get hold of a timetable, especially for the OT books
How is this for an opening? where can i go from here?
At night he could sometimes see the lights from a passing tanker or trawler. There wasn’t anything to do here except indulge in time lazily unravelling, as if urging him to do something to fill the vacuum between the distant screeches of drunk women. It’s all rotten to the core. To think that people had once lived here, pitifully evident by the crumbling ruins of farmhouses like crooked teeth jutting out, the acidic soil rejecting fragments of collarbone in disgust. As he watched the bokeh of street lights dancing on the water, through tear stained eyes, Michael came to the realisation he’d left the keys to his flat at home. His stomach sunk like a boat without its bottom.
>>8539532
Start over
>>8539548
What is bad about it? i'm just starting with writing
At night he could sometimes see the lights from a passing tanker or trawler. There wasn’t anything to do here except indulge the lazy unravelling of time, as if urging him to fill the vacuum between the distant screeches of drunk women. It’s all rotten to the core. To think that people had once lived here, pitifully evident by the crumbling ruins of farmhouses, crooked teeth jutting out of the landscape, the acidic soil rejecting fragments of collarbone in disgust. As he watched the bokeh of street lights dancing on the water, through tears, Michael came to the realisation he’d left the keys to his flat at home. His stomach sunk like a boat without its bottom. The Jews must have done this.
I think it works better like this desu. Though it's still not clear what indulging time lazily unraveling has to do with urging him to fill the vaccum. And the crooked teeth beside the collarbone seem like a semi-mixed metaphor. Maybe jawbone would be better instead of collarbone.
> you stare into the shit abyss, and the shit abyss stares back
What did he mean by this?
>>8539492
one time he pooped and when he looked in the toilet it sorta looked like a face
I saw Lahey in person and he is actually really fucking /lit/ in real life. He was dropping references everywhere
>>8539492
[BUBBLES, visibly nervous]: What's a shit abyss, Julian? I don't want to stare at a shit abyss.
Looking for more horror or sort of errie books from a long time ago. Sort of like carmilla or the king in yellow. Anyone got any suggestions?
phantasmion by Sara Coleridge
Phantastes / Lilith by George MacDonald (warning: he's christian)
The Monk by Matthew Lewis
The Witch of Ravensworth by George Brewer
>>8539427
Cool man, I'll check em out
eerie
lets pretend that Harry potter and the cursed child wasnt made but JK Rowling red your fanfiction and decided to publish it as the next harry potter book
what would it be like?
>>8539311
Ginny aged horribly
>>8539324
at least shes not black
>harry runs the wizard equivalent of SVU
>some kids get killed at hogwarts, harry and friends go back and meet old friends
>harry deals with his fame getting in the way of investigations
>the kids are killed for almost exposing a new group of dark wizards trying to start a new war b picking off teachers and corrupting students from the inside
>plot twist, some of the teachers are in on it
>story doesnt involve his faggy son what so ever
Hey. what should you read when your parents pay for an apartment for you, you're bored and alone and you feel that you have no future for yourself, and you failed at school because it's so uninteresting that you can't even focus on the work, and all jobs just seem like learning some robot skill so you can be a cow or a cog, and a subservient little bitch; where you just want to escape it all into a strange world where everything is strange and interesting? Is there a book for that feeling, when the crushing hopelessness and loneliness seem to have taken over, and you want to feel some sense of wonder for the world again?
>>8539290
siddhartha. thank me later bub
read your horoscope
>>8539290
I know it's a meme but my diary, desu.
thoughts senpai?
starts of slow, gets better, then suddenly eight thousand years later, gets slow again and then ends.. what happened? i re-read this about two weeks ago and i still can't remember why the story stopped there.
stunningly mediocre. it feels like you're on a really long bus ride that drags on and on but a passenger breaks up with their partner midway through the journey and the brief reprieve of vicarious drama makes you think the rest of the trip will be good. you are wrong. you are dead wrong.
>>8540217
so they rejected your fantasy novel? that's okay, try again.
What is the Seinfeld of literature?
nothing
Apathy and Other Small Victories
>>8539133
a book report, on that Existentialism book in the image where the pornstar is holding it up, written by said pornstar
I don't get what all the fuss is about. Did I miss something here? Also: Real or Fake? Anyone have intel on the author?
yeah i wrote this what's up
>>8539141
Seems legit
>>8539129
Probably the same memer who wrote Cow Country, Behead All Satans, and pic related under different pseudonyms.
I've read Gombrich's Story of Art. What now? The part about modern art left me hanging.
Requesting good art books.
Anyone?
>>8539121
Oxford History of Art
there's like 30 books on different topics.
I'm trying to read all of the ones from antiquity -> romanticism. i like them a lot.
>>8539294
Thanks, I'll check them out. Some people on Reddit recommended me Art Since 1900 by Hal Foster and some others, thing is I'm afraid that it's too postmodernism leaning. Can anyone confirm?
What a joke it is to read or hear—as I have read or heard more times than I can count—that writers ‘see more clearly’ or ‘feel more deeply’ than non-writers. The truth of the matter is that writers hardly ‘see’ or ‘feel’ at all. The disparity between a writer’s works and the world per se is so great as to beggar comment. Writers who arrange their lives so as to ‘have experiences’ in order to reduce them to contemptible linguistic recordings of these experiences are beneath contempt.
—Something Said, Gilbert Sorrentino
it's like comedians who only do things to get bits out of them. you're not really living a life. i get it
>>8539116
>Gilbert Sorrentino
>dead 18 may 2006
>dead on my birthday ten years ago
wew
>>8539116
While we're at it let's share more vicious literary quotes, if anyone's got any more.
Sincerity becomes the honesty of people who cannot be honest with themselves. - Gaddis
of all time?
>>8539087
this is not a question that needs to be asked. there's a right answer and a wrong answer. plebs show yourself out.
>>8539092
Samuel Beckett
>>8539115
>Beckett Meme
>It was the morning of October 7th, 1865. The rain and its accompanying light were foul against the squinty attic window as Ern Vernall woke to his last day of sanity.
What the fuck ? You cunts actually think this is good writing ?
>>8539072
seems fine to me
It's fine
>>8539101
And it's not even a first sentence hook for the book, is it? kys
this is my dads favorite book and i know for a fact he never started with the greeks
That's not what I heard. It was well known he was always on his knees in the alley at the back of the Greek restaurant.
>>8539057
being the son of an orthodox is so much worse than being gay. Poor OP
>>8539057
Odd, I was lead to believe he finished the Greeks?
; ^ )