what is the most DUDE WEED LMAO book of literature?
>>8595838
fucking fuck i hate these threads because someone always posts "stoner" like they were just hit with an sibyllic fit of humor
>>8595838
The collected works of Thomas Pynchon.
>>8595855
what about the Lord of the rings. don't the 2 little midgets get high with gondor the wizard
>James Bond is a Gary Stu
is she right?
Yes
only recently bond has a weakness and it's not even physical
Meh, kind of, but not really.
There is a difference between a character being good at something and being a marry sue
>>8595725
He's a projected fantasy of the writer, an ideal of masculinity. So if that's a Gary Stu to you, sure. But I thought Stus and Sues were supposed to be bland and have a "default" personality. James Bond has a striking personality.
What the FUCK was Edith's problem?
>>8595625
stoner is a fucking bitch boy
>>8595625
stuck in an already lost marriage, and she knows that this is the rest of her life, gets icreadibly jealous of stoner when he gets attached to his daugther, when it's "her domain".
She was a stone-cold bitch.
I wrote an intro for my first novel (i do it, dont bother), but what do you think:
Here is the excerpt:
"My asshole is clean. My ass is shaven. It aint itching. Whatsoever. Life goes on as the hair grows behind my back, until it reaches an infinity cove. You see white, i see black. As long as it doens´t reach your head, everything is ok. Cut it. Songs of solitude that remind me of my misery. Questions? I live as it goes on. Wrong. I am growing, despite my backlashes. Consider myself as a lunatic, who tries too much. Nothing wrong with trying, but iam on an endless road. A road of concrete, tarmac and an autunal atmosphere. Sentences don´t make sense. So i cut it: „Iam rolling down this road, a river of sadness/got all my things in my backpack/lonely roads, lonely paths/they all come by, but hey will pass“. Sooner or later i will get a job."
10/10
Right up up there with the opening of Lolita,
>>8595600
what's the plot of your novel? I'm interested
What does lit think of Gene Wolfe? I just read The Fifth Head of Cerberus and it's incredible how good it is.
Personally he convinced me it's still possible to write literary SFF. The Book of the New Sun and Latro in the Mist are the only two I've read from him, but I thought they were phenomenal. I'm keen to try Peace, how is it in regards to his other work?
>>8595599
Okay, here's what you need to know about Peace: it's essentially a book that pretends to be another book. It seems like it's just a grumpy old man remembering his life growing up in the midwest with some fairytales thrown in, but if you're paying attention something...happens in the midway section that means that essentially you're being lied to.
This book is the best example of the unreliable narrator ever.
>>8595589
There are two posters that have convinced themselves that he isnt just competent fantasy, which of course is all he is.
It speaks more to the paucity of half decent fantasy novels more than any real criticism to Mr. Wolfe
What to read before Ulysses?
What to read before Finnegans Wake?
France, 1922. Joyce after another eye operation.
(Photo from the Rosenbach Museum and Library)
>>8595346
>What to read before Ulysses
Just read it, it's not hard and the references aren't even that important. (Odyssey)
>What to read before Finnegans Wake?
No point reading anything before it besides for Ulysses.
>>8595495
What about New Science and the Egyptian Book of the Dead?
>this fucking video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2doZROwdte4
>sincerity
What a load of cucky bullshit
he is right desu
I saw that on reddit too. dum plebs
What Philosophers and books should I read to be the like the Dude or even Donny?
Right now I'm the like the German nihilist, and it gets old
>>8595304
A betters question to ask,
Should I just do 20 years in the military and retire at 38 with a pension of around 3,189 a month plus healthcare and dental?
>>8595328
Nah, if you're American just go on welfare
>>8595304
Do lots of drugs until your brain stops thinking and only feels.
Avoid sloppy drugs like Opiates. Go for Psychedelics.
Supplement it with reading books about spirit energy crystals and Mahayana/Theravada Buddhism. Zen is too strict and no fun.
I think it is more of a lifestyle switch than a mental switch through reading/studying.
This guy is /lit/ as fuck
http://thebookshopper.typepad.com/the_book_shopper_atlantad/2009/05/the-unabombers-library-part-2.html
>>8595390
Fuck off ashtray
>>8595283
Teddy is a genius and a tragic story of being born feeling inferior and getting mindfucked by the CIA in college. He was also a very brilliant mathematician and many graduate students run across one or two of his papers during their research.
>>8595779
He's right, though, everything he says is right.
Why is MLA format important?
I understand the need to have a reasonable format so that way documents can be read easily. Some of the rules don't make any sense.
>Double Spaced
This wastes paper, and makes your essay seem much more longer and important than what it really is.
> Only use Times New Roman.
Why? Arial, Calibri, Gadugi, and Yu Mincho all are easy to read fonts.
>1 Inch Boarder.
Why not use metric terms first off. Secondly I why do you need so much space to annotate a page.This feels like it wastes more paper than what would be reasonable.
>>8595279
>why not use metric
Paper is 8 1/2 x 11 inches. You've lost this battle for all eternity, eurofag. There's nothing you can ever do to get metric measurements used on paper
To make it easy on the eye and to have uniformity.
If you don't want to use MLA, use Chicago or APA or your shitty university's system, as long as you are consistent throughout your paper and don't mix styles then it's all good. If you have a problem with using MLA, ask your teacher if you can use another one, just don't come to /lit/ to whine about your personal preferences. We already have too many threads like that.
>what is the literature equivalent of X?
>red pill me on X.
>/pol/ shit
>/board/ here, how do I read?
>recommendation threads
Why does this board exist?
>Why does this board exist? threads
??
people want to believe in a world where anything can happen.
they don't want to imagine they're stuck in the four-dimensional Newtonian universe of cause and effect.
they want to believe in magic, because magic gives you results with no effort.
>>8595899
>they don't want to imagine they're stuck in the four-dimensional Newtonian universe of cause and effect.
Ever heard of qauntum phisics u dumbas
/v/fag here. How do I quit video games/mindlessly refreshing /v/ and actually START reading and read consistently?
>>8595128
Read a book, nigger.
>>8595128
day 1 goal: read one page
day 2 goal: read two pages
day 3 goal: read three pages
etc.
You can read more than your goal on a given day, but you have to at least reach your goal
When you plateau, drop back 10 - 15 pages and start over
I a couple months you'll be reading a shitload
>>8595145
I should add that this is assuming you don't plateau before 10 pages. If you do that, you're a scrub and should go back to v games
Any good Mayan mythological literature?
>>8595095
i like the one where chocolate is that one god's penis blood, the one by the sports court
>>8595098
Tell me more about this tale
>>8595109
when you win the game, the god comes along and sticks the sharp side of a horn into his dick and then pours hot chocolate into each of the winning players' cups from the other side of the horn and they are all happy in the afterlife
Isn't it interesting that the greatest novelist of this century is with us on this board right now?
>>8594990
There's probably a few of us capable of writing great-tier works. Fascinating to think. Whether any of us will stop shitposting long enough is another question though
>>8595050
I assume he meant the internet conciousness which will publish its highly acclaimed first novel in 2085.
>>8595057
>internet conciousness
I don't understand.
Everything is very serious, can we have a silly thread?
We can post funny words we wrote, and share wacky images.
I just want a few good belly laffs.
>>8594965
We would be able to do this if it wasn't for /pol/tards shitting up every thread getting triggered
>>8594965
We're all made of materials that are billions of years older then us
>>8594965
Sounds good, a /lit/ YLYL