How the FUCK does a first-time author get published?
Actually writing and editing comes naturally to me, but getting published without a record seems nearly impossible. Does the cover letter make or break that hard over the actual quality of work? Getting interviews with even agents is basically impossible once I'm cornered into saying 'Yeah, I haven't published anything before and I have no contacts in the industry whatsoever.' I honestly feel the stuff I've written can sell well and is publishing-quality, and I've had the couple people I've been working with on editing (a published author and two published academics) say that it's good work, so the quality isn't an issue, as far as I can tell.
Is it worth it to pony up the three-five hundred dollars to get into the 'conference' schmoozing?
>>8691271
Very little of the decision making involved in selecting a new author to publish has to do with the actual content of your work. Its all to do with how you position yourself and your work to make it appear marketable so that is the question that you have to ask yourself.
How do you sell yourself as part of the next new thing, how do you fit into what has come before and are you expected to follow that?
Its all about establishing that balance between following a legacy of what works and not just being more of the same, what are you in the dialectic of what your work is expressing?
>>8691280
Marketing-wise I've focused on selling it as upmarket fiction that's pop enough and done in the same style as GoT to appeal to entry-level, younger audiences, but still solidly and definitively literary, so that it appeals to core audiences as well.
It's far too late to actually change the content, since this is how it was actually written; and in practicality, it's either going to be adopted by intellectuals or lose any core credibility in mass appeal, a la LOTR. Should I drop the upmarket sell and focus on presenting it as solely a pop fiction work, or even trying to sell it as exclusive litfic? God, I wish self-publishing was halfway viable.
>>8691285
you're not an artist
Has anyone had any experience with this work or works like it?
Outside of things like the Kama Sutra are there any worthwhile books on the act of sex?
>>8691047
>a gourmet guide to lovemaking
lmao
>>8691050
Back when it was made people used "the joy of" in the same way we currently use "Zen and the art of "
>>8691047
bump
READ ME
>>8690946
a thread died for this
Me too
>>8690946
he looks like the hypster version of sean lock
Was he a schizo?
>>8690931
delicious girl stinks can drive a man wild
>>8690931
Probably just a smart alcoholic.
>>8690931
Literally zero schizoid traits.
I recently realized that I have a passion for teaching literature and english because of this I want to become a english teacher. Are there any english teachers or people studying to become english teachers on /lit/ that can give me some information on being or becoming one?
In my country the general COA is to get an English /lit/ degree first. Once you have a degree, it takes an additional year to get a teachers degree. From there it's pretty easy to find a job, and the floodgate to teen pussy opens.
>>8690873
Not in anglosphere but I can tell you that the pay is shit in general and there's shitloads of work to do.
The pro is working like 7 hours at school, in some cases not even giving lessons, and you're free to do what you want afterwards as long as you meet your deadlines. Planning your lessons, revising tests, grading them etc. It's also nice to have your job focus on something you like, in this case literature and language.
If you have a plan B, I'd say go for it. It didn't work out for me because I have a lifestyle that's incompatible with being a teacher, and I couldn't sustain it by teaching anyways. I met some teachers who had other jobs on the side just so they can meet ends meet. Teaching is truly for those who are passionate about their job. Not just about their chosen subjects, but teaching as a whole, with everything that comes with that. You'll have students who don't give a fuck about your lessons, you'll have students you don't like ask you for advice etc.
>>8690873
I'm an English professor, which means I have a great deal more liberty to do my job than a public school teacher. I never deal with parents, I set my own readings and assignments with almost no oversight, and most of my students want to be there and are at least 18. I'm not expected to police their fucking clothes, hair, or anything else. Teaching high school English is a much bloodier and more frustrating experience, according to friends in the public system. You're extremely vulnerable and answerable to your school's administration, parents, students, etc. Also, remember that the number of young English teachers looking for work outnumbers all other subjects put together: you are a dime a dozen, and getting a permanent position may take years and end you up in a terrible school. Everybody wants to teach English.
What do I think about this book?
>>8690769
1. You haven't read it
2. You didn't like it.
it made you see flame in the eyes of all around you
Murdering Arabs is a fun activity
why does it seem everyone is locked into an echo chamber?
is there any way to avoid being absorbed into one myself? any fruitful way? it seems they benefit greatly by being a part of it. should i not want their great benefit?
Also, it seems as though, in an effort to be even-handed, i only ever seem to provoke..
please share your experiences.
>>8690574
This is one unexpected and paradoxical side effect of the growth of the Internet and the proliferation of content on it
It's no longer as pressing to coexist with others of different viewpoints since one can live all of life in discussion with like-minded people
The best way to avoid lockin is awareness of the issue and active pursuit of a diversity of viewpoints
Being locked in to an echo chamber is not beneficial. It's comforting, but it stifles true understanding and growth
Read Stirner desu
>>8690574
>why does it seem everyone is locked into an echo chamber?
You're right, everyone is locked in an echo chamber.
what is the difference between compulsory/mandatory/obligatory?
Fart, pooping, and diarrhea.
Compulsory and mandatory are the same, as in necessary. Obligatory comes from the base word "oblige" so it's less forceful; should.
>>8690474
Compulsory - you are compelled to do it
Mandatory - you are mandated to do it
Obligatory - you are obligated to do it
Hope this helps!
>Hitler seemed like the 'double' of a real person, as if Hitler the man might be hiding inside like an appendix, and deliberately so concealed in order not to disturb the mechanism ... You know you could never talk to this man; because there is nobody there ... It is not an individual; it is an entire nation
What did he mean by this?
He meant memes were dank
It's almost as if Hitler was some sort of politician or something.
Is Jung frustrated because Hitler was acting like someone else? Like chill out, Hitler, whatcha yellin' for? Lay back it's all been done before...I like you the way you are... When we're drivin' in your car...
>>8690657
Was Avril Lavigne about Hitler?
You are navigating space, or the "cosmos", not the stars, or "astro".
also faggot is a better word than op
fucking america.
Cosmo in STEMese implies a larger scale than what astronauts do, desu
how the fuck was he so smart
stole everything from newton
He read my diary tb h
>>8690286
Because he was a Conehead. Don't let the wig fool you.
I'm writing my statement of purpose for grad school and I'm kind of stuck in limbo...any advice on what I should put in it that would separate it from the pack?
it might be because you haven't accomplished anything
>>8690216
To save Western Civilization from the plebianic hordes
>>8690225
I've accomplished plenty, I just have no idea what the fuck I'm doing and I know a few people on here have been to grad school. Thanks.
if you could recommend any 5 (or more if u want) books to a complete and utter pleb in order to turn him into somebody worth having an intelligent conversation with, what books would u recommend?
it's impossible to have an intelligent conversation with someone who has only read 5 books
it doesnt work like that friendo
check the wiki for recommendation charts
>>8690192
Edith Hamilton's Mythology
Lattimore's Iliad and Odyssey
Dubliners
Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
Ulysses
>absolutely hated christianity
>pantheist-materialist
>despised morality
>loved wars
>pushed for (((liberty)))
>praised the jews for being sneaky and subversive
>criticized the germans for hating semites and tell them that they should learn to be more like semites
Nietzsche is honorary jewish. So jewish that he even had a jewish bottom lip that he hid by growing his mustache.
>>8690187
Why are there so many threads on Nietzsche?
>>8690213
He was charismatic, at least through his books
>>8690187
>pantheist
lol
ITT: Self-Indulgent Trash
>Arthur Miller
What did you expect?
>>8690104
My diary tb h
>>8690464
is he hated on /lit/