what are some good metaphors in poems that would impress girls? like comparing them to fire in a positive way, has that ever been done before?
>>8696384
nope never been done before.
go for it OP
>>8696384
Compare them to a summer's day... Except blow it up, tell them they are more lovely, and more temperate. Never been done before, 200% chance to get you laid. You're welcome.
>>8696384
She was hot like dry ice, and wet too
What's the best novel about amphibian conflicts?
>>8696340
Novelization of It Ain't Me
Give me beach horror.
Oh, Whistle and I'll Come to You, My Lad
This is up my alley. Tell me more.
>>8696326
My diary desu
Are there any young (under 30) authors worth reading?
>>8696317
Unless you want slightly obscure trendy wank, no.
>>8696317
You mean like books written when the author was under 30, or contemporary novels by people who are under 30 today?My Diary Desu
my dick is under 30 inches, barely.
I intend on reading one more novella today to catch up with my usual 2 books per week rate.
The Maimed, The Setting Sun or The Thief's Journal?
Last bump.
2 books per week?.. obvious bait
>>8696185
wow you're so cool OP
Who are /lit/ approved horror writers?
>>8696121
>>8696146
No Stephen King? The king of horror? Fuck you and your pleb chart
>>8696173
King is overrated trash who keeps using the same tropes over and over again.
They say he has a poverty fetish.
>>8696107
>Greasy bowl-cut, frames too large for face, crumpled-up second-hand dress shirt that was ugly new
it checks out
>BDA in .380
Classy.
I fucking love this guy. fuck all you niggers who say he's just edgy.
where 2 start with this sexy man?
I'm currently starting him via The Order of Things. Feels like a terrible mistake. Maybe Discipline and Punish?
>>8696183
Ya dun goofed. Go for Madness and Civilization or Discipline and Punish.
>>8696193
This, and History of Sexuality is top tier
this book sure has a lot of jokes in it. why didn't anyone tell me gaddis was so funny.
>>8695857
Post a few jokes plz?
>>8695889
I don't know any I actually haven't read it. just thinking about it. I made this thread so people who have read the book could comment "yes" and make me feel better about thinking about reading.
>tfw not hoppin' with flavor
>read an amazing sonnet in high school
>think it's cool, but I don't care
>two years later
>thinking about it and noticed how amazing it is
>can't remember the name of the writer or the title of the sonnet
I asked everywhere and no one knows. It's Portuguese what makes everything worse.
>>8695846
hope she's okay
>>8695858
She's dead. She also killed around 50 people in her lifetime.
>>8695873
Who is she?
Anyone doing the November Nobel challenge? How's it going?
Fuck, ment to say "novel challenge"
what the hell are you talking about homo
Yeah what gives? Homo.
>Father of modern logic....not Frege
> created semiotics
> father of pragmatism
> did a whole bunch of other shit
the American Leibniz
probably the greatest American mind of all time
wait he invented logic before Frege?
>the American Leibniz
Seriously fuck off, stop insulting a top 5 mind of all time with your American fuckery
Was the ridiculous man God or satan?
they were/are the same man.
>>8695740
that's pretty blasphemous
>>8695684
Are you talking about dostoevskys short story?
deserves to be on the same class as Tolstoy in writing legacy
do you agree or disagree?
hahah
Tolstoy is garbage, so sure.
>I'm not meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerely a gay negro!
>it's just that everything I write is focused on those two things or related closely
Is anyone here an English literature or creative writing major or something relatively related?
I am currently in university (going into my third year shortly) and I am strongly thinking about switching my major to English lit or creative writing. I am planning to apply to law school as well as medical school but if I don't get in there is not much I can do with those degrees. I love to write but would I get published? Probably not.
What do you guys plan to do with your /lit/ tier degree?
English literature major here. Fourth year.
What am I planning to do? Get my MA degree as soon as I can and then teach some kids and earn enough not to die. That's pretty much the only thing I am capable of right now.
>>8695517
And >tfw I'll never write as good as Jimmie J
Feels bad, man.
>>8695520
It's ok.