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better call him & find out xD

>>8718389

genius.

>>8718401
joke was good, man

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>>8718227
>paying for digital
>audiobooks

This is literally a thing Amazon just started doing

>>8718230
I would pay for the convenience to be able to play something on my phone and have all of the user experience features a legit app and service would provide.

I could easily use YouTube or download MP3s but it's not convenient

>>8718079
What is that shit you're eating.

Not bad, found a quote to lead the second part of my novel, and edited 8 pages. I need to make this zero-grav sex scene pop. Any suggestions?About to take a shower and eat.

>>8718083
Papa Murphy's. Best pizza outside of Chicago

Just read it and decide for yourself. I would recommend it though.

>>8717874
Think I will, thanks.

read Wordsworth instead.

It means Voltaire was a hardcore nigga who didn't wuss out when his gf had a smelly ass. This was the Enlightenment and no one had easy access to regular baths and modern soaps, let alone meticulous hair removal methods. Voltaire was getting on his knees and kissing right inside the buttcheeks of a smelly 18th century Frenchwoman. I tried to eat my girlfriend's ass two weeks ago after she had been in jeans for two hours in autumn, and I had to awkwardly suggest we watch a movie instead. I can only imagine the horrors Voltaire saw and still felt confident enough to write letters that would pass to posterity about it.

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As mutton cutlets, prime of meat,
Which though with art you salt and beat
As laws of cookery require,
And toast them at the clearest fire;
If from adown the hopeful chops
The fat upon a cinder drops,
To stinking smoke it turns the flame
Pois’ning the flesh from whence it came,
And up exhales a greasy stench,
For which you curse the careless wench;
So things, which must not be expressed,
When plumped into the reeking chest,
Send up an excremental smell
To taint the parts from whence they fell.
The petticoats and gown perfume,
Which waft a stink round every room.
Thus finishing his grand survey,
Disgusted Strephon stole away
Repeating in his amorous fits,
Oh! Celia, Celia, Celia shits!

>>8717664
>niece

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marion le pen sat on my face
and now i'm going to die
if marion le pen never sat on your face
then i guess you'll never know why

>>8717626
hasty blues: lesser mourn

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there goes dat boi

>>8717374
But I was waiting, OP,
A poem coming from thee.

M bare ass ginger bread R house(of bing)

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>>8717374

Carl Icahn

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>>8717115
>American intellectuals

i actually love joe rogan and alex jones
and im a leftist

you can add sam hyde and gregg turkington to that list of intellectuals too

>>8717052
oh yeah, and some super emotional books would be nice too, for those quality feels

did we ever get a nice graphic for the recent poll?

>>8717052
There are many charts on the wiki my friend :^)

Define "logical conclusion"

>>8716842
FW is still the titan. Bottom's Dream is its fan-fiction.

>>8716842
nah.

>>8716650
Put a spoiler on that freak

kys

>>8716650
Is that a man or a woman

And where can I see those titties if the latter is true

>>8715437
Minority writers writing about minority experiences is completely fine and can be quite enticing

My diary is not that good nor does it contain such a kaleidoscopic array of emotions as I make it out to be desu

>>8715437
Octavio paz was a faggot

"this whale named moby is so mean! so mean he deserves a new name. A moby-dick, if you will"

really melville?

>*record scratch* Yeah, that's me. You may be wondering how I got into this situation. Well it all started this morning when I woke up and realised I'd undergone a Metamorphosis
Really, Kafka?

"I felt that Gatsby and I had a great deal in common. Like me he was intelligent, nihilistic and had a wicked sense of humour."

Bravo Fitzgerald.

>>8713710
1/10

>>8713710
Biff Crankshaft

David Foster Wallace.

>>8712921

Buddhists aren't nihilistic. Our own happiness and the happiness of others matters.

only from the perspective of conceptual mind which cannot but think in terms of inter-related opposites. being detached is something to be experienced directly. you cannot make yourself truly detached by thinking about it. that would only result in nihilism. true non-attachment, however, will manifest as things we call peace, love and compassion and that is something that cannot be willed into existence through any "volitional" thinking of yours

>>8712921
They are not nihilistic at all