Use pic related as your template my loves!!
>go go go go
>>8780932
i like book
Whoever is poster # 1000 will get $20 from me through PayPal
is it too late for me if im not published? should i kms? should i give up and become a wagecuck because, fuck it, whatever...
>should i kms
Yeah probably
Honest answer is "No, probably not." A great many authors published much later in life than you. Just keep to it and eventually you'll get something.
My current plan is to publish serious stories under my actual name and erotic fiction under a pseudonym. I've got a piece out there in a contest and really want to ask everyone i know to vote me up, but i'm pretty sure 4chan would shit all over my rating for asking them.
Yeah, go write and quit whining about it. Damn kids.
>>8780914
If you are that sad and pathetic that the only thing you have to live for is the validation by others then yes, you should kill yourself. Even if you get published you will still be a sack of shit.
why am i reading 4chan when i could be reading a book
>>8780906
because it's funny. well that's why I'm here.
WATCH IT OP
>>8780912
i can't disagree that 4chan is in fact the funniest place on the internet
yet it is simultaneously the worst place as well
>>8780906
Because OP is a faggot.
Is there a good annotated version of Finnegans Wake or a readers guide to it, either in print or online?
>>8780888
>>8780900
Fugg looks old and obscure and potentially expensive.
Also, what is the best annotated version of Ulysses to buy?
Bump thanks bros.
Will reading fiction books make me better at writing essays?
Not underaged, in college. I have trouble meeting page count requirements. I can do research and list facts or my opinions, but I'm supposed to pad everything with garbage and sort of make it into a blog. I get horrible writers block, it took me 2 hours to write 500 words.
Why not read essays if you're trying to write essays?
writing fiction will definitely help with essays, from personal experience. it's a lot easier to get into the flow of your current thought.
reading alone, I dunno. probably a little
>>8780884
Something a lot of undergrads forget to do is not only to include texts and arguments that support your thesis, but also to bring in an article that refutes your thesis, and respond to that. That will not only help you make page count, but also will make for a stronger essay. Also, don't quote defensively, bring in a quote and then expand on that.
Being a little short shouldn't be a huge issue in college, as long as it's clear the essay is focused and doesn't miss any obvious points of discussion/make a weak argument.
Why is the chair on the floor like that?
>>8780869
He knocked it over. He's about to stride right out the door and he cares not for the taverns furnishing.
Now, what I want to know, who was the squirrel and what was his take on Hegel
max was no chill
>>8780869
why aren't there actual pictures of this guy or legit painted portraits. I don't get it.
Who's your 5 dream guests at the old hypothetical dinner party you're not throwing?
I'll start
Humbert Humbert
Gatsby
Micheal Permulis
James Bond
Anselmo
>>8780834
>Tom Wolfe
>Steinbeck
>Salinger
>Stephen King
>Brett Easton Ellis
Dixon
The biologist from Cannery Row
Nostromo
Lord Jim
Dilsey
>>8780834
>I want a pedophile and a drug dealer at my party
>Always wanted to own a leather-bound book.
>Prefer something classic and worth owning a fancy leather-bound book for.
>Look for books
>Expensive as shit
>Sonofabitch.jpg
Hey /lit/ know any relatively cheap (Nothing that cost me like $1000 dollars would be preferred) where I, and possibly others on this board, can find good quality leather-bound books. I don't even care if they have been used as long it doesn't look like shit and isn't falling apart.
So, any suggestions?
>$1000 dollars
shit
I own dozens of Easton Press & Franklin Library books, and the only way to get them at a decent price is to use eBay and Amazon. Franklin Library is much cheaper in general than Easton, but I think the leather is of slightly lesser quality.
If you don't care about early editions or anything and just want a nice quality leather bound, strand books has several classics in newer additions
http://www.strandbooks.com/index.cfm
What are some books with good senses of humor? Dry, dark or sarcastic, I need a few smiles.
Gravity's Rainbow
At Swim-Two-Birds
Anything by Evelyn Waugh, P G Wodehouse, Saul Bellow or Graham Greene.
>Turning onto the street where his brother Dmitri lodged, he felt hungry, and taking out of his pocket the roll he had brought from his father's, he ate it. It made him feel stronger
>>8780795
>translations
>>8780795
>Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ireland. It was falling on every part of the dark central plain, on the treeless hills, falling softly on the Bog of Allen and, farther westward, softly falling into the dark mutinous Shannon waves. It was falling, too, upon every part of the lonely churchyard on the hill where Michael Furey lay buried. It lay thickly drifted on the crooked crosses and headstones, on the spears of the little gate, on the barren thorns. His soul swooned softly as he heard the snow falling faintly through the universe and faintly falling, like the descent of their last end, upon all the living and the dead.
>>8780795
That literally couldn't be more straightforward
Do you believe this is a fine list?
http://www.artofmanliness.com/2016/11/28/100-books-every-man-read/
What amount of that is just bullshit?
If I see one more thread about this fucking list I'm joining ISIS.
It seems relatively /lit/
Surprised to see Greeks and stuff like The Maltese Falcon on there
>>8780655
Imagine that I am a book publisher and you are a writer. Give me a good reason why I should publish your book instead of another.
>>8780645
Because I'll come for you in the night otherwise
>>8780645
Mine is good, theirs is not.
My book is good
fuck you i like her
>>8780552
get off my board redditor
>>8780552
Me too. I'm mad that people recommend Beloved first though.
That's cool. I don't like her at all, but everyone has different tastes.
So /lit/ how do you take notes?
>>8780516
in my phone on notepad usually.
>taking notes
Why?
>>8780516
I summarize chapter by chapter, then add my thoughts. Supporting quotes, too, if I'm going all out.
Who are some great writers with the love of humanity in their hearts?
I want the grandest sense of empathy possible.
>>8780474
Kjv Bible
God, the king of all kings, Lord of Lords, became a man and died for all our sins and if we simply trust He did that for us, we're granted eternal life the same second.
Me you stupid fuck
>>8780474
Leodor Tolstoyevsky