What's the Sneed's Feed and Seed of literature?
>>9943704
sneedfags out, this is a chuck board
>>9943704
According to the Oxfrod English Dictionary, "seed" is a common synonym for semen, the by-product of male sexual activity. With that in mind, "feed and seed" takes on a new meaning; it's possible the word "feed" is used to refer to the oral insertion of one's penis - a "suck", in other words - with "seed" being the ejaculation following such an action. "Seed" as a verb can also refer to insemination, occuring after a genital sex act - in other words, a "fuck". Furthermore, we know that Sneed's Feed and Seed was once known as Chuck's Fuck and Suck - is it possible that the former business never truly closed, but simply rebranded itself with a cunning euphemism? In the Simpsons universe, the moniker "Sneed" stands out as unusual - other characters have conventional given names like "Bart", or even mildly unusal ones like "Milhouse", but "Sneed" is utterly unprecedented among real people. Have you ever met a "Sneed" in your day-to-day life? I thought not. CLEARLY, this name holds a deeper meaning - in fact, it's an acronym.
Observe:
Suck
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The "farmers" Homer encounters are in reality bouncers for a secret brothel.
>tfw you have a guy named Demian in class
>tfw he acts like Demian
>tfw he has read Demian
Gay him
Fuck his mom
>Women can't wri-
I don't say they can't write. I just don't give a shit about what they do write.
>>9943639
-te good books
DO IT FOR JOHNNY
why dont anyone read my fanfiction?
Read the rules.
Why don't you post it before this thread gets deleted though?
>>9944660
Oh shit wtf this is actually good.
Christ I did not expect this.
>>9943621
EMPRAH I AM BURNING
is it possible to authentically relay the experience of being on drugs through text?
if so, what works do you think come close? for me, fear and loathing in las vegas comes quite close to how i feel when stoned
>>9943555
I'm redpilled, and hence virtuous. I suggest you stop with your degenerate lifestyle and start leading a life revolving around God, a love of your race and nation, masculinity, and Lord Kek
It's subjective and so ephemeral you can't really describe it in a one size fits all way. Sure you can use shit like "your body feels wonderfully light" and all that jackassery but it is just something you gotta experience or some shit i guess i don't know dude
>>9943561
do you ever read your posts back to yourself and consider rethinking your life?
Anyone else like him? Thinking of checking out other travel writers.
yes
you might like repetitions by peter handke
>>9943545
I'm in the middle of The Rings of Saturn and I really, really like it. I'm infatuated with it .
Wtf why is Fitzgerald so funny?
>>9943541
Know what? Really liked this book. Great thoroughly satisfying but hardly funny conclusion.
>>9943541
Funny in what way, anon? Could (you) supply an instance of what (you) mean?
>>9943541
Idk, never read the Fitz.
Faulkner is fucking hilarious tho.
ITT: God-tier story collections
pic related
DJ Pancake he he that's a funny name..
Ficciones
>Book one of The Dragon Slayer Swordsman's septology
>Book EIGHT of the Dragon Slayer Swordman's steptology
>Rumors abound that an evil lurks within ~The Dark Forest~
>The protagonist is a farm boy whose parents were killed by the evil guy.
Is faith purely for brainlets or not?
>>9943479
Nope, faith is the end game of reason. Read Kant
>>9943479
Yes
>>9943479
It's for both stupid and smart people. So is atheism.
I finished Game of Thrones just now. Are the sequels good?
Yes.
>>9943380
1. There is a ASoIaF thread at the very top of the catalog. Why make a new one?
2. We have a thread asking if this series is any good literally EVERY DAY. Stop it.
3. Yes. They're good.
>Puffy lifted his heavy gaze over the high school, stood up full of lust with just a Chicago bulls jersey and lifted his manhood, splurt-splurt, filling the high school ravines with a current of single mothers. He lifted his staff again, bringing bridal gifts to their best friends, and like a great wild bull he conquered them all and stood by as they all gave birth.
How's my prose
I have no idea what you are even saying.
>>9943324
Start with the Sumerians
Why couldn't he forgive his mother?
>>9943223
She fucking cucked and killed his Dad, then tried to kill him.
>>9943289
>then tried to kill him.
Depends on what version of them you read. She also had an understandable rage towards Agamemnon too.
Just downloaded this, is it any kind of decent?
>>9943187
try the redpill. we hate women! :D
Did Flaubert intend Larivière as the role model to follow in order to not end up like Madame Bovary? His being late to save her meaning that had Emma adopted his behavior, she would've escaped her fate.
>>9943173
>the role model to follow in order to not end up like Madame Bovary
? He's not that deeply portrayed, no, I wouldn't see him as a role model. He's just a brief voice of reason, a sort of demigod who enters the story and leaves just as quickly. The reason I don't think he's a role model is because a.) Flaubert isn't telling an animal story for children, the novel is more nuanced than that, and b.) we don't even get to know much about Lariviere besides that he's a great, unhistrionic, and very respectable guy and he's by no means a major character, so how can we emulate him?
>>9943398
Maybe less of a role model and more of a 'way out' Emma's fate. I mean Emma is trapped, she doesn't like Charles and she has 'higher' yearnings. Obviously Flaubert mocks those but if you go the other way you get Charles' way of a life, which can't be the one Flaubert agrees with since, you know, he's a writer, an 'artist', not a countryside physician. So the solution cannot reside in simply suppressing these yearnings, and ultimately discarding them. You could say she fucked up with Lheureux but had she not she still would've cucked Charles and thrown away by Rodolphe.
Then comes Larivière who's venerated by his students, sharp, generous with the poor, friendly. and most importantly he scorns decorations and 'practices virtue without believing in it'. Those few things ARE Lariviere, we know nothing else about him, not his looks, not his family situation, etc. His position as chief surgeon is only a reason for him to intervene. The only other scene in which he is involved gives us absolutely no information about him, which is remarkable since in the conversation he has with Homais what he says or how he reacts to Homais' ramblings is weirdly, simply not written down.
the symbolism is then obvious: 'he', that is his behavior, arrived too late in Emma's life
>>9943580
and thus his unimportance, plot-wise and in 'screen time', is actually a testament to the fact that he is a message in the form of a character. Indeed when you know only those exact things about him and nothing else, not the color of his eyes or his taste in food (Flaubert doesn't say if he's disgusted by Homais' gross cuisine or not -- he says nothing), there remains no ambiguity about the message to be delivered