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>>8885593
PUNCH THE KEYS!
Why are redditors always so fucked in the head, boring and homogeneous?

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>>8885597
PUNCH THE KEYS!
Why are faggots always so faggoted in the head, faggoty and fagfagfagfagfag?

>>8885593
Horrible post, delete your account

>>8885590
The end

>>8885590
You don't need to read shit to be a nihilist. It's literally a negative worldview and as such it has no literature

>>8885590
The Ego and Its Own.
>>8885598
End this meme.

>>8885556
absolutely my diary

my diary too

>>8885502
"How to make friends and influence people".

It is an ok book. It hasn't aged very well I think, but some motifs transcend time.

And if doesn't work for you, at least you can discuss it with other people; it is a classic.

>>8885514
I read part of it I think. Wasn't it the one where the author constantly pointed out how you should be interested in other people or at least feign it?

>>8885522
That's the one. Though becoming genuinely interested in other people is one the end goals.

Art of the Deal by the POTUS

>>8885468
This isn't your hugbox, sweetheart.

4chan is for the redpill, please take leftist trash "thought" to the trash and yourself too.

Brainwashed retard. I am not morally equal to women or nonwhites

I assume you've read Marx already. Is that so, OP?

what about mc ride?

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>>8885396
>wants privacy
>decides to make up epic literary reference fake name that absolutely no one else on the planet has instead of john smith

>>8885402

Actually I googled. There are at least 120 "Hal Incandenza"s on Facebook, and because its a literary characters name any google searches for me would be swamped with irrelevant quotes, critiques and articles about Infinite Jest. Thats the neat thing.

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>>8885337

Give up and surrender both myself and my woman to him

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>>8885337
Smile at him like this

I'm only telling you if you post your feet.

get him a read the fucking sticky and fuck off with this worthless thread

>>8885317
*grabs you by the throat*

Back the fuck off?!

Frieza teleports to 7/11. "Oh, hello. How are you?" The old Hindu man greets him as per usual. Frieza telekinetically summons a Mountain Dew from the glass doors at the back of the store. "Not much." Ugh, the insufferable small talk. <-- Frieza's inner monologue. "How is school?" asks the fat ass Hindu man. Bet he loves to blow smoke rings out of that Hindu ass. Suddenly, in walks Hisoka. Frieza's heart stops. "Oh, hello. How are you?" Hisoka ghosts the Hindu man with an elephant's trunk and floppy ears with his head wagging side-to-side and nonchalantly slides over to the candy aisle where a young boy was apparently waiting for him. "Fuck. What is he doing here?" Frieza thinks to himself as he peaks out from the behind the bathroom door. "Excuse me, little boy." It was a recently humiliated Vegeta sitting on the floor of the candy aisle staring at his white-gloved hands in utter disbelief with a popped bag of Cheeto's in his hands and Cheeto dust all over his uniform. "I am not a little boy!" He stands up furiously and grabs Hisoka by the collar. "Um, are you sure he wasn't talking to me or emporer Pilaf?" asks Gohan. "Ooh, are those real diamonds?" Pilaf starts to drool. "They're not fusion earings if that's what you're wondering." Cloud and Bulma look over from the red ferrari they're watching while Hisoka pays for the gas. "He always does this." she explains to Cloud. "What, the munchies?" Cloud asks from the back seat. "No, the child molesting." Cloud spits out his Dr. Pepper. "Calm down, it's ok now. Pedophilia is a sexual orientation like being gay or furry. They have their own church and everything; and it's all sanctioned by the world government. The Trump Administration has advanced civil rights into the 21st century. Get with the program, Cloud." Cloud tisks and looks the other way into the distance where the sun was setting in hushed amber tones behind a downtown skyline that was beginning to light up in the heart of West City. A blast from the gas station interrupts their conversation. Vegeta had blasted a hole into the wall behind the cash register. The old Hindu man had refused his purchase alien porn and rainbow fruit-flavored condoms without a proper I.D. As the dust begins to settle, a trio of Pokemon poke their heads out from the rubble and confusion: Charmander, Squirtle, and Bulbasaur are surprised to find themselves released from their cages. "What else are you hiding back there, old man?" Hisoka senses premium bait potential and immediately deploys a wad of bungie gum as a net over the stunned Pokemon specimen. "I've got you now!" Hisoka runs with the sack of Pokemon over his shoulders like some kind of Team Rocket version of Santa Clause. (1/2)

When he gets back to the car, Bulma raises her sunglasses at him, asking "What was that all about? What's with the mystery bag, maestro?" Hisoka pops the bag in the trunk. "Just drive bitch." Frieza lets out a sigh of relief as Hisoka exits the premises in a in an ephemeral red streak beside a more enraged than usual Bulma. "Vegeta, what the hell are you doing?" Vegeta grunts, "I'm trying to spice up our sex lives you ungrateful twat!" Gohan looks innocently at emporer Pilaf, "What are they talking about?" Pilaf peals off a candy wrapper and tosses a few chocolates into the air, catching them with his mouth. "Hmm? What? I don't know. Who cares? I'm going to build a castle out of this an entire aisle of candy. An island made of candy. How's that for a secret lair?" Frieza brushes past them as he storms up to meet Vegeta at the cash register. "You're setting a bad example for the kids!" Gohan walks up to Vegeta and tugs at his uniform. "Are we still going to Target to buy my games?" Vegeta pockets the condoms. "We're going to Game Stop, not Target, you little turd. Nobody shops at Target for video games. What do you think this is, the 90's?" (2/2)

>>8885281
>>8885299
>>8885307
I can tell you're not from around here. Do it yourself.

what do you need to read before it?

>>8885276
if you understood mason and dixon you are fine. might have to Google translate some sentences and google specific artists but that's it. it's worth reading for sure. the themes might actually be more relevant now then when the book was made. it's also really funny. J R is better though.

>>8885323
nothing stop asking this stupid question all the time.

why don't you make up your own mind on whether to do something or not you retard

>>8885327
i dont want to make an account just realize it's not that worth it. i figured maybe i could get somebody's experiences to help inform my decision. what is the problem with that?

>>8885359
How precious is your time that you can't spare the two minutes to click at most five buttons?

tss who's stephen king is he green with envy or somethin

John Grisham's stuff used to be enjoyable when I was young.

The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe is just ace

>>8885255
Yourself -----> Kill

>>8885244
Mein Kampf by based Hitler

>>8885254
I probably would buy it, but it is too expensive in Germany since they only sell the annotated version here. Also I was thinking more about buying fiction.

Get some Joyce my nigga

>>8885237
not really. Quite a chore to get through to be honest.

>>8885237
>>8885246
don't listen to this loser, the book's funny as hell and generally just a great read. i'll admit the book drops off a bit during the long section about milo but it's well worth it overall

>>8885246
it's long but it's good. just read it, it's a classic

>>8885235
Take the redpill, theres a hierarchy of races

And men are superior to women

>>8885235
Definitely the Great Gatsby.

>>8885240
Manchild detected