What does /lit/ think of homestuck?
I don't.
Isn't that some comic strip reddit loves
>>8903122
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While waiting to catch a bus an out-of-work literary genie with a suspended license approaches and offers you three wishes. Of the following, which would you rather read?
#1
a) Ayn Rand's Lord of the Rings,
or
b) JRR Tolkien's Atlas Shrugged?
#2
a) Robert E Howard's Pride and Prejudice
or
b) Jane Austen's Conan the Barbarian?
#3
a) David Foster Wallace's Iliad
or
b) Homer's Infinite Jest?
>answers: #1 neither; #2 b i guess but meh, #3 b neither, they're basically all bad & this genie sucks
>can /lit/ provide better options?
#4
a) A Tale of Ice and Fire by Karl Marx
or
b) Lord of the Rings by William Shakespeare
>>8902968
Pride and prejudice by Howard sounds fantastic
>>8902968
#5
a) Fahrenheit 451 by Jonathan Swift
or
b) 1984 by Thomas Paine
What are the best books on raising children/childrearing?
>inb4 start with the greeks
I'd like to, which greeks talk about child-rearing?
>inb4 children
Bit past memes now.
>>8902870
>which greeks talk about child-rearing?
Plato. But no, don't start with the Greeks for this.
>>8902870
hate to say it but you have to homeschool them to avoid them becoming liberal degenerates
>>8902874
Why not? Or is it just the oiled up pederast meme?
>>8902880
This is interesting. Do you think the benefits of homeschooling outweigh the social interaction of being with kids ones own age?
I do agree though, school is a glorified babysitter with antiquated methods of pedagogy. Though I'm curious to know what kind of curriculum lit would make for a child from grades 1-12
Faulkner thread?
>best book
>best character
>Highlights and shortcomings of his prose
Discuss.
>>8902702
>my
>fucking
>diary
desu
whats a good first book to read by him
>>8902712
AILD > TS&TF > LiA > A,A!
there's definitely a learning curve in the first few chapters of whatever Faulkner you read, but once you learn how to approach him it's more than rewarding.
just don't be that guy that goes into TS&TF blind and starts a Faulkner shitposting thread because you thought you were cool enough to go in dry
Any tips on how to write in an extremely light, airy, gentle, spacious, delicate way? I want my writing to be like vapour that seems to barely connect with anything, writing that floats above, or distant, from it's meaning and purpose.
Do you suggest any writers that do this well?
>>8902575
Virginia Woolf
play dark souls 3 and read up on the lore
the first step is to never make a 4chan thread asking about it
Hey guys, I'm aware I come off as a pseud, but here goes nothing.
How good does your reading experience have to be to say you read a book?
If for some reason your speed was massively lowered while reading a book, or your comprehension, can you still give a nice little "check" on my list of "ways to impress people?" I'm kind of frustrated, as I'm taken up mental instead of (only) physical collection, which leads to be being unfortunately pedantic about my reading experience. For instance, I just started using white noise AND rain instead of just rain for noise blocking, and my speed (and my comprehension as well-but previously I just reread when I didn't understand.) so it feels like I didn't get the most out of past reading. Does anyone else constantly get this feel? Same thing happened when I started looking up words instead of just glossing over them.
to claim to have read something, you don't need much; sometimes, if you're lucky, you don't even need to know the title. i hope this helps.
>>8902596
no that just makes it worse i dont want to be a pseud liar
>>8902569
Sounds like you are off your meds my man
Having trouble with my story and need advice.
I have something where my character has been married 10 years (wife and child) and his first/greatest love comes back into his life. He's supposed to later kill his family at the behest of his lover (its an occult obligation) and feel conflict/guilt about it.
Is it better for him to loathe being a family man or have gotten comfortable in this role.
I've been going back and forth with both ideas but need to settle.
>>8902448
Both. Describe situations where he's content and then situations where he wants to escape. Life is never black and white.
>>8902474
I was going to throw conflict into both ideas. A subplot I wanted to throw in both versions is him having feelings for a student of his that resembles his old lover. I want the book to have the feel of faustus/gatsby/lolita/lovecraft
>>8902448
>Is it better for him to loathe being a family man or have gotten comfortable in this role.
I think it would be best to focus on fleshing out this
>I've been going back and forth with both ideas but need to settle.
as part of the book, have the character experience and express his thought processes on the difficulties and pros and cons of choosing between the life's.
If you are then asking, which is the better ending route, you can have him decide not to kill his family, but then his first love ends up killing him or something. Or, he does do his family, and then it either ends him getting caught, or escaping, and then more novel end can be him on the run with his old girlfriend, in which you can see if they stay together or things get weird and fade after he actually does it, or he doesnt kill his family and the book ends and doesnt hear from or about his first love again,
What shit can I read to make me lose faith in humanity?
Blood Meridian and Gravity's Rainbow desu, though for entirely different reasons of course
The Idiot
Eichmann in Jerusalem: A Report on the Banality of Evil
>start writing
>make a typo
>scream and throw shit at the wall
Anyone else know this feel?
>>8902392
Stop being autistic.
and the humans are always watching, behind the fence. they know, given enough time, I'll write a masterpiece. they want to steal it...
>>8902392
Stop using a typewriter, OP
>>8902320
no, you cant get published if youre white male
>>8902320
is this the MDE book?
Yes this is pretty much true. I can vouch. What book is this?
>tiresome
>>8902083
>some tire
>more ties
>closer
Western Recommendations?
Lonesome Dove is great, but long.
I'm debating whether I should start the next book in the series, I've heard they come off as screenplays and aren't as powerful as LD.
can anyone give me their opinion?
>>8901960
Shane and Warlock
The Oregon Trail
Blood Meridian
I'm not a big reader but can you give me some suggestions of books where the main character suffers either mentally or physically through the book?
Catcher in the Rye
Dostoevsky in general is great for this. Look into Crime and Punishment.
>read first 2 chapters of a book
>not really feeling it
>not sure if I should give it more of a chance
Wat do? Does anyone have any particular fondness for pic related?
>>8901741
i couldn't get sucked in either, but i'm a pleb, so take that with a grain of salt.
Just keep reading, faggot. Otherwise, put the book down and crawl back to le r/ eddit.
>>8901755
>titus groan
>genre fantasy
>not reddit to begin with
The Kairos
Esoterically Enlightened
>>8901737
youre gonna need to explain this one to me
Change the Game