You have been captured by the Harokonnen Baron.
You have 2 options /lit/
> get sodomized by the Baron
> die
which do you chose?
10/10
would let him encompass my doom
>>8982139
Well, hypothetically I'd choose death, but who knows what could come out of your mouth when you see a big ugly headsman carrying his ugly steel axe.
How did he even sodomize boipusy when he was too fat to move around on his own
Does /lit/ like Redwall?
Read most of the books when I was a teen and remember enjoying them, even though they were kind of repetitive.
team chickenhound represent
>>8982128
I loved them. My mom read me the first one when I was still pretty little. Then I read Mossflower and Mattimeo and Salamandastron. Thought about reading them again as an adult.
I want to try something.
Write about this painting.
Nobody biting? What do you think of it?
>>8982147
you forgot to post something about feminism so the thread would get 200 retarded replies and never get deleted because /lit/ has no mods
Who is the Bach of literature?
What's the My Neck, My Back of literature?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDJu7r6OUvk
>>8982084
are you implying Bach is the greatest?
>>8982084
Love for form and balance? I would say Pope.
What are some essential readings on the topic of transhumanism? Specifically, modifying ourselves to end psychological suffering.
Both philosophy and scifi suggestions welcome
Anything by Kurzweil
>>8982060
Fukuyama
Is pic related worth it
Was Porfiry bluffing when he said he had one more piece of evidence that would lock Rodion up even if he doesn't confess?
Yes, he was just trying to get in his head some more. He realized just how much of an anxious, paranoid fuck Raskolnikov was being, and he capitalized on that every chance he could.
>>8982064
I figured. I loved their dialogues. He's such an ironic character
He was a tricky fellar :^)
>go on date
>girl asks what I do
>I say I am an editor at a website
>"oh cool what do you write about"
this happens every time
even women know editors are just failed writers
>>8982187
so are most writers
>>8982657
Everybody is a failure at something
I checked the archive and wiki but I didn't manage to find what I was looking for.
I'm looking for (short) stories with the discovery of the unknown as their main subject. Help is much appreciated.
Honestly Borges tbqh
>>8982013
lovecraft
>>8982013
The Pederson Kid
Death of Ivan Ilych (if you really squint your eyes)
My local book store pushing the wordsworth hard.
Those new editions of Dostoevsky look a thousand times worse and less comfy that the old ones.
>>8981972
I actually purchased the old idiot a while ago just because it made me laugh.
>>8981964
wtf those are ugly
So if a famous (and talented) author writes a book which is the diary of a fifteen-year-old girl and decides to use the 'prose' of a contemporary average fifteen-year-old girl, will it be /lit/ or will it be garbage?
The point I am trying to push here is will the audience see into the essence and judge the book as /lit/ or will they not see beyond the presumably shitty prose and judge it as garbage.
dazai did it 70 years ago
>>8981829
It will be popular amongst teenage girls and the kind of people that still read HTML Giant.
Most people refuse to see modern lit as /lit/ because it's not got years of praise from critics and scholers.
>>8981829
its not just prose that makes a book /lit/ or garbage
Who was in the wrong here?
>>8981826
Bazarov was a nihilistic pseud.
the reader
The fathers were right. The sons were acting up.
List books that their title doesn't appear anywhere in the book except in one conversation or thought. Examples:
To Kill a Mockingbird
A Catcher in the Rye
>>8981812
The Bible
The Qu'ran
The Tovah
Pride and Prejudice
Jurassic Park (I am not kidding, look it up)
>>8981812
The ice twins
(a friend of mine told me)
The Grapes of Wrath has a great title drop.
What is his most quirky reference?
>>8981784
kekekeke
Paul de Kock was a real writer. He's the author Molly has been reading and she's disappointed it's not pornographic, but says he has a "nice name."
One of the best references is the "how is a railway yard like an opera?" riddle. (Don't have the exact wording.)
>>8981827
>how is a railway yard like an opera?"
whats the answer? something about running trains, railing, an screeching?
There are tons of threads about subvocalization yet none for reading aloud, so what do you guys think about it?
>>8981599
The only way to read certain books.
If you subvocalise Ulysses or Finnegans Wake, you're missing half the fun.
>>8981613
This is well known already but I'm talking about doing it in general. I've read that it has a lot of positive things like increasing your comprehension and memory but who knows.
I was actually thinking about this the other day. I enjoy reading aloud to other people.
Also, I think I'm going to get my gf to read aloud to me.
Thoughts on these books?
STOP POSTING THIS PICTURE
>>8981553
Read them then die, faggot.
>>8981725
I took this from another anon who actually owns these books lol