Okay /lit/, I've got a question fer yer.
For the majority of my life I've been an atheist, started in my early edgy pre teen ages and has persisted into my twenties (I'm 25 right now).
I'd say the majority of my life has been... Sort of an existential crisis you might say.
Anyway, all that aside, nowadays I'm far more open minded about things and I suppose I'm ready to actually read The Bible.
My question is, which is the best, most complete version? Preferably both Old and New Testaments, I've heard more than once that the KJV is pretty shitty, cuts out a lot so I dunno which version to go with.
Do you think it'll actually help me, or like, I'm thinking it'll probably be, depress the shit out of me?
It'll help you only if you turn off your brain while reading it. It can be comforting to believe in a guaranteed paradise, even if you have to turn off all your rational faculties to reach it.
>>9002466
I highly, HIGHLY recommend getting commentaries. I've studied both the Greek and Hebrew translations and most English translations are so trashy in some areas.
Along with translation, it will explain the nuances, the histories, and cultural significance of passages.
Anyways, good luck anon. Wishing you the best.
>>9002493
I think it helps a lot if you don't take religious texts like the Bible *literally* and take it with a grain of salt, or as something symbolic instead. Treat God as a universal concept as opposed to a floaty-man in the sky, you know?
>want to buy book
>it's only available in the UK
STOP KEKING ME
>>9002425
just stop living in a 3rd world shithole lad
>>9002427
I live in America
>>9002428
Order it from Book Depository. UK bookstore with free worldwide shipping
How do I talk critically about this without seeming like an e/lit-ist snob when people I know inevitably sing praises of it?
Tell them that you identify as a woman.
>>9002379
Well if youre familiar the craft of poetry at all then this shouldnt be a question. Since you are a drone-bee of the /lit/ hivemind then you will be unable to do so.
>>9002395
I honestly don't like poetry. I've read one poem lately that I've liked, out of Glimmer Train, but I don't remember the title or the author.
how hard is it to publish anonymously with a pen name / without an author photo?
if i ever complete my magnum opus i don't want my own identity to muddle with the text itself, art should feel insular, without author.
>>9002377
I actually wanted to do this just in-case by some miracle I got on a 'famous' level with my books and they wanted to make them into movies and shit. I like my privacy, and I don't want people fucking with me or my family.
Id also like to know, and how to make a decent pen name
>>9002400
Palindrome
If you're not already famous no one will figure it out.
gulf war didn't happened
>>9002343
or did it? tun tun tuuuuuun
>>9002344
post posted did dun dun dunnnnnn
>>9002343
he was right
Wow, it's literally been 2400 years and no one has been able to defeat this yet.
>>9002219
i can
>>9002219
That's because it's a meaningless sophism.
>>9002236
>I didn't get it
Should have just said
Muad'Dab
a thread died for this
>>9002204
More like MUH DUB
>>9002212
What do you guys think of afrofuturism?
I read Octavia Butler and it was quite good.
i thought Octavia Butler was American.
>>9002187
The whole "alien abduction is the black experience" thing is pretty great.
>>9003559
Ok, you got me there Michael.
ITT: books that changed your life
>>9002143
You scared women away before you were an Objectivist. It just made you marginally more creepy.
>>9002143
Literally one of the worst written, utterly irritating works ever. It's one thing to subscribe to social Darwinism, but if you ever come across anyone praising that intellectual abortion of a book, I would strongly suggest to discreetly shit that person in the mouth and quietly retreat to a place not affected by the gigantic vortex of stupidity that such a person invariable generates around them.
Mr. Fisk's Disk
Mr. Fisk is a quite peculiar fellow
He resides in the middle of nowhere Most of life he had spent mellow
He now feels strangeness in the air
He then thinks, "it's about that time"
It is about time they are arriving
The air passed by with a certain chime
The indication that they were describing
His persona changed almost entirely
That now mean ol' Mr. Fisk
He says he's prepared for what is to be
Now holding a scratched up disk
Please don't disturb Mr. Fisk
He seems cranky at all times
He carries around that ancient disk
Which it's contents are sublime
It is said that if he shows you
You have no choice but to watch
But be prepared, if only you knew
The secrets are indeed top notch
You will be shown but all the truths
Anything you've ever questioned
But don't have pity on all the youth
For the truth you will never mention
You are now aware of what will happen
To the land which we call home
Their nifty weapons are truly zappin'
Humankind will surely turn to foam
But if you have watched Fisk's Disk
You'll know exactly what to do
Even though lives will end brisk
You're free to do what you choose
For you will know where to go
A very hidden place
Under the sea, where the whales blow
The portal they use for secret base
And when the inevitable time comes
When humans cease to exist
You won't have to share your rum
They were sent straight to the abyss
You find the gate, the door, the portal
In none other than Portugal
Down you go into the never ending hole
Hopefully meeting your goal
The pebble earth is now long gone
You're standing still on water
What the hell is going on
The temperature seems quite hotter
You're soon approached by someone
None other than Mr. Fisk
Yet his disguise has been undone
His hand still holds that disk
You were among the chosen few
He tells the fortunate you
Now that you see my skin is blue
Everyone elses' here is too
You then realize that the thing
Whom you used to call Mr. Fisk
Is horror beyond literally anything
You only recognize his disk
"Join us", Mr. Fisk politely asks
We will give you Earth back to control
It really isn't a difficult task
Mighty powers have been added to your soul
You will control the new populace
With these extraordinary gifts
The masses will think you're utter bliss
For you they'll jump off cliffs
I then told Fisk, "I do accept your offer"
With a strong sense of pride
He then handed me a small gold coffer
And I quickly opened it wide
The box's contents were quite supreme
I knew I was going to be almighty
But it was a lot more than it seemed
Being chosen to be a deity
Mr. Fisk announced that Earth I claim
Beginning my reign after the supernova
He added, "wait you still need a name"
I said, "hmmmm, either Yahweh or Jehova."
And so I responded
To the dog
Real cool story
>nice blog
Wtf this is crazy
Prequel to the Bible has great market value, great writing, solid 10/11
Is this the 21 century Das Kapital?
No this is.
>>9002041
i have this
but i haven't read it yet
This is.
Hello I am a pleb and not English speaking. what kind of books are they that talk about if the way you are brought up makes you who you are. what are these called. what are some books.
>>9002006
Autobiography
>>9002006
dont worry, you write like trump
books ofs upbringings
Hey /lit/, I have a personal story that I think could have some literary merit, as in be adapted into a short story or an episode in a novel. As I have no talent as a writer, I'm leaving it here for any of you to use if you want.
Only problem is it might be a bit TOO absurd. If I saw this in a literary work it would seem very amateur, like the author was trying to force his work to be postmodern. But that's for you to decide.
>be me in 3rd year of university
>small college town
>move into a new house
>somewhat sketchy part of town, but not too bad
>discover next-door neighbor is a trap house (I can provide the definitive evidence if you with)
>main dude (Trap Lord) is a forty something year old black dude
>at first, besides the fact that they sell meth and crack they're generally chill people
>had a few cats
>one of their cats got run over, and a friend helped them shovel it up and take it to the house
>she went inside
>they have a room full of birds
>the birds aren't even in cages, just flying around and shitting everywhere
>one of them is a parrot
>okay so they have a bunch of birds, whatever
>gradually things become more violent
>one day I'm out for a cigarette and hear someone in the front yard getting beat with a blunt object
>there's a privacy fence so I can't see, but I hear
>"Nigga UHHNGH, fuck you nigga"
>eventually the victim gets up and sprints away down the street
>dfw_disgusted_face.pdf
>this type of shit begins happening with greater frequency
>gradually begin to realize that I'm living next to a FUCKING TRAP HOUSE
>they keep their windows open so every time I'm out for a cigarette and there's a loud disturbance, I hear it
>one time I hear Trap Lord beating his girlfriend
>sporadic violence continues for the entire two years I live next door
(cont 1/2)
>>9001982
>frequently heard a very weird sound
>*angry human voice* followed by CRACK sound
>kinda fuzzy and disembodied so I always assumed it was the TV
>but I hear it practically every night when I’m out for a cigarette
>and it’s not preceded by any other noises, as you would expect if they were watching television
>just discrete and isolated *angry human voice* followed by CRACK sound
>then one day after a recent violent episode it hits me
>it’s the fucking parrot
>it’s coming from the bird room
>the parrot is mimicking the sound of Trap Lord and Co. beating the shit out of people
>a fucking parrot
>>9001982
Thats some nice cultural appropriation you got there, would be a shame if someone took it.
What makes you think a story of a Trap Lords life through the eyes of a middlish class whyte boi college neighbor would be more interesting then his actual life?
Ok. it can be spruced up for sure. He can invite you over one time, to help him bury a dead body, or something serious comes up and he sees you outside and invites you over, to sell his drugs for the day while hes gone, and you can go into the tirades, and eventually you work your way up his ranks. and/Or his girlfriend comes onto you, and you develop a relationship, and he catches you. or you can start out cool, but then you start slanging on the side, and become rival drug lords of the college campus, holding rager parties next door. or you can become best bros and take over the world becoming he biggest drug lords supplying all the parties, and using messanger pigeons and parrots to deal
Does postmodernism have any value as a genre whatsoever, or is it all just thinly veiled arbitrary opinions with a veneer of judgment?
So is this basically just anime in book form?
Anime are books in a real art form.
Where are the catgirls?
>>9001962
It's the original anime desu
Applying abstract philosophy and out-of-touch ideals to everyday life and politics is just as autistic and cringey as explaining away human behavior with science. If you take philosophy seriously there's a 90% chance it's at surface level you're an Ignatius.
The taoists knew this.
>>9001863
i didnt want to think this much today but those post really did it. they made me think
>>9001863
My god that is cringey. Why do these people have to ruin Nietzsche? Some people should be banned from reading him.
>>9001863
this fucking post