*saves western philosophy from itself*
nothin personal kid
but that pic isn't Wittgenstein
It's "nothing personnel kid" for fucks sake.
>>9973599
>>9973610
consider yourselves PoMo'd
Novels, novels, novels, novels, novels...
I can't stand it.
Novels are long, empty, and deal more with gossip than anything else. Most of them could be reduced without loss. As time passes, I am finding that, more and more, I read novels in order to say I've read them instead of reading them for elevation. The only other occasion in which such things happen to me is when I read famous hack poets, like cummings and such.
Honest question: why don't you read poetry instead of novels?
A single canto of Dante can easily surpass a whole Nabokov novel. And it has music. And it has better images. And it is more direct. And it can be memorized.
Novelists aren't even the best prose writers. This honor usually goes to philosophers, priests and historians: Plato, Cicero, Machiavelli, the many authors of the Bible.
There are some exceptions, like Cervantes, but nothing that could justify the appeal the novel has for the common reader.
I agree there should be a kind of music that sentences create when telling the story of a novel. Poetry is better for that but it should be in novels too.
All I can say is...I try. It takes me a year to get an 80,000 word first draft down, then another six months to polish it up.
I do read poetry. I Write poetry. I think it can be a step above novels. The novel writing club is a bit like the art and fashion scene. Rich dickheads, pompous and nepotistic
I think most people are persuaded into novels because they are pretty easy. The hardest part about writing a novel is writing well for such a long period of time, likewise appreciating it can be similar
Alot of people disregarded poetry because of all the trash out there. Just take a look at the /lit/ poetry threads. These people are allegedly in touch with literary tastes. Also literally impossible to ever make anything of yourself by writing decent poetry
A novel teaches you how a good person lives, how a bad person acts, about the interactions between people, and how well adapted things are to the environments around them. In some ways it does this better than non-fiction does.
Poetry is flowery prose, nothing more.
What's everyone drinking and reading for the weekend /lit/ ? Tonight it's Tisdale Red Sweet wine with The first few chapters of the strangely humorous Don Quixote....I wasn't expecting it to be quite this funny and self referential...
I think wine is for faggots, no offense.
I'm drinking vodka cran and reading hemingway
>>9973462
Something hilariously, and childishly ironic about you're homophobic statement and you're reading Hemingway.
>>9973462
>vodka cran
>cran
and he calls other people gay
It's not like they're going anywhere anyways
A socially anxious man whos exterior personality contrasts largely with his inner self (almost as if hes wearing a mask) goes to visit his grandmother whom hes never seen in person for the summer. Upon arriving she mistakes him for the gardener (as he's half mexican) and he is too feeble and cowardly to correct her. Instead of spending the summer relaxing and enjoying his grandmothers beatiful estate, he spends the summer sleeping in a small shack and doing yard work. He's resentful and spiteful the entire time but is unable to fix the problem by confronting his fear of interaction. I don't know how it will end
>>9973433
Rain is a guaranteed 1-day-long meteorological phenomenon. How much it rains depends on how long goes by before the next storm. The longest period on record (preceding the most ruinous storm on record) was just under 2 weeks. It hasn't rained in a little over a month now, and the sky is getting cloudy.
>>9973433
Because I don't understand human beings well I can only write about myself.
If I were to ever write a novel it would be about an awkward and unhappy young man who learns everything he knows about the world from books and is a general failure at everything but maybe slowly improving as he reads more. I'd like to somehow convey what constantly being hit with the feeling of 'oh shit, that's probably worth knowing' after reading basic platitudes and truisms feels like. I know nothing so every insight is valued and hoarded even if I'm too retarded to apply them.
I imagine that if I were to ever write it the result would be somewhere between American Psycho by BEE and Peace by Eugenio Lobos. Maybe also a touch of our Supreme Gentleman.
what are some easy books for guys who cant read good?
>>9973438
already read it. I liked the ending
ironically, this isn't THAT easy, but it'll help you
I am German, should I read this?
>>9973385
Ja.
>>9973385
you know it's not about the holocaust, right?
Hemingway a shit
Was this a response to Emerson, and a satire of transcendentalists?
>>9973372
No, it was a literary endeavour.
>>9973372
It's the product of herman melvilles spiritual autolysis.
Ishmael is Ahab, Ahab is himself in the process of spiritual autolysis.
Ahab must kill the white whale at all costs, because it's his last obstacle in the process.
Ahab can ignore everything else in life, because the process demands purity of intent.
The book has a happy end, Ahab survives as Ishmael and is done with the process of spiritual autolysis,
now a truth-realized, enlightened non-person.
>>9974906
I've seen a lot of crackpot theories on this book, and that's is surely the worst.
Will there ever be a greater, more redpilled work of fantasy fiction?
>>9973357
Tolkien would almost certainly abhor whatever you think "redpilled" means
>>9973357
The Gormenghast books already are that
>>9973452
this
Hey, /lit/. Please help me. I'm reading the tractatus logico philosophicus and I've trouble with 4.27(See pic). What does the sum before the binomial coefficient stand for?
>I'm reading the tractatus logico philosophicus
don't
>>9973331
Too late now. I'm 50 pages in and I'm determined to finish it.
>>9973331
Can you just jump straight into Wittie's later stuff without going through this then?
Thought White Noise was boring, too straightforward, not interesting enough. Slow is OK, maybe my favourite book is To the Lighthouse, but if it's slow I want real deep at the same time. The prologue to Mao II was exactly what I wanted, blew me away, a brilliant bombardment, maybe top-5 pieces of writing I have ever read, but then the rest was pretty White Noise-y. I'm really into the theme too, image-creation, terror-as-statement, but felt it came up short.
What should I read? What am I looking for? (Is it Pynchon? I've only read CoL49, thought that was mediocre, though laughed a fair bit)
Either help me out, or thoughts on DeLillo in general.
>>9973305
read Mao I
>>9973444
thanks for bump
also, chuckle
>>9973305
Gravity's Rainbow is miles better than Crying.
Underworld is also gonna give you a bit more of what you want. It's not consistently great, but it does have those show-stoppers, including the first 60 or so pages of the novel.
Yeah, the opening to Mao II really is something else. Delillo is one of the greats for sure.
ITT: We post our rejection letters.
>>9973295
almost every rejection letter i have ever received has been either form or form + one vague sentence about what they thought wasn't working. and i've had my share of acceptances, so i don't think it's completely because i'm shit.
do people actually get long, personalized rejection letters like this?
>>9973382
One relatively well-known agent told me on the phone I should "go to writing school" and was laughing when he hung up
Which publisher was this from?
I'll start :^)
An Ode to Sleep:
How come the perfect state of mind
Is absent from our conscious thought?
The comfy night (or day, when it’s a nap,
Or messed up schedule, or a midnight shift,
I know there might be reasons to go hit those Z’s in kinda freaky times, I do it all the time),
It gives you hope to live without bemoaning every little, daily strife,
Methinks that’s why a shit-ton folk, as if they were in constant pain (perhaps they are, who knows),
Accuse each other of possesing a disease of mind, or better said in layman terms,
They say: “Fuck off retarded piece of shit, you little bitch, I’ll shove your finger up your lass-like ass,
I hope you die and no one gives flying fuck. Go suck my dick, you dick.”
That is why you, O Sleep, O mighty peace, are really all I seek,
A day in bed with silent thoughts, a day with life’s all-mighty gift:
The chance to disregard (if only for a night) the fact that we’re alive.
Help me understand what is poetry?
>>9973283
idk, just write a bunch of shit but make it sound good (usually w/ meter, rhyme, similar sounds, etc.)
>tfw you write Shakespeare/Wordsworth tier shit but you realize your work will be buried under the ashes of more thoughtful posts
Almost every person around my age that I've talked to about books has told me their favorite author is DFW and their favorite book Infinite Jest, but they are absolutely retarded and have awful taste. Is it really worth it? Did you REALLY read it, anon? What's your honest opinion?
>>9973213
I legitimately have trouble believing that IJ is anybody's favorite book. It's incredibly "meh" at best, and to me it's just another one of those books that I can say I've read, and that's about it.
>Is it really worth it?
Depends on how much you value your time.
>>9973213
I read the whole thing. Parts of it are some of the best reading I've ever done in my life. DFW really was a genius with words. But the way it comes together in the end leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
I'd say overall it's worth a read.
>>9973213
>Almost every person around my age that I've talked to about books has told me their favorite author is DFW and their favorite book Infinite Jest
Why lie about this? You know you're lying.
Anyone read this shit? Is it good?
I wanna read it but I'd rather read a few more tomes before I devote the time to reading that meme
First book: 10/10
Second book: yo what the fuck is this Neil Gaiman shit
Third book: snoozefest, alsoMICHAEL NEVER FUCKING KILLED ANYONE YOU FUCKING HACK MOORE YOU WERE BUILDING THAT UP ALL FUCKING BOOK
>>9973182
Yes and mostly
>tfw fell for the hard determinism meme
>tfw I can't bring myself to leave bed because I thought that I don't have any choice in the matter
>tfw I'm failing all of my classes now because "nothing I do matters it's all chemical reactions lmao"
Convenient excuse
>falling for the schhol of thought meme
>not joining a freemasonic rite to learn life's real truths
ayy lmao
>>9973074
You obviously don't really understand determinism. You are like the compatableists who think having control is what the debate is about. You obviously have control. You however have limited control over the influences that determine your choices and the control you have over your influences is also influenced by other influences.
I.e. You were influenced not to leave your bed because of a faulty idea. Real free will doesn't even make sense. Do you have the will to imagine a color that you have never seen? You can't because of your limited mind. If your mind is limited by experience then how could you make some choice uninfluenced by the chain of events that led you to the fork in the first place?