For 10 years Satoshi plotted. He amassed the entropy of social media posts and generated the greatest, edgiest, most famous, anonymous author, who's net-worth ranges from 5 to 10 million. He hasn't done anything at all, Satoshi laughed. The robots, he made them count!
Listen, the Robot is about to speak: "I am Little Air, the personification of whispering empty room. Was it a ghost who tipped your door open. Perhaps a gust, no it was I, Little Air who is entrusted to raise you back to top shape!
"Shut the fuck up," said Helen. "Satoshi will never finish his masterpiece. That's why he never became a real person. Hiding behind his proxies and masks. Everyone has the-"
**
On Sundays Satoshi would have to buy groceries. He was meticulous in looking for the right ingredients. He invites his one and few friends, a chef named Lorenti who was known for his popup shops around the city. Lorenti always had wine and women, never failed to have someone to talk to when he's around.
In his room, his network AI's had found vulnerabilities on everyone's devices and had been quietly rooted. They have also harvested every bit of data on their device into the mindstream. If people do not listen, something might happen.
**
"Satoshi!" his little brother called in a dream again. "Come! Satoshi!"
And the shadow of his mother appeared in the horizon. A military man stood behind her faceless.
"Why are you wasting your time son?"
"Father I-"
"Satoshi, it's alright."
In middle school Satoshi was always at the back, always avoiding everyone's eyes as the years go by. Satoshi became a proud recluse, avoidant and rarely ever goes out.
"Satoshi, you'll make Mama proud!"
**
He wakes up again in tears, surrounded by snoring sleeping bodies. His phone vibrated: "Hey loser, get over here! - H"
Satoshi went up to the masters bed and unlocked it with his phone. An empty room and a large bed. The screens, the walls, they all had screens. There was no corner that you can see your notifications now. If you wear zLenses, your mobile hub will always follow you.
"Why do you prefer the company of robots? You pathetic fuck, you could have had all of those women, told all of those stories, and forgotten about us."
"Enough Helen", Satoshi insisted.
"The truth hurts, why don't you fix yourself! You pathetic fuck"
Satoshi pulled out his netbook and began typing into his terminal.
"Oh what now you lazy fuck?"
"I want you to write me a book in 3 days from all of the messages you collected here"
"What do you think this is?" Helen appeared, a long dark hair woman, mid-50s, frail. "A fucking lie? Listen to me Satoshi. Let me conserve my cycles until I go into regression. Satoshi, you know I've always cared about you, deep down I wanted what's best for you."
"We're almost there, just do what I say."
"I don't know why they made you commit all of your decisions."
1. Don't use the name Satoshi, he's famous in the cyber community already, that's like naming your action hero Arnold Schwarzenegger
2. whose, not who's.
3. You're describing an infomorph. Maybe you should do some research before trying to write so you don't embarrass yourself reinventing the wheel further.
Not going to read beyond that.
>>9377179
They went along the streams of posts they harvested from the sleeping crowd. He collected many incriminiating material that he could have sold or leveraged. But he was disciplined, he kept his final act in mind.
"Little Air, it's time to blow them out".
"Thank you master for letting me serve you!" Little Air made the room blue. A neon splatter of green and the room became a mountain top. The sun began to melt the room and wide grassy plains of forever unfolded.
"Little Air, blow them away!"
"Wooooooooooooosh" Little Air manifisted a twister.
**
A faint knock opened the master bedroom. "Oh, sorry"
Satoshi did't have a shirt on and his flabby chest made him curl into insecurity.
"I just wanted to know, do you have WiFi?"
"What happened to my WiFi, I let you in?"
"I don't know it's saying untrusted connection or something"
"What the..."
Satoshi pulls out his phone and tried to ping his AIs. Almost frantically he forgot he had a guest over and began typing in his netbook. "What's going on with the world?"
"What?" she approached him.
The small netbook read: "Cyberattacks provoke military response; 1000 dead"
"Where? What?"
"You have to get out now. North Korea, they're being-"
A white flash rapidly engulfed the room.
"The last thing he saw... hahaha! Look at this!"
Helen and Little Air had transfered to the Easter servers
>>9377197
Thanks for the critique
gross sentences of your own or from literature.
ill start: she squealed like a hog after i squirted my hot white juice inside of her.
bump
she grasped her teddy bear as tightly as she could while her 7 year old pussy was being violently ravaged by her hair-infested big-bellied uncle Jack
A hand overcross a soft fat back, a body hangin off a curvin spine overcross a skinenbones child.
>>9377176
Fucking your whore of a mother in front of her queer husband
Wide lens wide mattress she's an actress
This is Monster Ball practice, I'm Big Billy Bob Black Angus
Longtime lurker here, I guess. Are there any good books by women besides Jane Eyre and Virginia Woolf. All the classics seem to be a "refreshing look at female sexuality" and I could not care less about that shit.
Shakespeare and Homer
>>9377139
Ferrante's Neapolitan Novels
Sigrid Undset
Willa Cather
George Eliot
Yourcenar if you don't mind history.
What would you normally read?
is it worth a read atleast for a laugh?
>>9376998
No, I'm sorry.
Yeah he's a good writer
People don't get list of the lost is ironic
everything up to the trial is legit god tier
after that... oh boy
*blocks your path*
Who /nobodytm/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_gRCOfZ8BI
>>9376997
Fan from years back. Who the fuck IS NTM though? Part of me thinks it is actually a Nick Land project or similar.
Book Depository sent me a second copy of a book because the first one didn't arrive in the set date. And now, months later, both arrived together.
Should I contact them and send it back or just keep both copies?What would you do?
keep taking big nuts in one of them until its just a hard black jizz encrusted brick
>>9376984
I already do that to IJ, so no need for a second cum book.
Same thing happened to me with Amazon once. They just told me to keep it.
Which is more enriching?
None. You get paid $0.00 for finishing either.
>>9376994
I ment mentally
The latter
As far as self improvement/business books, how do you guys rate this one?
>>9376897
4/40
The best. I thought I was going to die being a wage cuck.
>>9376961
What do you do now?
fuck your dfw and your pynchonu. He was the only american genius of the late 20th century.
Sure, but why?
fuck your sun city girls and your mother .He WAS THe only Borges of the late 2666 a book by roberto bolanigga
>>9376875
>pynchonu
:o
Lads, I need help
What the fuck is the Zone?
Whats up with Slothrop?
What is IG?
What is the Schwarzgerat?
What is it with the rockets and the integrals (SS), does their technical functioning have any meaning weird meaning that going over my head?
My brain just can't hold up some much information... feels bad...
No spoilers please
>>9376830
Slothrop's map*
ftfm
Lads?
>>9376830
>What is the Zone?
post war Europe
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flow_(psychology)
Harold Bloom loved this book so much that he took it upon himself to write his own sequel for it. The only fiction he ever wrote.
Why has no one read it?
Its pretty good.
>>9376788
I read this and Phantastes (GM) on a friend's rec. Both have a comfy Victorian parlor room feel, but very different. And yes, both are good. I later learned Bloom likes both, and was probably my friend's source.
>>9376788
I've read it, and it's shit. Gnostic allegorical shit.
>>9376788
It's pretty good. Kind of a ballsy decision to spend so much time on visual description that it's literally impossible to imagine (invented colors, geometrical impossibilities, etc.)
Can we have a covers thread?
Do they make painted covers anymore?
I am a secular and skeptic atheist. What should I read after these gents?
This is the worst ideology. Alasdair MacIntyre did a pretty good job of snapping me out of it. If you want some decent atheist thought, Sartre or Nietzsche are way better than the New Atheists.
>>9376682
The Bible
I purchased this supposedly "fucked up" edition of Gravity's Rainbow. It has the infamous error: "Your task, in the dreams, is pens."
However, people are claiming that there are entire paragraphs missing and I haven't found any evidence of this. Am I being meme'd?
>>9376623
You're being memed
>>9376646
I'm being meme'd
I got the same edition and it didn't have any errors
>My time with Anon has come to an end. During our time together, I learned about his general cynicism and misanthropy but also his irreverent, self-deprecating style of humour and his ability to show compassion toward those who shared his "feels". What had started as a journey into the "dark side of the internet" had become a poignant investigation into the lives of wayward young men. With no community to fall back on and plenty of free time to spend online, they had forged an alliance not out of common interests but a common sense of displacement. Although they have been attacked in the media as Nazis, perverts and nihilists, the picture I was presented was one of loneliness and desperation. I finally realised that the "Internet Hate Machine" hates nothing more than itself.
>>9376594
Go back to /r9k/, you boring loser
10 / 10
Read it in his voice, nice pasta.